DiScLaImEr: I LUV YUKI AND SHUICHI...BUT I DON'T LUV THAT I DON'T OWN THEM

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Summary: What's going on in Yuki's Mind when he stumbles on his brother Tatsuha trying to...have fun...with Shuichi?

Emotional Yuki

Logical Yuki

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-THAT BASTARD SO OF A BITCH TATSUHA! HE IS GOING TO BE RIPPED TO SHREDS IN MY NEW FUCKING NOVEL! HOW DARE HE TOUCH MY SHUICHI! MINE!

-He can have him. I don't give a damn what happens to that brat-

-HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT OUR SHUICHI! QUIT PLAYING YOUR 'I'M THE COOL STRAIGHT GUY' ACT YOU BASTARD! WE KNOW YOUR HOPELESSLY INLOVE WITH THAT KID-

-His name is Shuichi, not that kid (*realizes Logical Yuki made a Really BIG mistake with the correction of Shuichi's name*)

-*Smiles* I knew it. We are both utterly, unconditionally obsessed and in love with him, like it or not

-Or not

-Then why did you correct his name?

-I'm a writer and I hate misspellings. And he's my friend-

-If that's what you call a lover, then yes he is a very, very, very, very close friend

-No, a friend as in he is a friend that is on the verge of becoming a stalker

-And a lover

-Right...after I die of course

-*Gets evil look in his eyes*

-You know I was just kidding...Emotion?

-*Still has evil glint*

-If I admit I'm jealous, will you stop considering to kill me?

-Fine *Smirks* But you didn't say HOW to kill you...not CONSIDER it

-Emotional I-

-Shut up! Shuichi Tatsuha is looking at you! Say something before I take control of your hand and later be arrested for battery against my brother

-0_o

-Just say something...Before I kick your ass too

LATER

-Omg He just said your his lover! *Squeals* You guys are going to be together forever and ever! I can just see it now...you two adopting children-what do you think of the names Keisei and Kenage? I was thinking about one boy and two girls-

-Wait...there two problems with that-

One: That is way two early to be considering...uh...that

Two: Ayaka

-I can't believe that you didn't say that you didn't love him! Yay! Your finally getting over you feelings of doubt!

-Did you not hear me? AYAKA...A-Y-A-K-A...The extremely jealous chick that our family forced us to get engaged to her

-But she's been gone or two years now and-

-No ands. This is kind of weird to be saying this but I have the feeling with my brother around, I'm going to see her very soon

-You better not break Shuichi's heart...

-Trust me, that's the last thing I want to do...