Here is a parody of Bleach Chapter 401. The Decision 3, I think.
"I am saying, that the hogyoku is conscious." Aizen smirked. There was the possibility that Isshin was smarter than his son. I'm not a freaking stalker pedophile!
"What the hell are you talking about?" Or maybe not. Aizen sighed. Was there no one who could match his intelligence?
"The hogyoku is conscious. That means its sentiment. It can think. Do I have to get any clearer than that?" Aizen explained, frustration evident in his voice.
"I know what you mean, idiot." Isshin growled. "What I can't get is why you think a ball has the ability to think for its self."
"OI! It's not just a ball." Aizen argued. "It's an amazing device that is capable of thought and to do wondrous things. Like making me a God!" Aizen began to stroke the hogyoku that was, well, attached in his chest. "Don't listen to Isshin, my little baby. He's a meanie." He cooed. Isshin was left wondering if the former fifth captain has finally lost every last bit of his sanity. Of course, trying to take over three worlds does imply insanity, but stroking his chest to coo at a ball? Disturbing. Very disturbing. So Isshin did the only thing he could think of before he would be mentally scarred for life, if he wasn't already.
"It still sounds like nonsense to me." Isshin desperately interrupted Aizen's fussing over the hogyoku.
"What?" Aizen looked up at his new enemy.
"I said, it sounds like nonsense, damnit! Stop cuddling your chest, it's extremely disturbing!"
"I'm not cuddling my chest! I'm petting my hogyoku!"
"Which is on your chest. And from where I am, it looks like something you would do in private!"
"Both you and Ichigo, honestly." Aizen muttered.
"Anyways, what do you think the hogyoku's power is?" Isshin stared at Aizen.
"How the hell am I supposed to know? I don't do research, people tell me what's up."
Aizen felt a headache coming on. Was everyone really this stupid?
"The hogyoku, its true power is to make real what's in the hearts of those around it." Aizen explained.
"So, it's a device that is based on Disney stories?"
"What? No! Where did you come up with that?" Aizen shouted.
"Well, in all of the classic Disney movies, something happens to the protagonist and there is an obstacle that seems to be impossible to overcome, and yet they somehow manage to all live happily ever after while the antagonist burns in hell. Very true in Aladdin, by the way."
"No! It is not based on Disney! Forget about Disney, the hogyoku is better! Didn't you notice the miraculous things that happened with Ichigo Kurosaki, Rukia Kuchiki, and Urahara Kisuke?"
"What do any of them have to do with our current conversation about how you like Disney?"
"Forget about Disney! Anyways, those could all be said to have been realized by the hogyoku's will."
"Um, are you just jumping from topic to topic trying to make your nonexistent point across? You are the only one apparently that knows how to somewhat use the hogyoku, so what do their achievements have to do with the hogyoku?"
"I'll give you some examples. Urahara Kisuke misunderstood the power of the hogyoku to be the ability to control the boundary between hollow and shinigami, because that's what he wanted it to do."
"I'm not following. You're saying that, when Urahara was making the hogyoku, he was doing so for the sole reason to control the line between two different, yet similar species, and because he accidently made the hogyoku to 'grant people's wishes', that's what it did?" Isshin took a deep breath. "And how do you know what Urahara was thinking? He tends to lie quite a bit?" Aizen disregarded Isshin's last question.
"Precisely. And the reason Rukia Kuchiki's reiryoku passed to Ichigo and she lost her shinigami powers, was because she was still depressed about Kaien Shion's death." Aizen continued, oblivious to his once again confused audience.
"Hang on, as far as I know, Rukia didn't even have the hogyoku at that time, and I'm sure she didn't wish for all her powers to be sucked dry!"
"And the reason Yasutora Sado and Orihime Inoue developed such singular powers is because they both cursed their powerlessness with all their hearts." Aizen ignored Isshin.
"But that makes no sense! A lot of people feel useless, why the hell didn't they develop powers then? Why only them?" Isshin shouted. Maybe Aizen would finally listen to some form of logic. For someone who claimed to be intelligent, he sure loved being in a fantasy world.
"Because it just did! Stop questioning my brilliance!" Aizen screamed. Why couldn't these people understand his beautiful and complicated theories?
"What brilliance? I'm definitely not seeing brilliance." Isshin muttered. "But go on with your, uh, illuminating explanation, Aizen."
Aizen sniffed disdainfully, but continued nonetheless.
"The hogyoku realizes what is in people's hearts, but it cannot work if that possibility does not already exist within them. So, it leads people the direction that they want to go."
