A/N: Sorry guys. My last few days were filled with things to do. So here's one. The other should be following. To Taraah36... Mine was worse, much worse.

Last Time: Some pretty flowers can be big problems...

Disclaimer: I accuse General Mustard in the ballroom with the rope. … I always hated General Mustard.

Daiyoukai and the Female Gender
Chapter 5: Daiyoukai and Clarification

"Oh... You came back." Of course. How was he not to come back?

"Kagome-chan. Rin touched a plant and now Rin itches all over."

"Poison Ivy? I don't have anything for Poison Ivy right now."

"This Sesshoumaru has sent Jaken for the remedy."

"But Rin has to bathe and Kagome-chan said not to get wet."

"Rin... baths are okay. Just try not to get wet in other ways."

"Oh... ...Kagome-chan, how do boys plant seeds?" And the miko turned cherry-red. The hanyou choked on his laughter. The monk waggled his eyebrows and the slayer brained him.

"Well, um... That's something you learn as you get older."

"But you said Rin is older already."

"Well, even older than you are now."

"Rin-chan. Come to the hot springs with me. Jaken should be here with your remedy any moment now. Kagome, this should give you a chance to finish explaining things to Sesshoumaru." Ah, the slayer is wise... He did want answers.

"...Alright. Soooo, anything you want to know?" YES! Does she really want him to ask a question? What happened to dignity?

"What is important for me to know?"

"Um... I said this before but... She'll get cravings, stomach cramps, headaches, mood swings, and she'll be lethargic." He could deal with that. It's only once a year.

"Her pattern will be erratic the first year or so. And it sets itself around the females she's close to. Ummm... Oh, and her bleeding should come around every twenty-eight days! If it doesn't that's a problem." Okay, that's just... wait, WHAT?

284 words. Still a drabble.
Hanyou :: half-demon. Truthfully half-youkai half-human but youkai translates to demon in English.

Sumi: Feels like the ball stopped rolling.
Aerin: It's just rolling a bit slower... Kick it.
Sumi: You kick it. You're the muse.
Aerin: I won't dignify that with a response.
Sumi: Makes me remember my first time. It was horrid.
Aerin: Ah... *prolonged silence*
Sumi and Aerin: Thanks for visiting and we hope you come again!