Hi everyone! I'm SOOO sorry it took me so long to update! I just have SO much school and crap going on! But you guys seem to love this story so I have to update! I can't promise I will update again anytime soon, but I will try! I have Thanksgiving break in about two weeks, so I can hopefully use that time to update!

But please review or give me alerts! That will make try and update more! I am such an awful updater, I know!

Also, I really want to a series of J/H one-shots which I will do after I finish this! So, keep an eye out for those.

I would guess maybe one or two more chapters. Just gotta wrap up the loose ends!

Disclaimer: Jackie and Hyde aren't married…I clearly do not own anything about this show.

~Jackie/Hyde~

The overwhelming amount of awkwardness and discomfort Hyde feels is distracting from the fact he is supposed to be waiting in anticipation for the arrival of his oldest friend, returning from Africa. The fact that Jackie is pressed tightly up against his side is causing his mind to drift elsewhere.

Mrs. Forman insisted on surprising Eric when he got home from Africa, which he is obviously expecting, and had everyone hide in the basement. Fez crouched behind the freezer, Kelso behind the couch, Laurie terribly hidden behind the television and Mrs. Forman pressed up against the stairs. The problem is, the hiding opportunities on the basement are not vast and in desperation she pushed Hyde and Jackie into the shower and telling them to stay quiet.

So now, Hyde is stuck wedged between a stack of 24 packs and Jackie's rack. And his pants are growing tighter and tighter. Jackie glances up at him desperately and bites her lip. He watches hungrily as the plump bottom lip swells around her tooth, then slipping from under its grasp and slight trail of saliva over the lip, making the light reflect off it like a diamond.

Fuck, Hyde thinks as his erection swells and presses up against Jackie's side. She gasps and flinches, falling into stacks of useless cardboard boxes which Hyde barely manages to reach over her and grab to keep from falling, which further drives his erection into her side.

"Shhh!" someone hisses from outside the shower.

"Sorry" Jackie whispers back, flushing. She glances down at Hyde's crotch, and then glares up at him. He shrugs, unsure of what to say. Suddenly, a look crosses her face. A mix between nervousness, scheming and excitement. It terrifies him and turns him on at the same time. His cock is pressed uncomfortably against the zipper of his jeans. He wishes he had worn underwear; he was planning to go out and meet his date after the party anyway.

In Hyde's astonishment, Jackie silently, switches her position so she is kneeling, facing Hyde. Her fingers slip forward and quickly unzip his pants, removing his erection.

"Jackie" he hisses, his voice cracking from lust, "Jackie what the hell?"

"Shhh!" she whispered, bending her head down to place her mouth around Hyde's length. Hyde can't stifle a pleasured groan as his cock is enveloped in Jackie's warm mouth.

"What was that?" Kelso yells loudly, receiving a frantic shushing noise from Mrs. Forman. Jackie freezes mid-suck, sending a look of amusement and fear at Steven.

"Uh...I stubbed my toe" Hyde groans, attempting to keep a steady voice. He doesn't know whether to knead his hands into her hair and hold on for dear life, or push her off since Eric could walk in any minute. But now her tongue is swirling its way up his cock and he knows he is fighting a loosing battle. He intertwines his fingers in her soft hair and bites down as hard as he can on his tongue as his cock is enveloped farther and farther into the wet heat.

He has no idea what has gotten into Jackie. She adamantly refused blowjobs their entire relationship, declaring them "gross and unsanitary" but here she is, his length in her mouth, the only thing keeping the situation private a flimsy, half torn shower curtain.

What he really didn't expect though, was Jackie being able to deep-throat. So when suddenly his entire member has disappeared into her mysteriously talented mouth, he can't stifle the shudder that wracks through his body. Jackie freezes where she is again, eyes widening in horror and again, he can see a bit of excitement.

What the fuck is wrong with her? Hyde thinks to himself, as he grips tighter on her hair.

"Is everything okay in there?" a suspicious Laurie calls out in a staged whisper. Jackie looks fervently at Hyde, clearing expecting him to come up with an answer seeing as her mouth is a little busy.

"Yep," Hyde grunts out, licking his lips nervously, "just a little…crowded"

"Haha if I didn't know better, I'd think you were making it with Jackie!" Kelso laughs dazedly, giggling at his own joke.

"Shut up, Kelso!" Fez cries angrily.

Jackie looks up at Hyde, rolling her eyes and continues on her mission. Hyde is thankful he has been practicing staying silent during sex, in fear of calling out a certain name, or he would have been screaming in lust right now.

