Here's the second chapter! Thanks to Jedi Kittin, aaa, and SkittlebitSpriggles for reviewing! Hope you enjoy this next installment of this completely random story! Again, Sunrise doesn't exist in this story because it came out after I started this. There are dead characters in this chapter.

aaa: Thanks! Yes, it is very random, and I'm proud of it!

I do not own any rights to anything on Fanfiction. I should write a best-selling book, then, if it gets onto FanFiction, I can write on it and I don't have to do this declaimer! Hehehe....

Lionblaze woke up to Berrynose prodding him with his paw. To his surprise, he was in the apprentice den.

"What the--- why are you here, Berrynose, waking me up like this?"

Berrynose scoffed.

"I wouldn't be so disrespectful towards your Jedi mentor, Padawan," the incredibly bossy cream-colored tom spat.

Lionblaze began screaming inside.

"You're my new mentor? Oh, no...."

"Oh, yes,"

"Noooooo!"

"Yeeeeesssss!"

"Nooooooooo!"

"Yeeeeeessssss!

"Noooo------"

The golden cat was cut off by Hollyleaf stalking in and cuffing both his and Berrynose's ears with her front paws.

"Would you shut up? You just scared away all the prey from here to the lake!"

"Sorry," both toms apologized quietly.

"Come on," Berrynose commanded, "let's go see Fir--- Yoda about training."

They both walked past a still bristling Hollyleaf and into Yoda's den.

"Yoda?" called the annoying tom.

"Come in, you may," was Yoda's reply, in a raspy, bouncy voice.

The two warriors got a huge surprise as they came into the den. Yoda looked nothing like his old Firestar self. His fur was turning green, and his ears had grown at least double of what they had been.

"Yes?" Yoda asked.

"Um, Lionblaze and I were just going to talk to you about training, so... um, green fur and big ears."

Berrynose's last few words made no sense at all; he was too dazed by Yoda/Firestar's messed up appearance.

"Making fun of me, are you?"

"No.... I'm just gonna...."

The tom was weirded out too much to talk sense anymore. "I love... Honeyfern, have to train arrogant, annoying Lionblaze, Firestar looks like a... freak...."

He swayed back and forth in his spot and then passed out.

"Look like a freak, I do?"

Lionblaze shook his head. Yeah, you do, actually. But I choose not to say so aloud...

"Um, no. I'm annoying and arrogant?"

"Think not, I do."

"Berrynose loves me?!" Honeyfern squealed, suddenly appearing in Yoda/Firestar's den.

She began to lick him. "Wake up, Berrynose!" she pleaded.

Then she passed out too. Yoda and Lionblaze looked at her. Then they looked at each other.

"Leave her, you must. Come to get her, Leafpool will."

"Hopefully she'll cure their minds. They're INSANE!"

"Agree with you, I do."

"Um, what about my training?"

"A fool, Berrynose is. Use lightsabers, Jedi do, and have posable thumbs, we do not. So out of the question, lightsaber combat is."

"What's a lightsaber, exactly?"

"Exactly know, I do not. But extremely awesome, they are."

"Sure... Then what are we, as Jedi, to do?"

"Good question, Anakin!"

"My name is Lionblaze! You named me that yourself!"

"Since being Star Wars cats, we are, the name of your role, you must go by."

"But Anakin is such a weird name!"

"To him, be a weird name, Lionblaze might be."

Anakin/Lionblaze glowered.

"Touche."

"One more thing, young Skywalker. Have attatchments, you must not."

"Skywalker? It sounds like a StarClan cat's name."

"Your last name, it is."

"What in the name of StarClan is a last name?" Lionblaze Skywalker cried.

"Have no idea, I do. A Twoleg thing, it is."

Skywalker rolled his eyes.

"It's gonna take me a while to get used to this," he muttered. Then he stalked out the den. "I need to take a walk."

