The next week was Eli's turn to visit. Every other week was hard, since she lived on campus at a sorority. But, they'd been doing it for a few months, so it was sure to work.
Since his mom lived near his college, she drove him the nearly 2 hours to see Clare. Morty was still being fixed, and would have been done too late for Eli to drive to see Clare, unless he wanted to go on Saturday. But, he didn't want to waste any "precious" time.
By the time he got to the campus, it was already 8. The house mom was out of town, and her 26-year-old daughter was taking her place. Luckily, she had done this before, and Clare said that she wasn't strict, but still enforced the rules, just not as harshly as her mother did.
He texted Clare. Hey
Hi! She responded.
What are you doing?
Just waiting for you to get here.
Look out your window ;)
"Eli!" She screamed from her window. She nearly dropped her phone out the open window. She disappeared from his view, but then reappeared in the parking lot a minute later.
"Eli, Eli, Eli!" She attack-hugged him.
"It's nice to see you, too." He laughed.
"So, Beth is trying to get her "beauty sleep", so you don't have to sneak up." She smiled.
"Great!" They headed up to her dorm. It had two bunk beds. Clare had the top of one, sharing it with Danni. Lauren and Heather had the other one. Jennifer and Gabby were just down the hall, and Ashley was right upstairs. They were Clare's basic group of friends. She invited them for a little sleepover.
Eli sat down on a chair. "So…where's everyone at?" He asked.
"Well, Danni is just getting out of class, and Lauren and Heather went to go get some snacks for tonight."
There was a knock at the door.
"Come in." Clare said, but immediately regretted it, since there was a possibility that Beth could have woken up. She didn't want to get caught with Eli in here.
"Hey, Clare do you h-Oh, hey, Eli." Jennifer turned back to the hallway. "Come on in, guys." She was followed in by Gabby and Ashley. They both greeted Eli. "Everyone else should be back soon."
30 minutes later, they all had settled on playing Truth or Dare. Danni and Jennifer were laying on their stomachs on Danni's bed, and Heather was lounging on hers. Everyone else (Clare, Lauren, Gabby, Ashley, and Eli) sat on the floor in a little circle.
Before starting, they decided to think up some good truths and dares. It would really suck if they couldn't come up with anything, and then they would have to find something better to do.
Eli's dares would come to him, so he decided to update his Facebook to pass the time. Playing Truth or Dare with Sorority girls. Sweet! :D
Keith commented twice and liked the status:
Double like! =]
Where at? I wanna come!
Eli wrote back:
Clare's sorority
Keith- You little bitch!
Eli- Why am I the bitch?
Keith- Because you get all of the girls to yourself.
Eli- Well, I only care about one of them.
Keith- Ooh, that means more for me… :D Excellent!
Eli- Lol. Same old Keith.
Keith- Dude, if I came there, that would be awesome! Right?
Eli- No
He didn't respond for several minutes, so he thought that Keith has gotten off-line. Yes. He spoke too soon…
Keith- Meanie!
Eli- Why'd you take so long to reply?
Keith- I'm about to leave. I had to switch to using my phone. Oh, do you mind if I drive Morty down there? It might make me seem badass and cool.
Eli- It's finally fixed?
Keith- Yeah, Steve brought it over a few hours ago.
Eli- Damn, I could have taken my car anyway… Well, sweet. Tell him I said thanks.
Keith- Will do. Oh, did you guys start the game yet?
Eli- Nope, we're taking a second to think first.
Keith- Well, try not to start without me! I'll be there as soon as I can! Bye!
Eli- Bye! I'll see ya later!
At nearly 11:15, Keith had parked Morty in an empty parking space outside of the sorority. He'd been careful to park in gently, since Eli would kill him for damaging his baby. Eli hadn't exactly told him what room was Clare's, so he had to do a little snooping. He eventually found it, due to the dry-erase board that hung on the door. Written on it in pink with very girly handwriting, it read:
Heather, Clare, Danni &Lauren
'Yup, this is it' He mentally told himself. He opened the door. "I have arrived!"
