A/N: so this is just a short conversation with the AIW characters I got while emailing 'Whiteskin and Darklips' Go check out her stories! I felt like I should upload a story since it's a snow day today (it was one yesterday too)…Enjoy!
I just realized that I don't say the following enough
Disclaimer: I do not own Alice in Wonderland…but I do own the imaginary conversations of the fictional characters in my head…did that make since?
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NoPOV (mostly dialogue)
Juliet: Well this is a pretty decent tea party if I must say so myself!
March Hare: YEH LATE FER TEEEAAAA!
Juliet: now really! (takes sip of tea)
Alice: It really was very good of you to have this tea party!
Tarrant: Yes very good indeed!
Juliet: Well I did promise to have one yesterday!
Tarrant: Yesterday! How can you have promised to have a tea party yesterday?
Yesterday was yesterday and today is today...if yesterday was today then today would be tomorrow and if it was tomorrow then today would be yesterday...So you see, you can't have a tea party yesterday because it's already today! And if today is yesterday then when is tomorrow is it today because the yesterday of tomorrow is today! (congratulations if you understood that)
Juliet: Is it scary and or sad that what he said actually made sense to me?
Alice: Of course not, after all you are mad!
Juliet: Quite right! (looks around) Whatever shall we talk of now!
March Hare: spoon
Alice: I don't believe that a very good tea conversation topic!
Juliet: Yes I think we require something more elaborate to talk about!
March Hare:….cup?
Tarrant: Cup of tea?
Juliet: Just a half cup (cuts teacup in half) if you don't mind? (miraculously the tea doesn't fall out of the damaged cup…if you understand the reference to the Disney cartoon then I'll give you an invisible cookie for being so awesome)
Alice: You're just as mad as they are!
Juliet: I may be entirely bonkers…but I'll tell you a secret…All the best people are!
March Hare: (laughs quietly to himself)
Alice: Have we decided what we're going to talk about yet!
Juliet: I think we're almost out of time this was only suppose to be a short conversation and we must save topics for our next tea party!
Tarrant: Are we having a tea party tomorrow?
Juliet: How about we have one on the yesterday of tomorrow?
Alice: That would be today!
Juliet: Okay the tomorrow of yesterday?
Tarrant: That'd still be today!
Juliet: How about yesterday's yesterday of tomorrow! Wait but wouldn't that be yesterday?
Alice: My head hurts!
Juliet: Oh I think I have it the tomorrow of tomorrow's yesterday! See because tomorrow's yesterday would be today and the tomorrow of today would be tomorrow!
Alice: Oh just call me when we're having tea again! (leaves)
Tarrant: Made sense to me! (follows Alice)
March Hare: Spoon?
Juliet: Why thank you! (takes spoon and stirs tea)
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