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Chapter 2: "Getting Close"
Miley and Lily were sitting on the couch in the living room at Miley's house, and surprisingly, the T.V. wasn't on. Lily was resting her bare feet in Miley's lap. They were bored to tears. Well, although Miley had done some first time partying the night before, she didn't want Lily to know, so she had to just play along and act bored.
"What do you want to do?" asked Miley.
"I don't know," said Lily. "What do you want to do?"
They paused briefly. "Want to shop for clothes?" suggested Miley.
"Nah," said Lily. "We already have all the hottest clothes they're selling right now." Lily paused.
"Unless you're willing to give me some of your Hannah clothes" said Lily with a grin.
"Oh you'd like that, wouldn't you?" said Miley ridiculing Lily. Miley and Lily sighed deeply at the same time. There was a brief pause.
"Want to get a pedicure?" suggested Lily.
"Lily, your feet are on my lap," said Miley. "I assure you, your toenails are fine."
"And yours?" asked Lily.
Miley lifted her bare foot off the floor and looked at her toenails. "Aww, they're perfect!" said Miley in dismay.
"Oh sure," said Lily. "I get 'fine' and you get 'perfect'?"
"Hey!" said Miley. "I'm bored! Cut me some slack!
Miley and Lily sighed deeply at the same time, and remained silent for a while.
"I wish I had a guy" said Miley.
"Yeah, me too" said Lily. "Usually about the closest thing we have to a guy is Oliver."
"And now," said Miley. "Even he's not here." Sad, but true. Oliver was working on a school assignment that he had been having a lot of trouble with, so he couldn't be with Miley and Lily at this time.
Miley was apparently better at concealing her emotions than she thought she was, but some of what she was feeling was real. She felt so sorry for Lily. Miley was starting to wish Lola Luftnangle was the one she and Jake Ryan had partied with. Ashley Tisdale was very nice, and Miley was a huge fan of her, but technically, she had only known her personally for one night. Not that it was wrong, but it would have been more special to Miley if she had gotten to share that experience with her long time BFF.
"It's a shame things didn't work out with you and that guy you met at the party" said Miley.
"Yeah," said Lily disgustedly. "Who would've thought he would ditch me and run off with Mikayla?"
Miley suddenly felt a wave of shock. "Mikayla was there?" Miley exclaimed.
"Uh, yeah," said Lily. "I didn't want to ruin your afternoon."
OK, Miley knew it probably wasn't Mikayla's fault, but since she didn't see it first hand, she couldn't help but wonder if maybe she had something to do with it. First she messes with Hannah, now she messes with Hannah's friends! Miley would get her for that.
But that thought faded from her mind too quickly. She was too busy feeling bored. It just wasn't fair. Why couldn't she have boyfriends in both of her lives? Come to think of it, she hardly had boyfriends in one of her lives.
"You know," said Lily. "You still haven't told me what happened with you and Jake Ryan. How'd it turn out?"
Miley was surprised Lily didn't know about Ashley Tisdale. "Well..." said Miley.
Miley suddenly had a flashback in her mind of all of the intimate things she did with Ashley. The ass smack, the kissing, the boob squeezing, the nipple sucking, and to top it all off, the pussy licking. Miley did not want Lily to know about that. After everything they had been through admiring and obsessing about guys, she may be grossed out, and start calling Miley a lesbian. She'd never let her hear the end of it. Worst case scenario, not even want to be her friend anymore.
"Um..." said Miley hesitantly. "Jake and I...went off to...some other place...and..." Miley tried to think of a convincing lie. "He just...kept on acting like the cocky, vain, egotistical, self obsessed stuck up celebrity I know he is, and he just...ruined it. And just to think I was thinking about kissing her-...uh, him." Lily looked at Miley skeptically. Whoa, big slip of the tongue! She got really nervous with Lily's reaction. On top of that, Miley wasn't satisfied with the alibi she came up with. Unbelievable! She couldn't even tell her that she had sex with Jake Ryan! She was too afraid Lily would get wise to what she did with Ashley Tisdale. The first time she had sex, and she couldn't tell her best friend!
Luckily, Lily's look faded quickly, and she just went back into a state of boredom. They both sighed and were silent for a brief period.
Suddenly, Lily smiled. "Here's what we should do," she said. "Just close your eyes, and think of Gabe Lomotty." Miley and Lily closed their eyes and both sighed pleasantly.
"Oh yeah" said Lily. "Swinging his shoulders, and while he walks his butt goes back...and forth...and back...and forth."
"Yeah, I can just feel his bare feet walking on the sandy beach" said Miley as she absentmindedly started rubbing Lily's feet.
Lily opened her eyes and looked at Miley sternly. "That's because you're rubbing my feet!" said Lily.
Miley opened her eyes, let go of Lily's feet, and winced feeling embarrassed. The next thing Lily said surprised Miley.
"But, say! That wasn't half bad!"