Heathertail was not required by Leopardstar to go by Padmé, but she liked it. It was... different. Deciding that she should probably get to know what was formerly RiverClan's territory, she walked around the lake. When she got close to the ShadowClan border, she met Lionblaze/Anakin.

"Lionblaze? What are you doing here?!"

"Just taking a little walk."

"You crossed ShadowClan territory!"

"There's only, like, four cats.... Are you an angel?"

Padmé/Heathertail forgot about what she was asking.

"What's an angel?"

"I really don't know. But they're probably beautiful."

"Eew, Lionblaze! You know that those days in the tunnels are long gone"

"Call me Anakin. And sorry...."

If he could, Anakin would have been blushing. But, since he couldn't, he looked down at his paws shyly.

"Well, see ya," he said. After, he turned tail and ran back to ThunderClan territory.

Heathertail watched him leave until his golden pelt was out of sight. She knew Breezepelt liked her, but she didn't like him that much. For all she knew, she didn't like anybody. But maybe Lionblaze was different from any other cat...

"DIIIIEEE, JEDI, DIEEEEE!" Ratscar screeched, flinging himself onto a large rock.

"Careful, Darth Ratscar, careful. Do you want the Jedi to hear you?" Blackstar crooned. Great StarClan, these cats are idiots!

"No...."

"Then be more quiet. A Sith is stealthy. We would sneak up on the Jedi. Now try that again."

Ratscar crouched behind the rock and pounced on it. Blackstar beamed.

"That's more like it; you're good. NEXT!"

Ratscar left the little clearing and was replaced by Rowanclaw. Rowanclaw performed the same moved swiftly and silently. Then, a large Twoleg fist came out from under the rock and punched him.

"What the ---beep---?"

His words were so foul that a bird fell out of the sky and died. Ratscar edged toward it and devoured the poor bird. Rowanclaw's hackles raised angrily. He flew onto the stone fist and ripped it out from under the rock, pulling it out with his claws as he yowled with rage.

Blackstar looked on approvingly.

"Ah, good work with the fist. And it seems that you have given Ratscar a meal."

Ratscar gulped; Blackstar hadn't even turned around to see Ratscar eat the bird.

"Well, I should be going to the Senate. They'll be missing me. Rowanclaw, you're in charge."

Rowanclaw grinned. He sat down on the rock.

"Now, my subject," he said to Toadfoot, who was rather disappointed about not getting to practice, "fetch me a meal before I eat you!"

Blackstar popped out from the bushes.

"No acting superior or giving out death threats. That's my job."

He suddenly vanished into thin air. The three other toms blinked.

"Weird," they all mewed at the same time.

Kestreltalon was gathering herbs for his very normal Clan when he came smelled somthing quite unusual. It didn't smell like prey or herbs, but it smelled... good. So good, in fact, that he decided to follow it. He finally got to the end of the scent trail. However, he was disappointed; all that was there were a few small cubes of something orange. The cubes didn't appear to be poisonous. So, he licked one of them up and ate it. His head jerked up. His eyes grew wide.

"Great StarClan, what is this stuff? It's... soooo..... good! "

Immediately, the starry figure of Tallstar floated down from the white, puffy clouds.

"They are cubes of cheese, young Kestreltalon. This particular variety is called cheddar cheese. Now, I have a quest for you. Take the cheese back to WindClan and don't let the other Clans lay a claw on the cheese. I will bring you more cheese every day. Take the cheese back, Kestreltalon...."

Tallstar disappeared.

"I will never fail this quest!" the young tom declared to the wind.

Carefully, Kestreltalon picked up the cubes of this strange new cheddar cheese and hurried back to the camp.

"I LOVE CHEESE!"

Cheese tastes good! How was this chapter? Review, and I'll update sooner than I did for this time! Now while I'm gone my advice to you is: eat your fruits and vegetables, never give your siblings your cheese, eat a cupcake, and shampoo a squirrel (I got the squirrel thing from iCarly). Thanks!

~Katie~