"The new guy in school"
Stirling was sitting on the floor playing with the wheels on his skate board then Mr. Chekals walked out into the hall way.
"Mr. Millar will you come inside please" he said in a serious tone.
Stirling got up and sighed and fallowed his teacher into the class room. Mr. Chekals pointed to the chair next to his desk.
"Sit down" he said.
Stirling sat down then threw his feet up on Mr. Chekals desk but Mr. Chekals sighed and knocked his feet off.
"I'm not going to have this type of behavior in my class, I'm going to call your parents" he said in a serious tone.
"Whatever like it matters I'm going to be moving any way" Stirling said walking out the class room.
Stirling walked to his next class witch was English with Mr. Dong. Dong that's a stupid last name hahah he thought. Stirling took it upon himself to entertain the class since Mr. Dong wasn't there yet. So he took out his phone and turned on the song Bringing Sexy Back and jumped on the teacher's desk and started dancing and taking off his shirt. But then Mr. Dong walked in and looked very shocked.
"AH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" he shouted nervously "g-get down from there at once!" He said rushing over to the desk.
Stirling did but he didn't stop dancing he went up to his teacher and started doing the party boy dance Mr. Dong was so angry and embarrassed he started yelling in Japanese at Stirling, but that just made him laugh harder.
"You have Saturday school!" he shouted in broken English.
"Gee thanks dude…but I think I have something going on with your mom on Saturday" he smirked and the class broke out in laughter. "Well I think I need to get a soda from the vending machine I'll be back in a few" Stirling said walking toward the door.
"IF YOU LEAVE YOU DON'T COME BACK!" Mr. Dong yelled in broken English.
"Dude if I knew it was that easy to get out of your class I would have done it along time ago" he smiled grabbing his stuff skating out the door.
As Stirling walked to the vending machine he saw his friend Alec.
"Hey Alec what's up?" he smiled
"Got kicked out of class nothing new"
"Ha! Me to! I did my sexy dance for Mr. Dong but apparently he didn't like it very much." Stirling smirked.
Alec laughed and handed him a soda.
"Hey want to ditch third with me?" Stirling asked opening his soda.
"Nah I have Mrs. Limbo I'm not missing that class!" He smiled widely.
"Lucky! I have her fourth …my third is Mrs. Stewman I'm so not going because I hate math and her breath smells like a backed up sewer" said Stirling.
Alec laughed as the break bell rang.
"You should tell Mrs. Limbo you're moving she'll make a big deal out of it and give you a hug!" smiled Alec.
Stirling blushed "I think I will do that! Damn she's hot! Well I'm gonna go I think I might hang out in the girls locker room for third period" Stirling said skating toward the locker rooms.
Once he got to the girl locker room he crawled in so the P.E. teacher wouldn't see him but then he realized no one was there they were already out in P.E. so he sat in the showers no one ever used and opened a bag of chips and started eating them. Damn I hope I can sneak a peek he thought to himself. He sat there for the longest time and heard the bell ring and a smiled came across his face damn this one of my best idea's yet! He thought. Then the girls started to walk in and take there clothes off with in five minutes the girls started screaming and grabbing there clothes to cover themselves. Then Coach Jenny grabbed him by the collar and pulled him out of the locker room.
"WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING? WE ARE GOING TO THE OFFICE!" she barked dragging him to the principles office.
Stirling laughed to himself and she seated him in a chair outside the principles office. Then the door opened.
"Come in" the principle said.
Stirling walked in and he had to suppress his laughter as he looked at the half bald principle he looks like Dr. Phil! He thought as he was sitting down.
"Now Stirling why are you being sent here to day?" he asked looking at Stirling files.
"Well first period I told my teacher his zipper was down and I pretended to be a walrus, second period I took off my shirt and dance for the teacher and I third I ditched class and hung out in the girl's locker room." Stirling confessed.
"Are you proud of yourself son?" he asked.
"Yes actually really proud of myself" Stirling smirked.
"What made you act out like this?"
"Well I'm moving at the end of the week so I thought why not" Stirling sighed.
Then the Principle's assistant walked in.
"Oh sorry I didn't know you were with a student" she said in a snobby tone.
"Well why you don't knock next time" Principle Dill said.
"Well you don't have to be rude about it" she said walked out the door.