Feeling a little more confident, Miley smiled at Lily and said "I know what we could do."
"What?" Lily asked.
"Show me your best Gabe Lomotty impression" said Miley.
Playing along, Lily smiled and swung her shoulders back and forth. "I'm the hotty with the swimmer's body" said Lily in a deep voice.
"Very good," said Miley. "Now let me hear something that I would want him to say."
Lily swung her shoulders back and forth again. "Miley, will you go out with me?" said Lily again in a deep voice.
Miley laughed. "I would love to, Gabe" said Miley. Miley was starting to have some fun with this, and she hoped Lily was too.
Gee, considering what I did last night, I feel kind of selfish having Lily play the guy, thought Miley in a goofy tone.
Miley was ready to have some real fun, and this time, with her best friend. The next couple of things she did totally by what she thought was instinct, and without even thinking.
"And now..." Miley stated. She took Lily's feet off her lap and started crawling onto Lily. "We're laying in the sand on the beach" said Miley finishing her last sentence. Miley rested on top of Lily. To Miley's surprise, Lily didn't show any sign of nervousness or discomfort.
Lily said in her Gabe Lomotty voice "Gee, since I'm the guy, shouldn't I be on top?"
"Wellllll..." Miley began. "The girl is the one who ultimately decides whether or not a hookup takes place, sooooooo...I should make the first move."
Suddenly, both their goofy expressions faded. For a moment they just looked into each other's eyes, wondering exactly what was happening. Part of Miley's mind was off in laughter land, the other part was wondering what she felt as she looked at Lily. Needless to say, she wasn't thinking. Miley closed her eyes, and suddenly kissed her BFF! The kiss was fairly long too! Lily's eyes widened in shock during the kiss. She was definitely not expecting Miley to do this! They were just joking around, but now it was starting to become real! This was intense! Intense, and overwhelming!
When the kiss parted, Lily had an expression of pout. It was a cross between intimidation and like she was about to cry. Miley was really concerned with how Lily felt, but still seemed almost unaware with what she had just done.
"You OK?" asked Miley gently.
"Miley..." said Lily weakly. "I'm scared."
"Why?" asked Miley. "It's just me. I'm your best friend."
"But..." said Lily still weakly. "You're a girl." Miley turned her head upward and thought insecurely for a moment.
Yes, it was true. She was a girl, and so was Lily. She was concerned about how Lily felt, but she also had to question her own sexuality. She had sex with a girl the night before, a celebrity, no less, and now she was kissing her best friend. She still liked guys, but did she really want to live life like this?
The night before, it seemed she was just having fun. But Miley enjoyed it so much, that she just had to share this feeling with Lily. Miley didn't know if she would dedicate her love life to both sexes, but if she were to hook up with another girl, she was glad it was Lily.
Miley looked back down at Lily. "But I'm no ordinary girl" said Miley gently. "I'm your girl."
Lily looked away from Miley and did a little insecure thinking of her own. She was really shocked at what Miley had just done, and the worst part was, she thought she may have enjoyed it. The thought that she may have enjoyed kissing a girl really scared her. It was tender and creepy at the same time.
But the girl she had kissed was her best friend. Miley was one of her very few companions in life too. She and Oliver always kept her company. Miley was really the only girl Lily ever trusted, and right now, she had never felt closer to her.
Lily looked back up at Miley. "I love you, Miley" said Lily. Miley looked surprised for a moment. She paused, then gained the courage to kiss Lily again. This time Lily had her eyes closed. When their lips parted, they both paused briefly. Then, to Miley's surprise, Lily pulled Miley into her and started kissing her deeper! Miley gladly accepted the kiss and they started making out.
Soon, Miley and Lily were all over each other. By now, they were both enjoying it! Lily pushed Miley away briefly.
"You know, we...really shouldn't be doing this" said Lily giggling.
"I know, that's why I wanna' do it!" said Miley provocatively.
Lily was still pretty scared about kissing Miley, but she loved what Miley had just said! That really got her caught up in the moment. Miley and Lily kissed for 30 seconds, then started French kissing, which they did for a full 17 minutes.
Miley stopped kissing Lily, sat up, and straddled her. She then removed her own dress shirt! Lily was at least surprised at this.
"Oh my god!" Lily exclaimed.
"Come on, Lily," said Miley. "You've seen me in my underwear before."
Lily inhaled and exhaled heavily. "Not while we were kissing!" said Lily feeling happily overwhelmed.
Yes, she had. Not just in the locker room in gym class, but when they had sleepovers too. Plus, that one time they met the president and his daughter in Washington, when Miley/Hannah was trying to get her bodyguard, Roxy, to come back to her. Despite that, Lily still thought this was far more intense.
Since Lily seemed to be going along with this, Miley decided to take it a little further. She put her hands on the arm of the couch, and rubbed her boobs up against Lily's face. Lily made pleasant sounds as she did this.
