Such is life
1. Underneath
Australia pulled his button-up shirt off and the other nations saw why he had advised against France groping him. What looked to be an almost 3 metre snake was curled around his torso. The other nations where shocked into silence. It was so easy to forget Australia's more sinister title besides that of the Land Down Under. It was events like this that the name of Land of everything trying to kill you wasn's something to take lightly. New Zealand, of course, was used to her brothers more dangerous side, so was the first to speak up.
"Oh, so that's why you didn't bring Baz, You brought Matilda instead."
2. Protective
Looking back, England thought maybe he should have expressed just how dangerous it was to hurt New Zealand in anyway to his fellow Europeans. Though watching France flee from some of the deadliest creatures on the earth plus a whole flock of sheep, he really couldn't bring himself to regret it. The image of a large snake seemingly riding a sheep would probably haunt him for a while though.
3. Stockwhip
"Why'd you make me dress like this for a conference?"
"Because you lost the bet, and Com'n bro, I could've had you dress up in something far worse."
"But New Zealand these are my work clothes"
"Exactly and you're currently at work."
"You know that's not what I mean"
"The Outback's dress code suits you Aussie, and the whip really goes with your akubra."
"…. I hate you sometimes Aotearoa, I really do."
"You say that now, but you won't tomorrow after Canada and Russia see you dressed like that."
4. Australovenator
Cocking the shot-gun New Zealand prepared to shoot her brother. The door gave another shudder and started to crack apart. She cursed whatever thought process had England use his bloody magic to turn all his ex-coloney's back into their earliest state. It hadn't effect any of his female ex-colonies, just the males, like America, Canada and Hong Kong. Unfortunatly her brother's earliest form wasn't a small child like the others.
Turning to the other nations in the room she warned them to back away from the door.
"I don't know what is going on. Why is Australia like that? What is he?" England said in a slightly paniced voice. She had to give it to the old boy. He knew how to keep his head.
"Your fucking magic is why. You could have used one that turned them into children, but No. You had to use one that said 'earliest form'. Well guess what? That thing that's currently trying to get in here and eat us is Australia's earliest form."
England visibly paled at that and looked at the battered door. A savage snarl ripped through the air and the shuddering continued as the extinct predator tried to get at its prey. England cleared his throat.
"That doesn't tell me what he is though."
New Zealand glanced at the other nations. Focusing back on the door she simply said, "He's a continent."
AN:
1. Baz is Aussie's Koala. It just seemed to fit. (It's short for Bazza – Barry) Matilda is an Inland Taipan, the most venomous terrestrial snake on the planet.
2. I seem to be picking on France … Oh well Lol. Protective Aus FTW.
3. What can I say, the image of Aussie with a Stockwhip (which stockmen use for a variety of things) stuck in my head. In my headcannon Aussie probably works in the Wildlife department (I now there's a real name for it but I cant remember it), so managing feral buffalo, camels, horses, etc. Something mostly out in the open, because he's also a bit of a claustrophobic. Points if you can guess why.
4. Australovenator was an Australian carnivorous dinosaur. It stood at 2m's and 5m's long. Like Utahraptor but with out the feathers. Yeah... , this was from a really random waking dream. It was a pretty awesome dream though.
Hope you enjoyed these, there where more but couple screamed for me to write them out in entirety. Please RnR.