Frasier, Niles, Daphne, Harriet and Eddie sat in Frasier's living room, watching movies. Well, Harriet was deconstructing the movies, Niles was complaining about them, Daphne was complaining about Niles complaining, and Frasier and Eddie were just watching everyone else.
"You're missing the big picture," Daphne insisted. "Jack and Rose would give their lives for each other, and they barely met! That's true love."
"Nonsense," Niles disagreed. "They're just horny strangers. If Jack survived, why, I'd bet they'd break it off after he stole her belongings."
"But he didn't...!"
"Rose had always lived a sheltered life," Harriet said, penting her fingers. "She might have wanted to walk on the wild side. Hence, her attraction to Jack."
"See?" Niles said to Daphne. "Harriet agrees with me.
"I never said that. For all we know, their love could have developed."
"Ha!" Daphne cackled at her husband.
"...A little too soon, though."
Martin and his date, a little, old, white Italian woman, came through the door.
"You'll love this wine, Sophia," Martin told her. "My boys always pick out the fancy stuff."
"Hey! Hey!" Niles whined. "Who said you can have that?"
"That's Niles," he told Sophia.
"I didn't know you had a little girl."
Martin laughed and said, "And that's my other daughter there, Frasier."
Frasier stood up and extended his hand.
"What are you doing?" Sophia asked. "If my arm even goes up to greet that it'll snap!"
"You're not that old, Sophia," Martin told her. "Not to mention, you're feisty... and beautiful."
"You're such a sweet-talker. And a liar!"
"Frasier, go close the blinds. Sophia says she has cataracts."
"Well, to be fair, I said I mighthave cataracts. But you don't wand thieves watching you, especially with those huge windows."
"Thieves?" Frasier asked, raising an eyebrow. "Watching us, at night, while we're several floors up in an apartment."
"No back-talk, Fras," Martin said sternly.
Frasier went to the window and pulled the velvet curtains.
He noticed Jack staring at him.
Frasier sighed, opened the window, and punched Jack so hard he blasted off into the sky.
"Let's give these guys some privacy," Daphne told everyone. "Niles, Frasier, Harriet."
Eddie barked.
"Eddie," Martin said. Then he said, "Thanks. Just don't expect anything to, you know, happen. But just in case, don't come back for, oh, two hours."
"Please!" Sophia exclaimed. "We won't do anything. I wait until the third date."
Martin and Sophia then chuckled to themselves.
Rather than ask why, the group left without looking back.
"How 'bout we all go get some coffee?" Daphne asked the group as they left the apartments.
"Sounds great," Harriet said as she lit up a cigarette.
"I didn't know you smoke," Frasier muttered.
Harriet giggled and said, "There's a lot you don't know about me, baby."
Frasier heard rustling.
He turned to see something big jump past them. It ran through the group and disappeared.
"What was that?" Niles asked. "I...don't feel like fighting now."
"Well, I do," Daphne said, raising her fists.
"Me, I'll fight," Harriet agreed. "I'll fight."
"Probably just The Triple again," Frasier said. "You know, I saw Jack-"
Several ninja stars hit the pavement below, barely missing their feet.
They heard rustling, saw shadows. It was very disorienting.
Finally, a shadow lunged out with a sword.
And then Janet appeared before them, saying, "Ha! I got you!"
The shadow's sword went through Janet's chest.
"Janet!" Frasier exclaimed. He said to his group, "Everyone, run!"
"You don't have to tell em twice!" Daphne said.
Frasier grabbed Harriet and ran opposite the direction the shadow person stabbed Janet. Niles and Daphne ran west, and Eddie started to scratch at the doors of the apartments.
"Oh my God, Eddie!" Daphne exclaimed.
"I'll go get him," Niles said as he summoned his sai.
"No, it's dangerous!"
Daphne grabbed Niles as he started to run. Unfortunately, Niles fell and impaled himself with his sai.
NILES LOST A LIFE! 2 LIVES LEFT!
"Sorry, Niles! ...Wait."
"Ow!"
"I said 'wait!'"
"Okay."
"Aren't you going to ask what you should wait for?"
"Uh-"
"I realized something: we didn't get that 'FIGHT!' message when that person attacked."
"And that's why we must be allowed to escape."
"Can she attack us for real if it's not official? So she can't attack us, or Eddie."
"Then again, that person did just impale Janet."
Frasier and Harriet saw a shadow close in on them. Harriet held out her hands and blocked an attack.
"Should I activate the mecha?" Harriet asked.
"And destroy all of Seattle?" Frasier gasped. "No!"
Harriet's shield cracked from another attack. A few more jabs made it shatter.
"Uh oh," she gasped.
Eddie started to bark and run at them.
"Eddie, run!"
"Eddie!" Frasier roared. He summoned his Sword.
The figure gave Eddie a pat.
"What a nice animal," the figure said. Their voice was deep.
"It's a guy, we know that," Harriet said.
"This isn't over," the figure said as it retreated to the shadows. "Frasier Crane, mark my words: You will die."
Janet ran past Frasier and Harriet, screaming, "You haven't heard the last of The Triple!"