A/N: Thank you BooshFan2010 for your review! Yay! My first review! Anyways, I want to say not to expect me to be able to update everyday because I go to a really crappy smart school so I usually have homework from 3:30 to 8:00 and then I go take a shower and I take long showers so I get done around 9:00 and that gives me an hour to myself so I might or might not feel up to writing. But please don't kill me! I've got so much to give!
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Yin and Yang
"I look fucking ridiculous," Howard said, walking in from the back room of the Nabootique.
"Oh come on, Howard. Get involved. You look amazing!" Vince said, also coming out from the back room of the tiny secondhand shop. It was true, though. Even when Howard was dressed as a flamingo he looked amazing in Vince's opinion. He never understood why no one liked him.
"I look like a bird-themed prostitute!" Howard said, looking away so that Vince couldn't see him blush.
Vince shook his head. "Just take this, will ya?" he said, handing Howard a megaphone.
"What's this?" Howard asked, grabbing the megaphone cautiously.
"It's a megaphone!" Vince said.
"What are we going to do with a megaphone?"
"We're gonna sing banana songs into them!" Vince said cheerily.
"There is no way that I'm doing that!" Howard said, putting down the megaphone.
"Oh come on, Howard!" Vince said, his smile slowly disintegrating.
"No. No. There is no way."
"Come on!"
"No! There is no way, Vince!"
Just then, the bell jingled announcing the arrival of someone.
Vince and Howard looked up simultaneously to see Naboo and Bollo walk though the door.
"Alright, me and Bollo are back from-What the hell are you two wearing?" Naboo asked, his eyes widening in shock.
"Hey, Naboo me and Howard are fixing to go out singing about bananas. We won't be gone long," Vince said casually as if it were the most normal thing in the world to go out on the streets of Dalston dressed as a flamingo and sing about bananas.
"Alright just as long as you aren't gone too long. You still have to take care of the shop, you know," Naboo said just as casually.
"No worries. We'll be back in no time."
Naboo nodded and started walking up the stairs toward the flat mumbling something that sounded like, "We're super magic men."
Vince stared at Howard lovingly. He looked amazing in the pink feathery outfit. The tail feathers really showed off his arse.
"What are you looking at?" Howard asked, feeling slightly uncomfortable under Vince's gaze.
"Nothing. That's just really an improvement to our usual outfits," Vince said, shaking all of his former thoughts as he headed toward the door.
A/N: So what do you think? This chapter was slightly longer with some more lovey stuff in it. As the chapters go on, it'll get more and more lovey, don't you worry but I wanted to start out slow and build it up so there is a little bit more suspense. I'm sorry if you're bored with it. I really have trouble starting off with stuff going fast so please bear with me. Reviews are appreciated. If you review, I will thank you in the author's note in the next chapter. Who doesn't love that? So reviews are nice and you get rewarded, too.