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El Conquistador and the Pirate

51) Sport

South Africa 2010: World Cup champions: Spain. He'd done it, he'd finally won the cheers and applause were for him and his team. Spain laughed aloud, he hadn't felt the thrill of victory for a while and had nearly forgotten how could it could feel. Over the roar of the crowds he heard one voice murmur:

"Congratulations git." He looked up and was surprised to see England clapping along with his fans with a small smile on her face.

52) Deep in thought

She lightly traced her hands across her lovers face and wondered how the hell she'd come to this. Images of their past flashed before her eyes and she was so caught up in memories that she didn't see the devious grin on his face before he pulled her to him for a scorching kiss.

53) Keeping a Secret

No-one could ever find out about these meetings of theirs. They were supposed to be sworn enemies, rival empires yet they would always come to this spot for a single night a month to release their passions on one another. It was never gentle. She was the forbidden fruit, yet he couldn't resist tasting her or touching her, and he could never stop that irritating voice in the back of his head that whispered "mine".

54) Tower

The Tower of London. Why had he come here again? He could vaguely hear another tour group approaching from around the corner and slowly rubbed a hand down one of the stones; he knew all to well what it felt like to be a prisoner behind these walls.

55) Waiting

10 minutes late. She was not nervous. She was England, England didn't get nervous. So what if the idiot was late he'd turn up eventually. Yet the nagging voice in her head refused to shut up: He's stood you up, why would he want to date you anyway when there are nations that are so much more better looking than you. She frowned and checked her watch again.

"Hola Inglaterra, lo siento I was held up at the airport." She turned her head away so he wouldn't see the relief in her eyes.

"I-I wasn't worried at all you git!"

56) Danger ahead

There were few things that could make Spain feel a little bit scared and telling his novia's familia was one of them. No matter how many times she assured him that they wouldn't care he couldn't help but feel that he wasn't getting out of the room alive.

57) Sacrifice

As nations there first duty was to their people, they had to give up everything else. England looked to her right at the man humming her a lullaby. As her eyes began to close she wasn't sure if this was a sacrifice she could make.

58) Kick in the head

France was quick to discover that however oblivious his friend could be he was dangerously aware of everything that went on around England, a fact he found out rather painfully when he tried to flirt with her once more.

59) No way Out

She listened with one ear as he dragged her down the streets of Barcelona, over the past few days in his house she had come to the conclusion that although falling in love was possible she couldn't see a way out of it with the Spaniard grabbing her hand in a death grip.

60) Rejection

He grit his teeth when he learned that England, and her boss, had rejected his kings marriage proposal once more. This insult would not stand and the island country needed to be shown her true place. He ignored the tight feeling his chest and resumed making battle plans.

61) Fairy Tale

Gibraltar knew that love didn't happen the way it did in stories, but that didn't stop her wishing on stars that her parents would find their way back to each other and have their "happily ever after".

62) Magic

Why on earth had she blurted out that she thought Spain was handsome...in front of the whole of Europe? Her face was bright red and she swore to get the fairies back for whatever spell they'd placed on her.

63) Do not disturb

Scotland decided that he definitely hated the Spanish bastard when he had to put ear plugs in at home. The only thing that prevented him from interrupting was the image of his sisters fury and the incredible pain that would follow.

64) Multitasking

The myth that men couldn't multi-task had been shattered when Spain found himself able to have a conversation with Romano about this years tomato crop and hold his wriggling lover to his bed.

65) Horror

The look on Spain's face when he saw Romano being hugged by his precious daughter could only be described as horror. England's on the other hand could be described as laughter.

66) Traps

England hated mice. So when her house had been infested she had set up about a hundred mouse traps across her living room floor. They didn't catch any mice but they were able to catch a Spaniard when he simply walked into her home. He never entered without knocking again.

67) Playing the Melody

He smirked across at his opponent and lunged forward once more. She scowled and answered with a cut at his chest. Canon fire, screams, blood and swords clashing; all part of the melody they danced to and the song they lived by.

68) Hero

When England woke up tied to a chair and her self-proclaimed hero telling her that she must be under some "freaky Spanish mind control", she isn't sure whether or not be extremely angry over the situation or annoyed that Spain was right about her family being overprotective.

69) Annoyance

OK, that was the last straw; those former colonies of hers needed to learn why he had been so feared back then and that he didn't share.

70) 67%

She was 67% sure that he played that oblivious idiot side of him just to annoy her. The other 33% would feel warm and cared for when he grabbed her in one of his death hugs.

71) Obsession

She was constantly in his mind and every time one of his ships sailed to the New World he was constantly alert for any sign of her. He could picture that taunting smirk and the way her clothes hugged her figure in a way that should be against the law. She was sin, a devil sent to torment him for eternity and the only reason he smiled when she appeared was because he had a chance to defeat her.

72) Mischief Managed

Her entire wardrobe had been replaced with some of the most sluttish, skimpiest clothes (if you could even call them that) she'd ever seen. When she appeared at the meeting in a long black coat and saw the disappointed face on Spain and France's faces she knew exactly who to blame.

73) I can't

It was so cute watching her blush when he told her that he couldn't stop staring at her like he was about to ravish her, because he was.

74) Are you challenging me?

She'd hated the scorn in his eyes when she told him that one day she would be greater than he ever was. Her new queen would lead her into greatness and the reign of England would begin.

75) Mirror

He'd once caught her standing in front of a mirror trying to do up her hair in some sort of ridiculously difficult way. The scowl on her face had turned into shock when he grabbed her hands. She stood frozen as he gently undid all of her work until her blonde hair was falling down her back in a natural wave. He ran one of his hands through it and told her that you couldn't improve on perfection.

