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Franks POV

We all went into the BAU, Billy leading with small pistol and Johnny and Paul right behind with their bows and arrows. Foyet, Jeremy and I all followed behind them.

"Hello Aaron Hotchner." Foyet walked behind Hotch and took his gun attached to his belt and threw it to the ground. "Hello everyone in the BAU."

"Hi!" Reid waved to him.

Jeremy went over to Reid. "Shut up genius!" He said and pointed the knife to his neck.

"You guys are so intimidating." Morgan laughed.

"Which one's yogi bear?" I asked Foyet and he pointed to Rossi. Rossi didn't look like yogi bear at all. "Okay, then I'm going to go kill you."

Johnny walked over to JJ. "I'm sorry, I thought you were a guy before. I have to kill you now though, so no hard feelings." He said and pointed an arrow to her back.

She effortlessly elbowed him in the stomach. "Get away creep." She said and just went back to work.

"Wait, so you guys aren't scared?" I asked and Rossi shook his head.

"No, we took all of you guys out before. Besides, you won't be able to kill anyone." Rossi shrugged, looking over the file he held.

"We killed Strauss!" Jeremy said proudly.

"Wow, thanks!" Reid gave him a friendly pat on the back.

"What do you mean thanks? We just killed your boss! Now who will sign your paychecks?" He asked.

"Well, they will hire someone else..." Paul sighed. "I guess we never thought about that..."

"Well we can do other stuff." I told them. "We probably scared you guys pretty bad. You guys are just acting tough."

"No, not really." Rossi looked at me.

"Actually, while you guys were in here we put you guys under lock down. You're stuck in here. Even if you did manage to kill us then you would be trapped in here and you would be caught." Hotch looked at us.

"I think they got us guys, we should just give up." Johnny told us and let his bow down from JJ.

"Wow, you guys must really suck at this." Prentiss told us.

"No way! Between us we've kill so many people!" Jeremy laughed.

"And yet you have not managed to kill any of us yet." Reid looked at us. "And if I remember correctly, which I do, aren't most of you supposed to be dead?"

"No." Foyet looked at him. "We're so tough that we don't die!"

JJ turned around and slapped Johnny as he burst into tears. "Yeah, you guys are really tough guys."

"That hurt." Johnny said and he looked at Paul.

"It's okay John-John." Paul said to Johnny. Now at this point Morgan was rolling on the floor laughing.

Rossi looked at me. "Come on Frank, I'm pretty sure that you can do better then these guys."

"I know. Paul! Stop making us look bad!" I yelled at him. These people were all idiots.

"I'm out guys." Jeremy said out of no where. "I think if I bail now then I could get off with a shorter sentence. And I'm going to tell the police that you guys kidnapped me."

"Wow, you're nice." I groaned. "We are totally screwed!" I yelled.

"Can we at least cut you up a bit?" Billy asked. "So we don't seem like a complete failure?" He looked at them.

"No, you guys are failing!" Prentiss told them.

"I love you Prentiss." Paul told her out of nowhere.

"Oh for god sake." I looked at Paul. "Where did that come from?"

"That was the only reason I came here." He admitted.

Foyet sat down and shook his head. "Okay, so now it is only Billy, Frank, Johnny and I? That is three and a half murderers!"

"Sounds like a good show." Billy said and brought out a notebook and pen.

"How am I half a murderer?" Johnny asked and shot an arrow into Foyet's arm.

"Don't take it personally!" Foyet screamed and began to panic.

"Stand still." Hotch said and sat him down again. He then yanked out the arrow from Foyet's arm.

"Thanks." Foyet said to him. "Sorry for killing Haley and playing chess with Jack..."

"Oh yeah..." picked up the arrow and put it back in his arm. "Well, sorry for beating you to death."

"Okay, we should go." Foyet stood up. "Come on, let's go."

"We are the worst unsubs ever." I shook my head.

"Okay." Johnny put down his arrows. "Bye JJ, come on Paul."

I looked over to Paul and he was making out with Prentiss. "Johnny, just go with them. I'm busy." He said and he and Prentiss left.

"Well, we really, really, really, really suck." I said and left. "Bye, don't say anything to me, ever again!" I yelled back in there.

Done, I know it was a strange ending, but I didnt' know any other way. Bye! Please review!