A lot of those sounds were kind of goofy. They sounded something like "Oh! Whoa! Hehehehehe!"
All right! Lily was enjoying this too! Aside from the intimate part, Miley still wanted to joke around a bit. She picked up one of the pillows on the couch and started hitting Lily with it. Lily giggled in response. Then, Miley smothered the pillow in Lily's face, took it off her face, gave her a quick kiss, then repeated this process several times.
After that, Miley started singing a little song she came up with off the top of her head.
Girls kiss girls too
We keep playin' the whole day through
Havin' some pillow fights
Rubbin' our footsies too
Girls kiss girls too
Lily and Miley both laughed.
"Hey, wait a minute," said Lily flirtatiously. "Did you say 'rubbing our footsies'? 'Cause we haven't done that." Miley smiled as she got out of the straddling position and layed on her back on the other side of the couch. She took Lily's feet in her hands and smiled as she started rubbing them.
"Ooooo..." said Lily. "This time I can actually enjoy it." Miley smiled and nodded as she kept rubbing Lily's feet. Wow, this felt good! First she kisses her best friend, and now she was rubbing her feet! Miley thought it was kind of sad how Lily wasn't the first girl she hooked up with, but lucky for her, she hooked up with Lily only a day later. Miley didn't have much experience with guys, but she had kissed a couple of guys, and she had had sex with one of them the previous night, and she thought that was just enough experience to enjoy hooking up with girls.
The bottoms of Lily's feet were so soft and pink! Not that she hadn't seen them before, but she didn't really get to touch them before! Come to think of it, when she just saw them before, they didn't really arouse her, but now...ooo yeah! Lily's feet were very arousing, and after three minutes, Lily made it even better. She scooted the upper half of her body further down the couch and stuck her feet in Miley's face! Miley started giggling.
This reminded her of one time when she and Lily had a fight. Miley was upset because Lily got to be a captain for a team in gym class, and Miley was still the last one to be picked. All because Miley made a bet with the captain of the opposing team, Joanie Pulumbo, that Lily was uncomfortable with. Oliver got involved with the fight, then he handcuffed Miley and Lily together until they worked things out. Miley had to get dressed to go to someplace to accept an award for Hannah Montana, and it was really hard for her to get dressed while handcuffed to Lily. At a certain point of the dress up process, Miley was sitting on her rotating closet with Lily's bare feet draped over her shoulders.
Lily said "OK, this is not an improvement."
Miley said "Ugh! Your feet stink!"
Then Lily said "Yeah? Well how do ya' like 'em now?" With that, she stuck the tops of her feet in Miley's face as Miley made a disgusted look.
"Wow!" said Miley. "This time they don't even stink!" Miley kept on giggling.
"Oh, admit it, Miley!" said Lily humorously. "You enjoyed it even back then!"
Miley grabbed hold of one of Lily's feet, then put her toes in her mouth and started sucking on them.
"Hehe!" said Lily. "If it's not Gabe Lomotty's dic, you can put the next best thing in your mouth!"
"Which reminds me, Lily" said Miley. "I wanna' see more of you!" said Miley in a tone of sheer personality.
Lily made a nervous expression. "Uh oh..." said Lily.
"Oh ho!" said Miley happily. Miley sat up and started crawling back onto Lily.
"Oh no..." said Lily nervously.
"Oh yes!" said Miley happily. Miley grabbed hold of Lily's shirt and started pulling it off as Lily started panicking. Miley struggled to get Lily to cooperate for a while, then finally pulled it all the way off.
"WOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cheered Miley.
Surprisingly, that got rid of Lily's nervousness. "What?" said Lily as she shrugged. "Nothing you've never seen before."
"Yeah, but I still like it" said Miley provocatively.
"AH HA!" Lily exclaimed. "So you did like it before!"
Miley and Lily both laughed and then started kissing again. Miley rubbed her hands all over Lily's face and the top of her head as she kissed her. Lily held Miley's back tightly while running her arms all along it and the back of her head. A couple of times, Miley really took control by locking her lips directly over Lily's lips, and pressed her face really hard into Lily's; which was kind of intimidating for Lily, but she really enjoyed. This felt really good for both of them! It was stimulating and funny at the same time! They sure were having fun, and this time they had fun together. That made it all the more special.
They kissed for about one minute, their lips parted, which made a loud smacking sound.
"You know, Miley," said Lily. "For a girl who hasn't had much success with guys, it's shocking that you wear purple underwear. I mean, you don't wear purple underwear unless you want someone to see it."
"That's 'cuz' I'm a lezzie!" said Miley jokingly.
"Maybe!" said Lily playing along. "Because you're a lot better at this than I am."
Miley just smiled for a moment, but then Lily added "Seriously, I'd almost swear you've done this before."