"You're a bitch!" he yelled out to her slamming the door. "Sorry about that" he said sitting back down.
Wow this principle is pretty bad ass I like him Stirling thought to himself.
"Well I know where you're coming from son…. So don't let it happen again this is your warning not go to forth" Principle Dill said sipping his coffee.
"Thanks Mr. Dill" Stirling smiled and walked out the door to his fourth period class.
Once he got to his class he smiled happily this was his favorite teacher he walked inside and she smiled at him.
"Oh Stirling dear come in why are you late?" she asked in a French accent.
Stirling looked down at the floor "I was at the principles office" he sighed.
Mrs. Limbo walked up to him and put her arm around him.
"Oh Stirling are you having problems at home? We talk after class oui?" she said patting his head.
"Yes I would like that" he smiled sitting in his seat.
Stirling looked up at her and blushed she's so hot! He thought. She had blonde hair brown eyes and she was wearing a short pink skirt and a white tank top. This was his favorite teacher and he was her favorite student because he would always turn his homework in on time and do extra credit work and he would always tell her how lovely she looked and give her presents on the holidays. Once the bell rang he walked over to her desk staring into her lovely brown eyes.
"So what is wrong?" she asked handing him a soda from her mini frig.
"Well I'm moving at the end of the week to West Virginia" he frowned.
She hugged him tightly and he blushed.
"I'm going to miss you Stirling you are the best student I've ever had!" she said.
Stirling Blushed and she kissed him on the cheek as he walked out of the class room she shouted.
"Revoir ma chere" she called after him witch meant good bye my dear in French.
Stirling walked to fifth witch was P.E. he liked that class because he would always hide in the boys locker room and take a nap and Coach Sap wouldn't say anything about it because he was friends with Stirling's dad. After Stirling's long nap the bell rang he scooped up his P.E. clothes witch he use as a pillow and walked to a lunch table where he found his friend Alec.
"Hey Stirling I got you Jack in the Box" he smiled.
"Awesome! Thanks dude!" Stirling smiled taking some tacos.
"So how was Mrs. Limbo's class?"
"It was awesome as always" Stirling said stuffing a taco in his mouth.
"Whys that?" Alec asked.
"She kissed me on the cheek and gave me a big hug!" Stirling blushed and took a sip of the soda she gave him.
"Dude your so lucky I should tell her I'm moving" Alec joked.
Then a group of pouting girls ran up to Stirling.
"Awww Stirling why are you moving! We'll miss you! You're the best thing about this school!" they cried.
"Don't worry ladies I'll keep in touch I promise" he smiled at them.
During the whole lunch Stirling was showered with presents, kisses and hugs from almost ever girl in the school. He had girl's phone numbers written up both arms and some written on his stomach.
"Don't worry ladies when I'm famous you are all invited to my concert front row" he flirted and all the girls squealed and blushed. Then the bell rang and Stirling walked to his last class of the day witch was Mr. Sueling witch was his sex Ed teacher. Stirling made him say the word Breasts all the time because when it came to that word he would always stutter worst then he already dose.
"Good after noon class p-p-p-please take you seats" Mr. Sueling said fixing his big goofy glasses and started his lecture.
Stirling smirked and his hand shot up.
"Y-yes Mr. Millar" he stuttered because he was always nervous of what Stirling was going to say next.
"What's the medical word for boobs?" Stirling smirked.
"Uh B-b-b-b-breasts" he stuttered and the class started laughing. "T-that's enough c-class please s-s-settle down." He said nervously.
Then Stirling took two oranges he has in his back pack and stuffed them in his shirt and stood up.
"Hey Mr. Sueling do you like my new boob job" he smiled putting his hands over the lumps in his shirt making his hand go in curricular motions "mmmm" he sighed.
"P-p-p-please Mr. Millar that's enough!" he said raising his voice a little.
Stirling took the oranges from his shirt and sat back down. Then he got the bright idea to start mimicking the teacher.
"A-a-a-alright c-class today's h-h-home work is-"he got cut off by Stirling copying him.
"S-s-s-s-stirling stop that a-a-a-at once!" he stuttered.
Stirling didn't listen he just kept doing it to the point where he thought Mr. Sueling was going to cry then the bell rang. Stirling walked out of class with a group of girls who were fondling all over him witch made his smile turn into a grin.