They all were in their original seating positions, except a few of those who had been sitting were now sprawled out on the floor. Eli, along with several other girls, were wearing bras. It was clear that some dares were in the making.
"You started already?" Keith groaned.
"Yeah, we weren't waiting for your ass to get here." Eli said.
"But they're almost half naked! I didn't get any!" He complained.
"Just sit your ass down and let us finish the game. If you wanted to witness the good dares, you could have come sooner."
"What good dares?"
"Well, the bras, of course. But I wouldn't count me wearing one as good. I'd count it as great. Doesn't my chest look to-die-for?"
"Gay." Keith whispered.
"No….Anyway… Oh, and Heather had to kiss her professor. Nice one, Lauren." He flashed her a smile for her brilliant dare.
"Come on, that would have been so funny. What happened?"
Heather answered. "He freaked out, but he probably liked it. He's only in his late twenties." She patted the space on the floor. "Sit down so we can have some more insanely hilarious fun." Keith sat cross-legged beside her, seeming to get happier instantly. He remembered the hearse. "Hey, you girls wanna see my car? It's a hearse. Dangerous. Fast."
"Really?" Heather asked? "That's cool."
"Heather, it's Eli's car, not Keith's." Clare had to ruin his moment.
"Clare!"
"What, they were gonna find out eventually." She said.
"Fine…Whatever."
"Well, why don't you go, Keith?" Heather suggested.
"Okay… Hmm… WE SHOULD HAVE A WATER FIGHT!"
"Umm…that isn't a dare." Eli classified.
"Fine." He pointed at Gabby. "You. …Her, what's her name?" He turned to Clare for the answer.
"Gabby."
"Okay. Gabby, I dare you to have a water fight with me and everyone else in this room."
"Okay." She stood up. "You guys coming?"
They all giggled as the tiptoed down to the front of the sorority house, and out to the front lawn. With water guns in hand, they gathered at one end of the grass.
Eli and Keith were the team captains, so they couldn't cheat by having the only two guys on the same team. Instead of choosing players, they let the girls choose, giving 'ladies' choice' it's real meaning.
Clare, Jennifer, Ashley, Lauren, and Danni chose Eli. Only Heather and Gabby chose Keith. They started their battle, with Eli's team clearly in the lead.
Heather stood behind Keith with her arms wrapped around his waist, hiding from Eli's reach. Both of them were nearly out of water, and Gabby had left the team since they were losing. Keith did the unthinkable, which wasn't really as unthinkable as he thought: he got the hose to use as his weapon, aiming it at the 7 people on the opposing team who surrounded him.
Many of them gave up and just laughed as they wiped the water from their faces.
"Okay. You win" Eli stuck his hand out. Keith raised his hand slightly. Eli inched his hand slowly towards Keith, before quickly slapping his ass. "Yeah right!" He cracked up laughing.
"Why do so many guys worry if someone thinks they're gay, but then a lot of them slap each other's asses?" Clare asked Heather.
Heather shrugged. "I don't know. Are you suspecting that Eli is gay? Because it definitely isn't Keith. He's too hot to be gay."
"Yeah, I think kissing Professor Anders got to your head.. Oh, and most gay guys are hot, anyway. Just thought you'd like to know…"
Minutes later, they all sat up in the room, towels wrapped around their shoulders, shivering. It was almost midnight, and the weather was inching it's way up there.
It was Danni's turn. "Keith, truth or dare."
"Dare." He said.
She giggled as she came up with an idea for a dare, which would definitely not be pretty. "I dare you to…kiss Eli." She grinned wickedly.
"FUCK no!" Eli shouted, trying to be as quiet as possible, since Beth was still sleeping.
"It's a dare, my friend."