Whoa boy, Lily was onto her. Would Lily find out about what Miley/Hannah really did the night before? If so, would she be upset about it? Considering what they were doing now, Lily probably wouldn't be upset because Miley had sex with a girl, but she would be upset because Miley lied to her. Miley had lied to Lily before, and Miley hated it. It never was healthy for their friendship. She lied to her before Lily knew she was Hanna Montana, she lied to her about a party being canceled, and she lied to her about having nothing to do with an attempt to help her raise money. It always hurt when she lied to Lily. Aside from lying, would Lily be jealous that the first girl Miley had sex with was someone she just met and not her long time best friend?
Miley couldn't really think of much to say. Her only reply was "Uh, only in my imagination!" With that, Miley started kissing Lily again. To Miley's relief, Lily accepted the kiss. Miley and Lily kissed for 33 seconds, exchanging saliva back and forth, then Miley started squeezing Lily's boobs. Still kissing, Lily moaned into Miley's mouth. Being granted permission from Miley, Lily then started squeezing Miley's boobs. They kissed and squeezed for about five minutes as they both grew more and more comfortable. Finally, Miley gained the courage to unclasp and remove Lily's bra. Lily smiled gently.
"I think this is starting to come a little more naturally now" said Lily with all her nerves gone.
"You're not nervous anymore! Yay!" said Miley quietly.
Miley and Lily continued kissing as Miley squeezed Lily's bare boobs. They may not have been as big as Ashley Tisdale's boobs, but it still felt so tender. Miley was glad she was making up for not being intimate with Lily first. Before too long, Lily sat up and removed Miley's bra. This was the first time Lily had seen a young girl's boobs. The only other boobs she had seen were older women's boobs in R rated movies. She thought it might be shocking, but this was her BFF. It was far more comfortable. Lily squeezed them with all the desire she thought she had. They both kissed while squeezing each other's boobs with their legs hooked.
Neither of them knew exactly how far they wanted to go, but luckily, one of them wasn't really thinking. Miley moved her hand from the back of Lily's head, to the front of her neck, down her chest, her stomach, all the way down to her shorts.
Miley unsnapped them as Lily let out a little "Whoa!"
Miley chuckled intimately as she unzipped Lily's shorts. Miley put her right arm around Lily's waist, and her left hand under Lily's right leg to try to get her to lay down and lift up her butt. Lily happily smirked in a gargling kind of way, which sounded like a sound a little kid would make. Miley lifted Lily's legs, but they fell back down.
She lifted Lily's legs again and said "Hold them up, sweetie."
Lily did just that. Miley just didn't want to admit how hot Lily looked wearing nothing but shorts and her bare feet in the air. Lily cooperated as Miley pulled her pants up her legs and all the way up to her sexy feet and tossed them aside. Lily then put her legs on Miley's shoulders and rubbed them against her neck as she made a humorous noise. Miley laughed.
Lily sat up, pulled Miley's legs out from under her (Miley had been on her knees), and pushed her backward to make her lay down on the other side of the couch. Lily made sure to toss a pillow on the other side of the couch first to make sure Miley didn't bump her head on the couch's arm. Miley wasn't wearing jeans, she was wearing elastic pants, so Lily was able to pull them off very easily.
"Someone could walk up to you and pull these down real easily" said Lily with a grin.
"Right," said Miley. "Like who would want to do that?"
"I would" said Lily humorously.
"Shut up!" said Miley playfully as she kicked Lily in the face with the bottom of her bare foot. "In public?"
Lily straddled Miley. "Maybe at Oliver's house" said Lily feeling goofy.
"Shut up" said Miley playfully.
"Or maybe at school" said Lily.
"Shut up" said Miley.
"Or maybe during one of your Hannah Montana concerts!" said Lily.
Miley pulled her legs out from under Lily, then put her arms around her. "Apparently the only thing that's gonna' shut you up is this!" said Miley. With that, she started kissing Lily again. Lily gladly accepted the kiss and hooked her legs through Miley's. They still squeezed each other's boobs too.
Never feeling closer before, they both removed each other's panties. They smiled intimately as they fondled each other's pussies for eight minutes. They couldn't keep their smiles all that long, because it just felt too good. They never climaxed, they just went back to kissing with their legs hooked.
The intimacy stopped and went back into goofy mode. Miley sang another brief song.
No guy likes me
Every guy hates me
I'm gonna' do some girls
Lily laughed. They went back to kissing, when something happened that suddenly brought a big wave a fear into the room, and could very well have turned their world upside down. Robbie Ray entered through the front door! He was carrying two grocery bags.
"WHAT THE...?" said Robbie Ray as he dropped the grocery bags. Miley and Lily looked up at him in fear.
"WHAT IN THE NAME OF CALIFORNIA IS GOIN' ON HERE?" yelled Robbie Ray in shock.
Lily bolted up and started getting dressed. "Whoa! Gotta' go!" said Lily. "Better get out of here before I get shot!"
Ignoring her dad briefly, Miley said to Lily "What am I, a farmer's daughter?"