Isshin nearly fell in shock. Could this ball of weirdness have anymore Disney qualities?
"But people are strange." Aizen started to continue.
"No!" Isshin screamed. "I think I've heard enough of bullshit for today! I don't think my brain can take anymore of this." He muttered.
"Why because it so complicated and amazing?" Aizen smirked.
"Hell no! It makes no sense and your so called logic isn't very logical!"
"Hey, that's not-" a loud crash interrupted what Aizen was about to say.
Both ex-shinigami looked around to see a building explode with a large sword aimed at one side. A closer looked revealed Ichigo blocking the long sword with his bankai, a comical look of rage on his face as his back smashed against the building. The nest thing Isshin knew, the sword had disappeared and Ichigo was flying back towards his enemy was, Ichimaru Gin.
"I'm surprised you stopped it." Gin smirked. Ichigo glared at Gin as he stopped to wipe his lip which was bleeding.
"Why are you so surprised? Weren't you just calling me creepy a minute ago?" Ichigo retorted.
"Well, yes. But the block must have been a fluke."
"How the hell was the a fluke, bastard!?" Ichigo yelled. "First you call me creepy, you! Possibly the most creepiest person I have ever had the horror to meet, except for Ishida. And now because I stopped your attack it's a fluke? You &%&((&&, &(&$## ()(%#$&%$# and you &%&(%#, *()$^$#^^(&%^&%!"
"Ichigo!" Isshin shouted.
"What?" Ichigo yelled back, ceasing his parade of foul words for a moment.
"Watch your language, or you will be grounded!"
"Shut up! Don't interfere, I've almost got him!"
"Uh, Ichigo. I don't think you yelling curse words in different languages is actually helping you defeat him. Gin is enjoying it."
"Well, what about you? Have you defeated Aizen or figured out his plan?"
"No! It's bloody impossible to figure out his plan! But whatever you do, don't ask him. It'll only make you more confused!" Isshin argued with his son.
"But then how will I know what the hell he's planning?"
"That's the problem! He is living in world of fantasy using Disney related items!"
"Really? And I thought his finger growing talent was strange, but that's just disturbing." Ichigo said.
"It has nothing to do with Disney!" Aizen's voice interrupted their conversation. "It's called Hogyoku, the breakdown sphere! So of course it could break the line between man and God!"
"But Urahara gave it that name! And you said it had nothing to do with what Urahara had intended it to do!" Isshin screamed at Aizen.
"Wait what?" Ichigo was confused, again. Damn Aizen for making confusing explanations. Ichigo walked over to Gin, maybe his explanations would make more sense than what Aizen had been sprouting.
"Oi, Gin. Do you have any idea what Aizen is yammering about?"
"Hm? No, he tried to explain it to me once, but it was completely illogical, made no sense, and a very high percent chance of not working. So naturally I went along with him." Gin said while twirling his now knife size sword around.
"Why would you follow him for that?" Ichigo asked.
"Because I like chaos. And since his plan was definitely not orderly, I joined him."
Meanwhile, back with Aizen and Isshin, who were still arguing about Aizen's theory about the hogyoku, Aizen was blasted in his back by a newcomer to the battlefield.
"Where the hell have you been?" Isshin accused, glaring at the man behind Aizen.
"So you've finally come, Urahara Kisuke." Aizen turned around to face him.
"I do know my name, thanks Aizen." Urahara smirked, his sealed sword pointing at Aizen.
"Hey, Urahara, Why the hell does the hogyoku seem so much like something that should belong in Disney?" Isshin demanded to know. Urahara snapped out his fan and held it over his face to hide his amusement.
"Well, you see the initial purpose of the hogyoku worked fine, but after I exiled myself on Earth in my shop for some number of decades, I got bored, took out the hogyoku and tinkered with it while watching a marathon of Disney movies. I somehow managed to make it somewhat conscious and when I was watching Cinderella, the hogyoku decided it wanted to become a fairy godmother." Urahara began to chuckle. Isshin started to laugh out loud with no restraint.
"HAHA! I told you, I told you it was like a Disney-HAHA, item!" he guffawed. Gin and Ichigo had heard Urahara and both were struggling not to laugh out loud. In fact, the two of them made it a contest to see who could not laugh the longest.
Aizen was left standing in shock as the horror of the hogyoku finally settled in his mind.
"I'm using Disney to take over the world." He whispered weakly. "How fitting."
The End
And here is another parody, but this time of chapter 401. I couldn't help it. Disney is trying to take over the world! Hope you enjoyed!