AN- This request is thanks to Moonfawn, who asked me to do some more l4d2 with Ellis and Nick. Of course, Ellis is my favorite, so I was happy to oblige.
I hope you like, and don't hesitate to request any stories from me or ask any questions. :)
-MH
"Aw, man, Nick. Look at this place. I think the roller coaster still works an' everything."
"Really, Ellis, I don't think we should be here…"
"Why not? This one time, me and my buddy were goin' to the fair together, 'cause Keith had wanted to ride the Ferris wheel. Well, we didn't know that you weren't allowed to be on them things while you was intoxicated, and Keith had drunk a few beers. So the carnie wouldn't let him on and Keith got mad. Before you know it, there's a sock stuffed in the carnies mouth and Keith was fallin' off of the Ferris Wheel. Man, did he have some explaining to do when the police got there…"
"Ellis, let me ask you this: if you and Keith were such great friends, then why the hell did you let him do all of that stuff?"
"Oh well you see, there was this one time me and Keith was baking a cake for momma's birthday, and Keith decided he wanted to dump some beer in the cake. You know, fer a joke. And I tried to stop him, but then he poured some over the stove instead, and I decided right then and there I wouldn't never try to stop him again. My left eyebrow has never been quite the same after that…"
"…"
"Nick, you seem awful quiet."
"…"
"Nick?"
"Ellis, as soon as this apocalypse is over, I hope I never have to see you again."
"Aw, man, you don't really mean that."
"…"
"Do you?"
"Well, let's put it this way, if you burn off my eyebrows, I won't hesitate in axe-ing you some questions, kay?"
"Alright, man. I can tell we's gonna be best friends for life."
"You mean bffl's?"
"Yeah. Bffl's."