"Ya' might as well be, Tennessee girl!" said Lily with a southern accent.
Lily finished getting dressed and ran out the doors leading to the deck.
"Miley, please tell me there's a logical explanation for this!" said Robbie Ray half angry half concerned. Miley smiled at Robbie Ray sheepishly.
"Umm..." Miley stated. "The air conditioner went out, it was really hot, and we were using each other as test subjects for the female anatomy for biology class?"
Robbie Ray didn't buy it. "Why in Sam hill were you gettin' it on with Lily?" said Robbie Ray still not believing what he had just seen.
Miley got up from the couch. "Because I was frustrated! Ok?" said Miley tearfully. "Not too many guys ask me out as it is, and then when they finally do, and I bring them home, you interfere!"
"So it's mah' fault you're swingin' in the other direction?" yelled Robbie Ray.
"You hate it when I have dates!" yelled Miley. "You never wanted me to have a boyfriend! You're too overprotective of me! Well now because of you I've completely given up on guys and now I'm starting to take an interest in girls! I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!"
Miley gathered her clothes and left the room crying. Robbie Ray suddenly felt both shocked and sad at the same time. Not just because of what Miley did, but what she said. To him, those words meant "Mean daddy." Just like what Miley said when she was a little kid. It got to him back then, it got to him now. Where did he go wrong?
Jackson was pacing back and forth in his room, trying to decide what to do about Emily Van Dahl. Did he want to go out with her or didn't he? Would he? Should he?
"Ok," he said out loud. "So Emily Van Dahl has a lot of guy friends, so what? That doesn't mean she tries to get 'em to have gay sex..." Jackson paused.
"Does it?" said Jackson weakly. Jackson paced some more.
"Coop has been listenin' to way too many rumors." said Jackson. "Somebody probably just made all that up to ruin her life." Jackson paused.
"But if I end up gettin' jiggy with a guy, it'll ruin my life!" Jackson paced more.
"I didn't even know this girl until she came up to me and asked me out," said Jackson. "So I can't just go assuming things about her."
Jackson then spoke in a painful tone. "Hoh, but people often fear what they don't know or understand!"
Meanwhile, out in the upstairs hall, Miley was coming up the stairs naked, carrying her clothes, in tears. She went into her room and slammed the door. The sound of Miley slamming her door startled Jackson so much that he jumped.
"Hmmm..." said Jackson. "I'd ask why Miley is in a state of rage, but then I'd have to pretend I actually care." Little did Jackson know that his sister was walking through the house NAKED! He probably would care, if he had seen it. But he missed it.
Jackson started pacing around his room again.
"Ok," he said. "Maybe I'll just go on mah' date, and if I notice she's brought along a couple of her guy friends, I'll just call it off."
Jackson stopped pacing. "Yeah," he said. "That's all I gotta' do."
But Jackson somehow didn't think it would be that simple. He started thinking about how Emily walked past him and said "See you Saturday, shaggybuns!" Jackson felt mesmerized, even by the memory.
Later that day, Oliver had managed to finish his homework, and he was now on the beach with Lily. Lily was going through some conflicting feelings at the moment, and she needed someone to talk to. Lily told Oliver about everything that led up to Miley and Lily having sex.
"SHUT UP!" said Oliver playfully.
"No, it's true," said Lily in dismay. "I really did have sex with Miley."
"WOOOOOOOOOOO!" cheered Oliver. "YOU GO GIRL!"
Oliver put his hand up, expecting Lily to give him a high five. "Up top!" said Oliver. Lily ignored him.
Oliver put his hand lower. "Uh...down low?" suggested Oliver. Lily still ignored him.
"What are you so happy about, Oliver?" said Lily. "I think there's something seriously wrong with me."
"Lily..." Oliver stated. "Lily Lily Lily...I thought I knew you better than this. You and Miley make all kinds of physical contact all the time!"
"Yeah," said Lily. "But that was all BFF stuff, not...dare I say it...lover stuff."
"Lily..." stated Oliver. "Don't you know anything about behavioral sciences?"
"Gee," said Lily. "I thought you usually got D's in science."
Oliver knew the best way to explain this to Lily. "Listen..." he began. "Girls and guys have different behaviors. See, us guys, we would never ever have romantic or sexual feelings for someone of the same sex, and we have a lot of rules and restrictions on interacting with the same sex. But girls...they're different. Girls can be a lot more playful with the same sex. They don't make a big deal out of things like hugging, hand holding, sitting on each other's laps, laying against each other, dancing together, bumping or smacking asses, putting arms around each other, or just about any kind of intimate horseplay you can imagine."
"So what's your point?" asked Lily.
"Those things bring girls really close" said Oliver. "So close, that if the situation is right, it can cause them to take a swing in the other direction; and let me tell you, guys love that! Because of that, same sex hookups are very common among girls."
Lily slanted her eyebrows skeptically. "Have you been viewing pornography?" she asked.