76) Broken pieces

Her heart was shattered from so many betrayals and goodbyes that she had resolved never to open it again, then an old enemy had appeared and slowly gathered every single piece in his hands and she had done the same to his.

77) Test

This must be a test of will he thought when he saw England dressed for Halloween in a tight black corset, long flowing skirt, two very pointy teeth and a black choker around her neck. Throughout the party he had to resist the urge to slam her against the wall and make her his once more, that would have toe wait until later.

78) Drink

The frown on her face didn't bode well for the passionate nation when she saw him and his two amigos sprawled out on her living room floor...naked. He was beginning to regret that extra drink last night.

79) Starvation

Everything inside of her caught on fire whenever he kissed her like this, as if he was dying of hunger for her. His tongue thrust into her mouth and he groaned at the taste of her.

80) Words

Who would have known three short little words would have effected her so much? Still Spain wasn't complaining as he pressed her to him and whispered the same words in his language. Te amo.

81) Pen and Paper

She stared down at the writing implements and began to make a list of why she should and shouldn't accept the date. The pros far outweighed the cons, so the answer was simple right? How she ended up going with him to the festival she'd never know.

82) Can you hear me?

He knows that she was bad at expressing her feelings. He'd always been the more affectionate of the two but he understands the true sentiments behind the insults and rants she gives him. Which is why he simply smiles at her and pulls her closer to him.

83) Heal

One night she found the sword wound she left him the last time they'd fought back then. It still looked angry and red, she leant down and gently kissed the nasty scar from bottom to top hoping that it would close up and disappear.

84) Out Cold

England only blinked when she saw one of her former charges sprawled out on the floor unconscious, her eyes flickered up to the still grinning Spain and she shook her head in exasperation.

85) Spiral

Hate to respect, passion to gentleness, lust to love. Their relationship would never be stable it was so volatile and likely to spiral out of control any minute. If it were calmer and nicer they'd both end up bored.

86) Seeing Red

Netherlands knew exactly how to get under his skin, and when he saw him lazily chatting to Gibraltar with a cunning gleam in his eyes it had taken England hours to convince him not to slice the Dutchman's head off his shoulders.

87) Food

He stared at the "meal" in front of him and looked up into her expectant and hopeful gaze. Sending a quick prayer to God he slowly picked up a fork.

88) Pain

Metal cut through flesh and she jumped back with a cry. Red blood soaked her right arm and she could feel the wound burning.

"Give up yet?" She growled at the smug voice and stood up again, transferring her sword to her left hand.

"Not a chance."

89) Through the fire

She couldn't believe France had don- was doing this. How dare he. England swore to never forgive him as she hugged her daughter, trying to calm her tears and yells as the French dropped bombs on her land. Even though he was neutral in this Spain held both of them close and prayed for an end soon. The year was 1940.

90) Triangle

England may not have respect for, or like France and Prussia but she knew that Spain did. The three of them had such a history together that it was hard to imagine one without the other two, they just fit. That didn't mean that she would be any nicer to them.

91) Drowning

His mouth opened in a wordless scream as he felt his Armada be destroyed. The cries of men echoed in his ears and he felt like he was drowning in their blood. Despite the pain his face twisted with loathing when he saw her looking at him from across the battlefield with a triumphant smirk.

92) All that I have

It was almost comical, the look on his face when she showed him how much gold she'd managed to steal over the years. In the present day she still wore an old Spanish coin around her neck; the very first she had taken.

93) Give up

He would not submit to this she-devil, he couldn't. But as her tongue and hands began to trace patterns on his skin and left her taste in his mouth he found his will crumbling as his lust rose. If he couldn't beat her in the battlefield then he would beat her here. She gasped in surprise when he finally acted and forced his mouth on hers. She instantly fought back and the kiss was brutal. He ripped open her shirt and latched on to her chest. The moan she let out made up for the fact that she had captured him.

94) Last Hope

He could feel his people rising up against Napoleon, the blood was beginning to pour and he was not as strong as he had once been. News had reached him of England's war with his "friend" and he found himself wishing her luck. Perhaps he would be free again.

95) Advertisement

Honestly Spain could be such a child! He may as well just put a card around her neck that said property of Spain: Don't touch in bright neon glowing letters. She would joke about it , but he might actually take her seriously.

96) In the Storm

The rain pelted both ships and the thunder drowned out the noise of the fighting. The sea was harsh and cruel but the sailors didn't stop fighting. The ships were latched together with different ropes and chains. In the centre of it all two nations fought with insane grins on their faces as they met in battle once more.

97) Safety first

Sometimes Gibraltar despaired at her padre's protective street. She knew how to cross a road by herself and her face burned with embarrassment as he insisted he hold her hand...and her mothers.

98) Puzzle

Spain looked down at the thousand piece jigsaw and compared it to his relationship with England: hundreds of complicated pieces that may never fit together but could create something pretty extraordinary.

99) Solitude

It was a small thing that had set them on the path to where they were now. He had deduced that they were both alone, there colonies gone and their houses empty so it was a good idea to be alone together no?

100) Relaxation

She cares about him. He drives her absolutely crazy. He can create the most pleasurable feelings within her. She loves him and she knows it's mutual. It is with that knowledge that the Pirate Queen can bring herself to relax in the Conquistadors arms and let him hold her.

AN: Part 2 is up! In regards to number 89 yes the French really did bomb Gibraltar in WW2, it was in retaliation to Britain sinking their fleet. Thanks for reading and I hoped you enjoyed all 100! Thanks to The artist formaly known as, nemiah, Heixarn Mizu and Trimacle for reviewing already.