Sorry I took so long to update the Noughts & Kisses Series. I'll try my best to update Ravens Confusions: A RHYMEDY a.s.a.p. (as soon as possible) This is my third Fan Fiction. Enjoy!

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Don't own Teen Titans, don't own Xiaolin Showdown, don't own fan fiction (duh). Is there anything I do own? (Joking lol)

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Cyborg's POV (Point Of View)

CHAPTER FIVE

-*-Cyborg & Starfire-*-

"BB! Aww come on man, we didn't mean it like that!", I called.

"Friend Beast Boy, I am of the sorry. I needed the bucks and Raven refused to give it to me, I did not mean to hurt your feelings!", Starfire apologised sadly.

"Beast Boy, I'm... sorry, OK?", Raven said stiffly. I snorted, nothing would make that girl act a bit more apologetic. Raven sighed, "I mean it. If you can hear me...". Chase Young put his arms around her gently. It didn't look like he meant to do it, more as if it was a bad habit, like me boasting about Beast Boy's inability to play Video Games.

Raven looked at him lovingly, and then she kissed him. No matter what anyone said about that Kung Fu Chase Young guy, he was clearly in love with Raven. They kissed so lovingly, so passionately, if only HIVE was all lovey dovey like that, I thought, it would make my life a lot easier than it is now.

The Xiaolin Warriors rode Dojo, their dragon, to go and look for Beast Boy.

Chase put a finger to Raven's lips, "Later", he whispered lovingly. She stroked him back just as lovingly, caressing his face. She gave him a soft kiss and pulled away.

"Hey, guys, I'm going back to the tower to check on things there", Robin said, fixing his gloves as he walked, "If Beast Boy comes back, let me know".

"No problem man", I replied, slapping him on the back as he went.

"So... Do you guys have any ideas who it could be?", Raven asked casually.

"Robin", Starfire and I said simultaneously, and then we covered our mouths in shock. I know all your secrets. Voice the suspicions from your mind, and all your secrets the others shall find! Noughts and Kisses might tell everyone Starfire and my secrets just for saying it out loud when they said not to!

"Friend Robin was not there when we were attacked", Starfire said.

"And we saw a hint of Robin on all the surveillance cameras in the shops that were broken into", I added thoughtfully, "It makes sense".

"I think you are wrong about your friend", Chase said, "Robin asked for something from me earlier today. He was the messenger the note I received mentioned. He delivered me the key to eternal life just as it said, he gave me a dragon, an evil dragon".

Raven gasped. "Malchior!".

"He also left me your scrolls and your mirror by accident. He looked as though he was in a rush so I presume he broke into the shops so that you would all leave the tower", Chase continued, stroking Raven softly when she looked surprised over Malchior's sudden death.

"But we arrived home before Friend Robin did", Starfire whimpered.

"Yeah man, it doesn't take that long to get here and back", I agreed.

Suddenly, there was breaking glass and a mattress fell in front of us all. Then a television looking thing fell and landed on top of it. It came on immediately.

"You're speaking your suspicions, Cyborg and Starfire", the screen blared. It shook me down to my knees to hear my name being called out. "Sorry I took so long, but Cyborg, your little secret was much too graphic for a little picture", the screen continued. Then it began to cackle, "Remember Cynthia, Cyborg? I think there's one little thing you'll never forget when you were with her".

"HRRAGH!", I shouted as I fired my cannons at the screen. It glowed white as I hit it but it seemed to be resisting my attacks with ease. Starfire fired her starbolts, Chase hit it hard with various objects, and Raven was using her White Raven Self to try and destroy the shield. But nothing was working. The screen was still intact.

"Victor!". He recognised that voice.

It was Cynthia, the brunette love of his life. He had been so close to her, they had been about to do it when he remembered something a moment too late.

"Victor, what is that? Three inches?", she asked on the screen.

"Cynthia...". The me on screen was devastated.

"Oh come on Victor! I thought you were maturer than that!".

"I am mature!", the me on the screen protested.

"My little brother has testicles bigger than this!".

I ran out of there as soon as I heard that. Noughts and Kissed had really done it now. If I had remembered my little, er, length problem before me and Cynthia had reached that point, then maybe Noughts and Kisses wouldn't have anything to black-mail me over.

Never-the-less, a person as informed as that would have found something else. But now it was obvious that it wasn't Robin, after all, what had happened with Cynthia had been all the way in California, where as, Jump was a little island just of the coast of England. Plus, I hadn't told anyone about what happened, and Cynthia was so embarrassed about going out with a guy like me that she hadn't told anyone about us even having a drink together in the pub, never mind almost having sex.

I felt sorry for poor Starfire now, knowing that her secrets would be exposed just like mine. Because I knew just how it felt to have something private and hurtful being revealed to the public like that. Even if they were all my friends, I felt vulnerable, and... exposed. My most awful life experience was known now, and it still stung to be reminded of it. I had been an OK looking guy with straight A's but I was big for my age. Cynthia had been a total sex-hound, she'd seen my size, and assumed CERTAIN PLACES would be big too. I was stupid to let myself go with her, after all, she was tactless. She would simply blurt out my problem to me with no sympathy whatsoever on my part, she wouldn't want me.

And I was right. She said her little brother's testicles were bigger than my... you know. And then she dumped me there and then, put on her clothes, and left.

So know it was my turn, I was dumping the Titans for good. My clothes were already on so I started on my way down Chase's volcano. I was leaving the Titans, just like Cynthia left me, except for one difference. Part of me missed them already...

SWITCHING TO STARFIRE'S POV (POINT OF VIEW)

I knew my secret would be about those evil alien captors. I threw starbolts at the screen again, Friend Cyborg and Friend Beast Boy had left because of this Zero and X person. I did not want to leave my friends, they were my Earthling family, and this Zero and X was tearing us apart. My powers were back temporarily because I simply thought about Robin and how glad I was to see him. Now I simply thought of me being with him once again, not as, the girlfriend, as they called it, but being re-united with him when he returned. He was the joy of my life and my powers now depended on him to survive.

"Stop it!". I gasped. It was my voice on the screen now!

"You don't really want that do you?".

"Yes, I do! Let me go please!", I heard the Starfire on the screen beg. But the real me knew what was going to happen to the me on the screen even though the me on the screen didn't. Earthling technology was most confusing.

"NO!". Starfire-on-the-screen screamed. I could hear the noises as I was, how Earthlings would say, raped. Robin would not want me if he found out I was unpure. If he knew I was treated this way, he would surely ''obsess'' over my captors as he previously did over Slade. My secret would, as Beast Boy would say, drive him of the shallow end. Or deep. Humans had many strange phrases here on the Planet of Earth. Either way, I had to go.

"I'm sorry, but... I must leave!", I cried, and flew out the room.

I flew faster and faster. If everyone left, Dr Light's prophecy would come true. But it was too late, after all, it had been my job to prevent if from happening. And I had failed. Robin and Raven would have to be very careful, but with Raven and Chase Young together, Raven was sure to be well protected by him.

But Robin would have to protect himself, just as he did before he met us.

I flew around Jump City, wondering if I should go home to Tamaran. But my emotions felt strange and I didn't wish for my fellow people to see me, as you say, the sad. Then they would be sure to keep me there until they found out why, and do something crazy.

Besides, there was no mustard on Tamaran. I would just have to stay on Earth, and hope that my friends would be OK without me helping them. But they were all very powerful, and lasted alone before. They'd just have to do it again.