"Danni, please don't involve my boyfriend in your gay fantasies." Clare said. "But, it is a dare."
"Clare?"
"It's a dare. If I had to streak around the block, then you have to kiss Keith."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! She streaked? And I missed it? Come on. Eli's getting all the action tonight."
"Well, I was the only guy here, dumbass."
"Just pucker up." Keith closed his eyes, as did Eli, so they wouldn't have to look at each other while doing this.
Just as they were mere millimeters from each other's faces, Danni spoke again. "Tongues."
"What?" Keith and Eli asked simultaneously, both turning towards their enemy at the moment.
"And you have to act like you like it…Unless you really do like it, then just keep it PG, please."
They continued on with the dare, though it would be the most embarrassing thing either of them had ever done in their lives. Each of the girls became very entertained, watching as the guys had their little "bromance". As soon as they were finished, Eli backed up from Keith and rubbed his tongue repeatedly on his palm. He grabbed some water to wash his mouth out with. Keith did the same.
"Aww, that was cute." Ashley said sarcastically. "Roommates don't stay roommates forever. Something had to be going on between you two. You seemed like you really liked it, Eli."
"I was just imaging that it was Clare." He said.
"So, you think Clare is a big beefy guy? Ok then. Someone's getting dumped…"
"I did not like it!" He said, annoyed. "If I did, his spit would not be on my hand right now. If I liked it, we would still be kissing."
"Did you just say that you're gay? Well, at least half-gay?"
"What? No. Just, lets get on with the game."
"Ok, it's Keith's turn now, since I just dared him to kiss ya!" She giggled again.
"Don't ever bring it up. Ever."
"Ok…I dare Lauren to-"
"-I don't even get to pick?" Lauren asked.
"Nah." Keith said. "Dares are always fun. So, I dare you to drink something that I mix together."
"Fine…" She sighed.
He headed over to the mini fridge to make his master piece. She turned around, because she did not want to know what was going to be in her mouth within a matter of minutes. She knew it was nothing good, since it was a dare, and because she heard constant "ewws" and "ughs" from everyone else in the room.
"It's doneeee." Keith sang, handing her the cup.
"Here goes nothing." She tried to down the drink like a shot. "Ugh! Why is it so thick?" She asked.
"Do you wanna know what's in it?" He asked.
"If I say yes, do I still have to drink it?"
"Yes."
"Then no. I'll just drink it, or eat it first. Since it obviously was made to stay in my mouth for a long time to make me suffer!" She tried her best to eat everything out of the cup, making gagging faces the whole time. "Yuck! What was in that?"
"Hmm, let's go down the list, shall we? Peanut butter, frosting, ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, vinegar, barbecue sauce, bread, garlic, vanilla extract, worcheblahblah sauce (he cant say Worchestershire, lol), steak sauce, tomato sauce, hot sauce, blue cheese dressing, tuna fish, and relish. Yummy, right?"
"No. That was horrible." She closed her eyes and shook her head, trying to get its memory out of her mind.
"I think that's enough for tonight." Clare suggested. She got Lauren a glass of water so she wouldn't have to be stuck with the taste. All of the girls got into their bunks, although a few of them had to share them because of the extra guests. Eli shared Clare's bed, Keith shared Heather's, and the rest of the girls whose rooms were down the hall had to share with Danni or Lauren, or just slept on the couch.
I had to end it, people *cough* David *cough* are complaining that it's too long. Suck it up and be a man! If you can't do that, then suck it up and be a woman!
Oh, shout out to my friend Tatyanah for giving me the idea about kissing a professor. And then thanks to me for the other ideas=]. +Google, but that didn't really help. All the truths and dares I looked up were for like 12 year old sleepovers…
Okay, you've been reading long enough, you know what to do! (Review, for all of you who aren't the brightest crayon in the box… idk, random saying…) Got to go to bed early, party tomorrow in Pa and I need to wake up early for it, so I'll see ya next time!
