Dark
(Challenge: for the writing_game prompt 'dark', 200 word limit. Lan/Haruhiko)
"Ow! Fuck, Lan! What did I tell you about paying the electricity bill?"
"You know, I can't quite remember. Maybe you could enlighten me."
"Enlighten you? You've got to be shitting me."
"Sorry. Just trying to lighten the mood."
"…"
"You're plotting ways to kill me, aren't you?"
"I'm particularly fond of number 12. Fuck, that hurt."
"… are you ok?"
"No, I am not ok. I couldn't be further from ok if ok jumped on a boat and sailed all the way to fucking England. I smashed me knee against something when the stupid lights went out."
"Ouch. Sorry. Want me to kiss it better?"
"Oh, you think that is going to make everything all fine and dandy, do you? A kiss?"
"Sit down and give me your ankle."
"Pervert."
"Foot, Haruhiko."
"…"
"Better?"
"… I also hit my mouth on something, as well."