Last Time: Rin got her first period. Now to visit Kagome.

Disclaimer: Honestly, people. I'm not the thief. The butler did it.


Daiyoukai and the Female Gender
Chapter Two: Daiyoukai and the Birds and the Bees

Sesshoumaru stalked with a new purpose. He was on a hunt. What was he hunting for? A certain half-breed's miko. After all, this was a woman's problem, and, dammit, a woman should be teaching it! Males had nothing to do with the female anatomy. Nothing! Besides, humans worked differently from youkai anyway. Rin was... was.. Rin was entering her first heat. That was a female pack member's job to explain. Thus the hunt for the miko. Or, if not her the slayer. They were part of the hybrid's pack, and thus part of his pack.

"Whaddaya want, bastard? If you're here for Tetsusaiga, you're not getting' it!"

"This Sesshoumaru has no need of Father's sword. This Sesshoumaru is here for the miko."

"Whaddaya want with her?"

"Osuwari! Is there anything you need Sesshoumaru?"

"You will explain to Rin about her heat."

A look of enlightenment appeared on the miko's face. "Ohhhh... Okay. Give us a moment. Rin can I talk with you?" And so she went off with his ward.

"Sesshoumaru, may I speak with you? Alone... For a minute or two... About Rin." The miko again. What could she want? Did she not do what was requested. Her assistance was no longer needed. He walked of with her anyway.

"Rin's... heat will actually come after the bleeding. Her behavior might change just before or during the bleeding, though. Also, after it gets into a set pattern, she'll experience pain. And she'll need female company and influence now. Soooo... during her... bleeding... you should probably let us keep her. It stays for about five to seven days."

Hn... Wise advice for the miko. Who knew she was more than a loyal, idiotic, lovesick puppy. But Rin would not stay with them this time. He had to familiarize himself with this, after all.

"Rin shall not stay with you this time. This Sesshoumaruis more than capable of caring for her needs."

The miko looked skeptical. "If you say so. Good luck, Sesshoumaru."

He walked off with Rin. Little did Sesshoumaru know there was more to come.


355 words this time.
Osuwari :: Dubbed sit but doesn't actually mean that. It's the command for Inuyasha's rosary.


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Aerin: Congrats, Sumi. Hope they enjoy it.
Sumi: They will. If they don't, I'll enjoy it for them.
Aerin: That's not how it works. sigh
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