I was reading one of Silver Melody217's challenges (Dang! I can't get the Plot bunnies out of my head! *gets bait* Here bunny, bunny bunny. I'm gonna feed you to Kyuubi~!) when I just thought of this idea.
And since I couldn't really do anything else...("You still haven't finished your Biology assignment IRNN." My conscience said rolling her eyes) I decided to write this chapter.
Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter and Transformers in any way.
The sparkling sighed and practically collapsed on his surprisingly soft metal bed and groaned.
A dog turned man chuckled and looked at his metal godson in amusement.
"What pup? Bored already?"
Harry nodded. "I can't really do anything in here. And we already finished our pranking spree half an hour ago, what are we supposed to do now?"
Sirius sent him a thoughtful look and asked him very slowly. "Have you ever said something out loud to them before?"
He sent him a curious look. "No. Why? Whirring and clicking already seems to satisfy them."
The Marauder grinned. "Well you see pup, we could use this to our advantage..."
Realization crossed the mech's face and he slowly grinned back at his godfather.
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"Well there you are you little tyke!" Sideswipe said picking the crawling sparkling up with ease. "Oh, and the dog too."
Said dog growled and glared at him. He was so going to be in the next to-be-pranked list. Sirius thought.
The giant mech carried him towards the main room where a few mechs were resting, namely Wheeljack and the Arcee sisters. He placed the sparkling on the floor and excused himself, telling the little thing to behave while he was going to get some energon.
A while later A few other Autobots came in.
Harry whirred in delight as he saw Ironhide among those who entered and promptly tried to crawl towards the weapon specialist.
Harry grinned and pointed at the twins, Mudflap and Skids who just entered.
"Piece o' scap metal!" He said cheerily before clapping his servos happily as if he did a big feat.
He tilted his head to the side as he saw his guardian not responding. "'ronhide?"
Ironhide silently gave the sparkling to Ratchet before glaring at the twins. Not even realizing that he was the sparkling's fifth word. The twins shuddered and took a step back.
"Now 'Hide...You kno' we don' really say stuff in front of da kid..."
They made an action that looked a lot like gulping when they heard the dreadful hum of an energy cannon.
"5...seconds...to...run." The black, highly intimidating mech managed to grit out.
They didn't need to be told twice.
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Something random that crossed into my mind.
Although I could have made it more exciting...