Oliver was offended. He stood up and put his hands on his hips. "Yeah, you got a problem with that?" said Oliver defensively.
Lily sighed sadly. "Nooooooo" complained Lily.
Oliver sat back down again. "My point is," said Oliver. "All that playful touching girls do? That's where it all starts! So don't worry, Lily, you're fine."
That was a little comforting for Lily, but still, something was wrong. "You know, I still can't believe it" said Lily. "Great, the first person I have sex with...and it's Miley" said Lily sarcastically.
They both paused briefly. "And you know what the worst part is?" said Lily. "I feel that what I did with Miley was more than just getting caught up in the moment."
Oliver was surprised. "What did you feel it was?" he asked.
There was another brief pause. Lily said in a very sensitive voice "I feel like I'm in love with her."
Oliver looked partially away from Lily and said "Wow."
There was about a three second pause. "I've never felt anything like that before" said Lily. "It was so stimulating...yet, so comfortable and...secure. I fear I may have feelings for Miley, and if I do, how is it going to effect my life?"
Oliver knew Lily had a problem right now, and he couldn't bail on her. He had to help her.
"Well, Lily, let me ask you a few questions" said Oliver gently. "Do you like Miley?"
"Yes" said Lily weakly.
"Do you feel very strongly about being long time best friends with her?" asked Oliver.
"Yes" said Lily painfully.
"And do you have any problem at all with having a same sex relationship?" asked Oliver.
Lily hesitated. She got up from her seat, and said in a half tearful tone "Um...I'm going to have to think about this!" With that, Lily started to leave the beach.
Not far away from Lily and Oliver, Jackson was on duty at Rico's. Considering what he was going through, he was feeling rather gloomy, and his face showed it. He couldn't stop thinking about Emily Van Dahl. He really didn't know what to do. He liked her, and she appeared to like him, but she had a bad reputation. Was it too late to call it off? Did he want to call it off? Work was the last place he wanted to be right now.
Before Jackson could worry any further, the last person he wanted to see came up to him from the other side of the counter. Rico.
"Gee, you look like you're feeling down," said Rico carelessly. "But something tells me it's not because of something I did" said Rico scratching his chin.
"So...who's my competition?" said Rico shrugging.
"Well..." stated Jackson. "It's this...girl."
Rico was surprised. "A girl makes your life miserable?" yelled Rico happily. "Oh, I have got to meet this girl!"
"It ain't' like that, Rico," said Jackson. "I got a date with her, and...I heard a rumor that she's a pimp who tries to get guys to do each other."
Rico made a shocked, humorous expression, then laughed.
"Well then, it looks like you're gonna' have the time of your life!" said Rico and then laughed again.
"Oh yeah," said Rico. "I could just picture you kissing guys, and in between kisses you're like 'Oh, Jackson! Oh, Chuck! Oh, Jackson! Oh, Chuck!'" Rico smushed his hands together while making kissy noises.
"Oh, yeah," said Rico. "And I could just picture you and the boys winky ass fucking!" Rico then started making obscene hand gestures while going "EE! OO! EE! OO! EE! OO!" He looked like he was simulating anal sex.
Jackson didn't know where Rico heard stuff like this, but needless to say, he was offended. "Shut up, Rico!" yelled Jackson. "I don't even know if the rumors are true!"
Suddenly, Emily Van Dahl herself arrived on the beach with two guys. Well speak of the devil! All three of them came up to Jackson.
"Hi, Jackson!" said Emily.
"Uh...hi...Emily" said Jackson nervously.
"Max told me you work here" said Emily. "I just thought as long as I'm here, I should stop by and say hi!"
"Greaaaaat" said Jackson concealing his sarcasm. "Um...don't mind mah' askin', but...who are these guys?" said Jackson nervously pointing at the guys.
"Oh, just a couple of my friends" said Emily. "Anyway, I wanted to talk about how we meet for our date."
"Well..." said Jackson. "How about...I just drive to your house and pick you up?"
"Actually," said Emily. "I was thinking I meet you in the parking lot of Target."
Uh oh. If she wanted to meet Jackson like that, that would definitely allow her to bring along some of her guys friends without Jackson knowing. Who knows what she would do after that. Probably try to get Jackson touching the guys all over. Jackson did not like the sound of this. He wanted to say "No", but he just couldn't get himself to do it.
"Um...that could work" said Jackson squeamishly.
"Great! That is so awesome, Jackson!" said Emily.
Emily then touched Jackson's face and said "I look forward to tomorrow night." Once again, Emily managed to mesmerize Jackson. Jackson smiled blissfully as Emily and the guys walked away.
"I can see the headlines now" said Rico. "Today in the Los Angelas Herald! Jackson Rod Stewart is bisexual!"
A thought occurred to Jackson. "Gee, Rico" said Jackson. "You seem so exited about it, you sound like you wanna' see it! Maybe it ain't' me who's bi, maybe it's you!" Jackson pointed at Rico when he said this.
