Disclaimer: If I owned Gravitation, Logical and Emotional Yuki would be so real!
Summary: What's happening in Yuki's mind when he and Ayaka are at Shuichi's 1st official performance.
Emotional Yuki
Logical Yuki
-NO!
-YES!
-NO!
-YES! I can't BELIEVE-
-that damned brat-
-declared you're his! *Squeals* How romantic!
-Baka! This is very, very bad! Did you suddenly forget Ayaka is fucking standing right next you?
-Actually, I did. Face it, we aren't in love with Ayaka anymore; not even love. It was just lust. It's YOU who needs to forget that tramp.
-C'mon, I'm not that coldhearted.
-Look in the mirror! You're Yuki, the meanest, cruelest, most neglectful…
-*Glares*
- Anyway, how are you going to react? Are you gonna tell Ayaka to fuck off? Oh! Go run up to Shuichi right now and give him a big, slobbery-
-Pervert!
- I'm not the pervy-perkins here! I was fucking going to say hug him! H-U-G! What did you think I would say? Go up there and make-out or fuck him?
-Okay, One-What the fuck is a 'pervy-perkin'?
Two-Why does chocolate make us have horny thoughts?
And three-(The answer to your last two questions) Yes.
- Sicko…Why'd we have to eat that giant chocolate bar on the way here?
-Getting back to topic, what am I supposed to do about Shuichi now? Confess my undying love for him? *Sarcastic*
- And I thought I was emotional…now you have lust AND love for him.
-Shut up! Who said I would even return the feeling? Do not say I did just a second ago because I was being sarcastic. *Growls*
-Wait...are you still acting sarcastic? *Has dumbstruck expression on*
-No, I am no longer sarcastic, at the moment.
-But what if you're being sarcastic now and your just reversing what you just said, but then that would reverse 'cause you said you're not sarcastic, but then-
-Ugh…Just shut up…
-Where you just distracting me so you could stop talking about Shuichi?
-Um…sure, I guess *Sighs*
-Don't deny it; you love Shuichi! You nag and complain about how much you hate him and junk, but the more you talk about him, the more you fall in looovvee with-
-I am fucking straight, Baka!
-*Sighs* There's nothing wrong with being bi, you know. You can still have those women who throw themselves at you AND Shuichi…just not at the same time of course…Oh shit…Shuichi is waiting to see your reaction. Oh! I know; yell 'I LOV-
-Enough, if you close your mouth then I'll admit I belong to him.
-*Squeals* M'kay!
-Speaking of which, how do you think the others will react?
-That kid who's like his brother…Hiro was it?...will probably be jealous, but he'll calm down once he knows you would never hurt him. But everyone else would be thrilled!
-But what about MY family? Toma? My sister?
-They'll go insane; who cares? All you need to do is get rid of that whore standing next to you and let me do the work. *Gets lustful gleam in his eyes*
-What the hell? They are my freaking family! I can't just leave them behind…except my sister…
-Damn you, Logical, and your sympathy.
-How about if I get rid of Ayaka-
-And admit that you belong to him
-Fine. If I get rid of Ayaka and go out with Shuichi…will you shut up?
-Make him your lover and you got a deal!
-Ugh…whatever…(What have I gotten into?)