"I LURVE YUU, RIN."
"I LURVE YUU TOO, LEN."
Rin and Len looked at each other and smiled obnoxiously big smiles. Hearts and sparkles began to appear around them because that was what happened when TRUE LOVE was about.
"LET'S GO TO MY BEDROOM AND MAKE HOT, STEAMY LOVE, RIN."
"NUU, LET'S GO OUT ON AN INEXPLICABLY PERFECT FLUFFY DATE, LEN."
Because the author did not wish to randomly throw smut into a parody, Rin and Len went out on a fluffy date. As they were walking, they came across Miku, who was running around in circles for no apparent reason. "Aren't you two, like, twins?" she asked.
"WE'RE MIRROR REFLECSHUNS," Len blabbed.
"WE'RE TOTALLY TWINZ," Rin declared.
"Pick one," Miku yelled, frustrated since her tiny pop star brain was getting so confused. "You can't be both!"
Rin and Len looked at each other.
"I THINK WE SHOULD BREAK UP," they said at the same time.
Len then went all Spice on her and had sex with every other Vocaloid and a bunch of girls named Mary Sue, because he was that cool.
Rin went all Spice on him too and started dating Kaito, because Kaito obviously needed revenge on Len for scoring with Meiko.
And thus, another plot to set them up was constructed.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. X'D
I have started to hate this pairing with a burning passion. I looked on the main page of Vocaloid and about PRETTY MUCH EVERY SINGLE ONE of the stories paired Rin and Len in some way.
Also, I'm sick of the whole IT'S TWINCEST / NUU IT'S NOT thing. Arguments about it are even stupider. XD
Also, making fun of Miku never gets old. Best pastime ever, Miku-bashing is. =w=;