"Yeah, well, somebody's got to take the picture for the newspaper!" said Rico.
With that, he walked away and laughed. He laughed normally for a moment, then went "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Then Rico went back to normal laughing.
Jackson had just about had it with Rico's insults. He climbed over the counter, picked Rico up, and carried him under his arm.
"Huh, wha-...?" said Rico. "Hey! What are you doing with me, Jackson? Put me down! Put me down!"
Oh yeah, he was going to get it! Jackson carried Rico over to one of the porto toilets. He opened the door and carried Rico inside.
"Oh no!" panicked Rico. "You can't be serious! You're not gonna'..." Jackson lifted the toilet seat, revealing that it was full of whiz, and dunked Rico's head into it! He left him in there for about three seconds, then pulled him out.
Rico spit the whiz out of his mouth really hard when he came out. "DON'T MAKE ME DRINK PISS!" yelled Rico. Jackson stuck Rico's head in the toilet again and again until he was satisfied with the payback.
Still on the same day, Miley was laying on her bed in her room. She was dressed, but still barefoot. She was quietly crying. Miley was really hurt by her dad. A number of her past relationships weren't a big success, and they weren't entirely Robbie Ray's fault. Josh, Trey, Jake Ryan, and one time when Miley wished upon a star, Jesse Mcartney. Robbie Ray wasn't the ultimate cause of those burning out, but Miley would be lying if she said she was comfortable with the way her dad acted when she had dates. Plus, there were a couple of other guys that Miley couldn't even remember that her dad totally scared away. Unbelievable. He was so over protective of her that he practically deprived her of her love life; and in the process, he deprived the guys who wanted to be with her. As if all that wasn't bad enough, guys rarely hit on her to begin with. Hannah Montana was a celebrity who everyone was screaming over, but Miley Stewart was one of the most unpopular girls in her school. Ironic. Who would have thought it would come to this? She was so frustrated about not having a boyfriend that she hooked up with her BFF; and she had been caught doing it by her dad. Embarrassing.
Out in the hall, Robbie Ray slowly approached Miley's room. He desperately wanted to make peace with her. Robbie Ray nervously moved his hand up to the door, and knocked.
"What do you want?" yelled Miley tearfully.
"Uh..." said Robbie Ray. "Can I come in...bud?"
"As if I had a choice!" said Miley. "This is your house! Why don't you just walk in on me?"
That statement hurt Robbie Ray. He wanted Miley to feel as comfortable as possible. "Well..." said Robbie Ray. "I won't come in if you don't want me to. But I wish you'd let me."
"Fine!" yelled Miley. "Just do what you want!"
Well, at least she was letting him come in. Robbie Ray slowly opened the door and came inside. Miley looked at him and curled up her legs to make room for him. Robbie Ray sat down, and remained silent for a moment.
"I can tell you're really upset at me now" said Robbie Ray.
"Gee, what tipped you off?" cried Miley sarcastically. Robbie Ray had to say something to get the snotty tone out of Miley.
"I'm a little worried about you havin' sex with Lily," said Robbie Ray gently. "But we can talk about that later." Robbie Ray paused.
"You appear to be upset at me..." he said. "Because you think I'm too overprotective of you. Well, in a way...I am. After all, no daddy wants to see his little girl grow up; and every daddy is so paranoid about what might happen to his little girl."
He paused again. "When you have dates," said Robbie Ray. "Guys, that is...I get all defensive with 'em. I know one time or another I got on your nerves about it, but up until now, I didn't think you had a serious problem with it. I always just assumed you knew I was only doin' it because I loved ya'." Robbie Ray paused again.
"All the time," said Robbie Ray. "I'm tryin' to get ya' to grow up and act mature, things like doin' your school work and not sleepin' in too late." Robbie Ray paused, but not too long this time, because he didn't want Miley to think he was lecturing her.
"But one thing I failed to realize..." said Robbie Ray. "Is that a love life is part of growin' up, and I wasn't lettin' ya' have that. So...how can I expect you to grow up?"
Robbie Ray made sure every word he said was said with love. He valued a relationship with his daughter, and he knew she valued a relationship with him.
"Aside from what every daddy with a daughter goes through," Robbie Ray continued. "I personally have had some really hard times. Ever since your mamma died, I've been wantin' to really hold on to you and Jackson and get as close to you as possible. Basically, you're all I got. I love ya' both, but I'm really worried about Jackson. He's a lazy, lyin', underachiever. I've tried to get him to change, but it's always the same gut wrenching disappointment. But you're different. You may not always get good grades, but you play the piano, you play the guitar, and to top it all off, you're a celebrity singer. With all the frustration I go through with mamma being gone, and Jackson being such a big disappointment...you're the only thing that gives me the slightest shred of hope. So...it would kill me if anything ever happened to you."