The basement quiets down as Hyde silently cums into Jackie's mouth and gapes as she swallows every last drop, and uses her tongue to dab the errant splotches around her mouth. She straightens out her shirt and hair, redeeming her bearings. Hyde remains motionless, gaping at the tiny brunette in front of him. Jackie grumbles something illegible under her breath and motions to Hyde's crotch, where his now soft member hangs loose from his zipper. He quickly clears his throat and zips his pants, still unable to take his eyes off Jackie. He is attention is torn though, when the sound of a doorknob turning and an all-too familiar voice chuckling breaks through the silence.

"SURPRISE!" echoes throughout the entire basement, as the hidden group emerges, smiles plastering all their faces. Kitty has tears streaming down her face.

"ERIC!" she cries and lunges at him, nearly dragging him to the ground.

"Okay, mom," Eric chuckles, patting her back, "Okay. I was home like 6 months ago, remember? Okay…ow. Mom! OW!" Red rolls his eyes and pries his wife of his son who massages his neck.

"Hey man!" Hyde smirks, leaning in to give Forman a sincere hug. He wasn't one for feelings, but he missed that guy.

"ERIC!" Fez shrieks and wraps his arms around Eric's midsection, burying his face in his shirt.

"Hey, Fez," Eric laughs good naturedly, "Nice to see you too, buddy"

"I missed you, Eric" Fez whimpers, making no move to disentangle himself from Eric.

"Me too, Fez. But man, you gotta let go. This is getting weird" Eric mumbles, his voice going more desperate by the word.

"I'll take care of this" Hyde grumbles, yanking Fez off Eric. Fez pouts, but is quickly distracted by the pie Kitty has just brought down.

"Foreman!" Kelso exclaims happily, wrapping his arms happily around Eric, "You missed so much! How was Africa? Did you wrestle a kangaroo? I have always wanted to do that!"

"Kelso, that would be Austr…nevermind! Good to see you too!" Eric chuckled, returning the hug.

"Hey, little brother," Laurie smirked, "You still look like a nerd"

"You still look like a whore" Eric replied, grinning, "some things don't change"

"Hey, Eric!" Jackie said enthusiastically, rushing to give him a hug.

"Hey, Jackie" Eric responds unsurely, patting her back awkwardly and giving the group a look of confusion.

Donna emerges from outside, carrying two of Eric's suitcases.

"Eric, these are NOT that heavy!" Donna complains, setting them down next to the door. But then Eric is kissing her passionately and her anger seems to disappear.

"Oh get a room!" Jackie cries, and mumbles of agreement follow. Donna just sends them a glare, before entwining her hands in Eric's as they take their seats on the couch.

Presents are exchanged, small talk is made, Kitty cries, cake is eaten, Kitty cries some more and eventually Red, Kitty and Laurie disappear upstairs, leaving the gang alone in the basement.

"Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?" Hyde asks, a smirk widening on his face.

"You know it!" Kelso exclaims, reaching for the lighter.

~Puddin'Pop~

Eric (voice cracking): I missed you guys SO much.

Hyde: Okay, Foreman, calm down. No need for tears…oh come on Foreman!

Kelso: Know what's awesome about having a baby? I get a real excuse to use the slides at the playgrounds. Except sometimes I forget to take Betsy down with me.

Jackie: Eric, I was kind of hoping you would get some muscle in Africa. Oh well.

Fez: Jackie, why must you always tear down men? Why, Jackie, why?

Donna: Fez, no crying in the circle

Eric: Wait…did you two break up?

Hyde: Wait, did you?

Kelso: Damn Jackie, you've gone through 3 out of the 4 guys! That's like…half!

Jackie: Shut up, Michael. Anyway it's not any of your business guys.

Fez: Oh but Jackie, do they know WHY we broke up?

Donna: Fez, shut up!

Eric: No wait, I want to hear this!
Hyde: I don't! This is the circle guys, come on.

Kelso: Was it because I'm too pretty?

Jackie: *pinches Kelso* Shut up, Michael! And Fez, you shut up. This is private.

Fez: Oh, but then why was there another guy involved?

Donna: …

Eric: WHAT?

Hyde: oh

Keslo: JACKIE cheated?

Jackie: Everyone shut up!

Fez: Oh yes, and more than that, she is apparently in love with him!

Donna: Crap

Eric: Wait…WHAT?

Hyde: What. The. Hell? Crap…

Kelso: WHAT?

Jackie: *crying* Fez, you suck! *runs out of basement*

Fez: I didn't cheat!

Donna: Fez, you are a jerk *punches him on shoulder and runs out after Jackie*

Eric: I was only gone for like 6 months!

Hyde: …

Kelso: I can't believe Jackie cheated! And all those times she yelled at ME!

Fez: Ai, guys, my heart is breaking!

Eric: FEZ! No crying in the circle! Hyde, did you know anything about this?

Hyde: Me? No! What? Why? Shut up, Foreman.

