Eating Mommy

Tomoyo , Misaki and Usui's 3 year-old daughter , looked up at her parents curiously . They were sitting on the couch [quite close to each other] , and talking quietly when she heard her dad say something along the lines of , "Remember when we could have hot butt sex on the kitchen floor ?" Her thoughts about what that meant were interrupted by a loud smack .

It seemed like mommy had hit daddy in the head .

Her eyes widened as she saw her dad fall to the floor in [mock] pain .

"NOOOO ! Mommy , you killed Daddy !" Tomoyo ran to her dad and held his hands in her small ones .

"T-tomoyo .." he said dramatically .

"Yes , Daddy ?" she replied , her eyes growing bigger by the second .

"I-I'll always l-love you .." he said before falling to the ground .

"NOOOOOOOO ! DADDDY !"

Misaki sweatdropped . "Maybe if you kiss daddy here ," she began , poking his cheek , "He'll come back to life ."

"Okay !" Tomoyo chirped , pecking her dad's cheek . Usui , now magically back to life , propped himself up with a hand .

"There's one more thing ."

"..?"

"Mommy has to kiss daddy too ."

"Okay , mommy , your turn !" Tomoyo said , tugging on Misaki's hand .

Usui sat up and pouted . "Misaki , do you want Tomoyo to grow up fatherless ?"

Tomoyo joined in with the pouting and Misaki reluctantly pecked Usui on the lips .

But , when she tried to pull away , she found that she couldn't – one of Usui's hands were behind her head .

Misaki , having no choice , melted into the kiss , wrapping her arms around Usui's neck . Usui wrapped his other hand around her waist – and then they were making out .

Tomoyo , suddenly seeing her parents eat each other's faces out , was momentarily shocked , but then ran up to push her dad's head away .

Usui and Misaki opened their eyes at the same time .

"Daddy , I know that you don't like that mommy tried to kill you , but don't eat her !"

Yeah , that one wasn't too good either , but it was definitely better than the last . These stories will not always have them with a kid , btw . Different situations everytime . See you next time .

I almost forgot .. review , please .