Hi All!
Welcome to chapter 2 of 'The Adventures Of Kisame And The Kazekage'. This fanfic is my first ever so please bear with me.
Yes, I've altered the character's ages so Kisame and Gaara are the same age during the events of the story. Also, the storyline of flashbacks (when they were young) is in no particular chronological order.
Thank You to DarkAngelJudas for their review. I was really happy when I received my first ever review, and within a day! I checked the story when I was at school so when I saw the review, I started cheering and the rest of the class looked at me like 0_o. Anyways thanks again! :)
Okay, disclaimer: Okay, I'm not rich, nor am I Asian. Therefore, I can't own Naruto. Masashi Kishimoto does (lucky… -_-).
Anyways, enjoy the chapter! :) - NinjasWillRuleTheWorld
Chapter II – April Fool's Day Age In Flashback: 6
"Gaara, hurry up!" Kisame was getting impatient.
"Coming!" Gaara came running out of his house, a wide grin plastered on his face.
"Good morning, Kisame!" Gaara cheered, holding out his hand.
Kisame reached to shake it, but hesitated.
"Show me your palm", Kisame frowned.
Gaara whined and turned his hand over to reveal an electric shock buzzer thing.
"You honestly thought I'd fall for this?" Kisame grinned.
"Aww… damnit, yes. Was it that obvious?" Gaara pouted cutely.
"Today is April Fool's day. How about instead of pulling pranks on each other, we pull a prank on someone else?" Kisame suggested.
"Kisame, you're so smart. But who?" Gaara gazed around.
"How about her?" Kisame pointed to a blonde haired lady.
"No way! She's Lady Tsunade. She'd ring our necks if we did something like that!" Gaara shook his head defiantly at his friend.
"No problem, no problem! We can just frame someone else!" Kisame laughed.
"Like who?" Gaara was curious and starting to think this may be a fun idea after all.
Kisame grinned, baring his teeth and whispered in Gaara's ear. Gaara's eyes widened, "are you sure?"
"Yes, definitely, this is going to be great!"
The two of them started planning the prank.
(A Few Hours Later)
Tsunade exited the building she had been in for the past few hours, wasted and grumbling something about losing all her money. She started walking down the street when a few notes on the street caught her eye. Being drunk as she was, she didn't think twice and lunged for the money. Much to her surprise, the money slipped ahead and traveled down the road. Tsunade gave chase.
"Talk about run for your money!" She yelled, trying to run faster without tripping and falling over. She didn't even notice the thin wire tied around the bundle of notes. The money soon lead her into a secluded, forest-like area. The notes were no where to be seen and Tsunade stepped forward, neglecting to notice the trip wire in her path.
"Waah!" She exclaimed, falling flat on her face, at that moment, water balloons came flying out at her from the trees. She couldn't dodge in time, due to being so drunk, and she became drenched as the water balloons hit and exploded on impact. The bundle of notes and a letter saying 'Sorry! April Fool's. As a prize for being a good sport, you can have the money!' also came flying out of the tree and landed beside the now soaking wet Tsunade.
Tsunade, as soon as she was sober enough to think straight, searched for the culprit. Eventually they found someone who fitted the evidence perfectly.
"But I didn't do anything!" Kankuro whined as Tsunade told his dad what he had done.
"No dinner for you! Go to your room!" His dad pointed upstairs.
"But I di-"
"NOW!"
Kankuro trudged up the stairs miserably. His dad apologized to Lady Tsunade and she soon left. Kisame and Gaara were sitting outside on the steps.
"Mission accomplished!" Gaara cheered, holding up his hand for a high five. Kisame laughed and complied.
"Ow, damnit!" He yelled as soon as their hands made contact.
"April fool's, Kisame!" Gaara laughed, revealing the electric shock buzzer thing still on his palm. Kisame glared at him for a few seconds and then burst out laughing.
Gaara started laughing too. The two best of friends…
Kisame, get your lazy f*cking ass out of your f*cking room and eat your f*cking dinner!" Hidan's loud yell and bang on the door snapped Kisame out of his thoughts.
He obliged and walked into the kitchen, seeing Itachi sulking and being consoled by Deidara.
"It's all my fault… if I hadn't killed the clan, then Sasuke wouldn't have become bent on revenge and gone to that snake pedophile for power!" Itachi's loud cries were so out of character for the usually stoic ninja, but this was a common sight when he got drunk.
"There, there. You did it for the greater good… I'm sure Sasuke will be okay, un", Deidara was patting the Uchiha's back and doing his best to cheer him up. It seemed that Deidara, Hidan, Itachi, and Kisame were the only ones eating tonight.
Kisame quickly ate his dinner, choking it down. He knew Hidan had cooked it. He could tell from the horrible taste.
"F*cking tasty, isn't it?" Hidan grinned, oblivious to the taste of the wretched could-you-even-call-it-food.
"Umm… yeah! Awesome", Kisame lied. Upsetting Hidan was probably not the smartest thing to do if you valued your life.
"Please excuse me", Kisame said, getting up from the table.
"What's wrong? Where the f*ck are you going?" Hidan asked.
"I have matters I need to attend to. I'll be back in a few days", Kisame replied, going to leave.
"Bye Kisame!" Deidara called.
"Later, f*cking fish-stick", Hidan called out. Kisame knew he meant well by this. It was his odd way of expressing his friendship.
"Hn", Itachi grunted. Amazingly he had sobered up within the ten minutes Kisame had been in the kitchen.
Kisame exited the base and ran off quickly.
"Time to pay my old friend a visit…"
Okay! Like it? Hate it? Pretty please review, or else I won't know and I won't improve. Constructive criticism is okay, just please don't get too angry if the story so far isn't very good. Some ideas for further chapters are welcomed and appreciated, too!
Thanks so much for reading! - :)