Kelso: A little defensive there, Hyde.

Fez: Yes Hyde, I agree. Wait a minute…YOU SON OF A BITCH! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU! *lunges at Hyde*

Eric: *attempting to get Fez off of Hyde* Kelso, Keslo HELP! I am NOT strong enough for this!

Hyde: get the hell off me, man! I don't know what you're talking about!

Kelso: *laughing*

~Jackie/Hyde~

Hyde presses the bag of ice against his eyes, praying he won't get a black eye.

"This sucks, man!" Hyde groans, glaring at the television, "I got beat up by Fez! That's almost as bad as getting beat up by you!"

"Thanks, Hyde," Eric mumbles sarcastically, rolling his eyes, "But dude…you were sleeping with Jackie. You kind of deserve it"

"I never said I was" Hyde snaps, glaring at Eric.

"Oh, come on!" Eric groans, glaring back at Hyde, "Then say you weren't"

Hyde opens his mouth as if looking for a response, but shuts it after a moment.

"Fine, I was. Happy now?" Hyde shoots, staring blankly back at the television.

"Not really. Man, why? It's Jackie! Not only is she your ex-girlfriend, but she's Fez's girlfriend! Couldn't you have gotten the stripper back or something? I never got to see her!"

"Sorry to inconvenience you, Foreman" Hyde snaps, returning his glare to Eric. Eric throws his hands up in surrender.

"Someone's crabby tonight!" Eric states, pointing a finger at Hyde. Hyde sneers at him.

"No duh, Foreman. I just got beat up by Fez!"

"Cause you were sleeping with his girlfriend!" Eric exclaims, a hint of annoyance in his voice.

"So? It's Jackie"

"Oh yeah, I forgot, only Jackie. Only the girl who YOU screwed it up with by marrying a stripper! And who Fez has only been pining after for like…6 years!" Eric shoots, his voice laced with sarcasm.

"I didn't screw it up, man! Jackie did! I went to prop-I mean see her, and she was getting it in with KELSO." Hyde yells, standing up off the couch with no regards for the ice bag that has fallen to the floor.

"Well, from what I heard, they didn't do anything!" Eric argues, standing up to face off against Hyde.

"Well you weren't there! Kelso was naked!" Hyde responds icily.

"When isn't Kelso naked?" Eric presses further, glaring.

"Wait…why are we even talking about this? Screw it!" Hyde mumbles, sitting stiffly back onto the couch.

"Because you aren't over it, man!" Eric says, desperation seeming to overtake his voice, "Just admit that you still love her!"

"I don't love her! I never loved her!" Hyde spits, his teeth clenched together.

"BS. I saw the ring. I know you were gonna propose" Eric says, his eyes glinting, knowing he has trapped Hyde. Hyde stiffens.

"What? What the hell? How did you see the ring?" Hyde says, venom in his voice.

"Red wanted something that they kept in your room, he asked me to look for it. I saw it" Eric has a smile crossing his features now.

"Fine. So maybe I WAS going to propose. Was. But now, I'm not. She ruined my life, man! Did you not see how awful it was with her?"

"Oh yeah, it was a disaster. You were actually happy, you had an awesome job, you graduated high school, you were thinking about getting MARRIED! All I saw was you living a better life than anyone could have thought you could have! And now you're back to her! You just refuse to admit that you love her! Just admit it!" Eric screams, his voice hitting abnormally high pitches by now.

"I don't love her!" Hyde growls, throwing the ice pack angrily at the coffee table, "I don't love ANYONE!"

"Just shut up and admit it! Admit you love her! She isn't even here! Just tell me! You need to realize you are in love with that bitchy, crazy devil!"

"I don't love her!" Hyde screams, desperation growing in his voice.

"Then WHY are you sleeping with her?" Eric asks, eyes piercing through Hyde's.

"Because…I…god DAMMIT!" Hyde spits, running his hands through his hands.

Eric sighs and sits on the arm of the couch, placing a comforting hand softly on Hyde's shoulder.

"Look Hyde, I don't like that you stole Jackie from one of your best friends…again, and I don't really like Jackie, but man, you LOVE her. I don't know why or what kind of spell she has over you, but you really love her. And she loves you. And you both seem so happy together. You need to get her back."

"What the fuck is wrong with me? I'm not supposed to love ANYONE and especially not JACKIE. But she is…fucking amazing. But she shouldn't be! SHIT!" Hyde growls in frustration, grabbing his glasses off the table and standing up, moving toward the door.

"Where are you going?" Eric asks in confusion.

"Wait, I'm gonna need that goddamn ring" Hyde grumbles, disappearing into his room.

"Good job, Hyde" Eric smirks, grabbing a beer out of the shower.