Miley finally started to sit up and slightly smile. "That was very sincere and touching" said Miley.
"Yeah" said Robbie Ray embracing what Miley just said. There was a brief moment of silence.
"But of course," stated Robbie Ray. "I could easily just be too paranoid. Things have changed since my time. I don't know everything about bein' young, and I may be just assumin' things about every guy you date. Whatever kind of lifestyle you want to have, I suppose it's kind of hard for me to understand it. I don't know whether it's because I'm gettin' old...or I just ain't' cool enough."
"No, daddy," said Miley gently. "You're being too hard on yourself. You've got to have some hipness in you. I mean, you're the one who writes all my Hannah Montana songs."
"Thanks" said Robbie Ray. "Honey, from now on, whenever you have dates," Robbie Ray then shifted his voice into intimate whispering. "You jus' bring them right on home" he said. "And I'll give you the privacy you need and deserve."
Wow! Miley couldn't believe her ears! Was her dad really going stop being so overprotective of her? Was he finally going to accept her having a love life? Would he let her do whatever she wanted? (within reason, of course) This seemed like such a huge transformation! Miley liked the sound of this. She suddenly felt closer to her dad than ever before.
Miley made a touched smile. "Do you really mean that, daddy?" said Miley in happy tears.
"Darlin'," said Robbie Ray. "I want you to be happy, and I want you to grow up. If I don't let you have your love life, that ain't' gonna' happen."
"Oh, dad!" said Miley emotionally. With that, Miley and her dad shared a tender hug.
"But..." said Robbie Ray when the hug parted. "Just be more careful about how ya' do it next time. I mean, I've seen you naked since the day you were born, but at your current age, it's actually kinda' 'GNA!'"
Miley laughed. "Well," said Robbie Ray. "I guess this means you ain't' inta' girls no more!"
Miley smiled and waved her index finger. "Oh, now I didn't say that!" said Miley.
"Oh well," said Robbie Ray. "It's your life, bud. People like Lily and Oliver, I'd say I trust them. Just promise me you won't go gettin' involved with the wrong kinds of people."
"Oh, don't you worry, daddy," said Miley. "Uncle Earl will be as skinny as a tree frog by the time you see me riding in the back of a sheriff deputy's car!"
Robbie Ray laughed, and the two of them hugged one last time. Miley had reached her dad in a way she never thought possible, and her dad managed to touch a very sensitive spot in her heart. Now, she was free to do what she wanted without having to worry about an overprotective father.
The next night, Jackson had gone on his date with Emily Van Dahl. To Jackson's relief, she hadn't brought any of her guy friends with her. So far, so good, despite all the evidence from before. Emily greeted Jackson with a hug and they browsed around Target for a while, while engaging in conversations about what was in the store to express themselves and show who they were. Later, they went bowling. Jackson got a little nervous when Emily ran into a few guys from school at the bowling ally, who she had a short conversation with, but when the guys tried to carry it on, Emily said "Guys, do you mind? I'm on a date." Well, that sure was comforting!
Now, Emily had taken Jackson to a place that made Jackson feel squeamish, her apartment! Jackson started to think that maybe, if Emily hadn't brought her guy friends/boyfriends on their date, maybe she had a bunch of them waiting in her apartment! Right where Emily would persuade them to rip off their clothes and throw themselves on top of Jackson. What would Jackson do?
Jackson and Emily were walking through the hallway of the apartment. "Listen, Emily," said Jackson. "Y-you didn't need to bring me to your apartment."
"Don't be silly, Jackson!" said Emily. "My parents aren't home, this is our night!" What exactly did she mean by "This is our night"? Jackson was afraid to ask.
"Um..." said Jackson. "I don't mean to be a pussy, but I really don't think I'm up for this."
"Oh, come on, Jackson," said Emily. "Even pussies do this!"
Before Jackson could say anything else, Emily opened the door of her apartment. Jackson was shocked to see several young, opposite sex couples having sex inside! He looked at each couple briefly, then slammed the door shut as he and Emily remained out in the hall. Jackson was expecting something worse, but he didn't like it nonetheless! He also found himself a little confused. Emily Van Dahl was a player, but what kind of player? How did she get those people to do that? Jackson had never seen anything like that in his life! Not even in pornography!
"What was that?" yelled Jackson. There was a brief pause.
"Listen, Jackson," said Emily in a more serious tone. "I know there are a lot of rumors going on about me, but not all of them are true." There was a brief pause as Jackson hesitated.
"Well...gee..." said Jackson. "Which ones are true?"
"Well, what have you heard?" asked Emily.
"Someone told me that you're a player who tries to get guys to have gay sex!" said Jackson.
"Well, Jackson," stated Emily. "I do hang out with guys a lot, but I have a number of girl friends too. A lot of people notice that I have very aggressive behavior, but no, I would never make guys do anything they don't want to do."
"Well..." said Jackson. "That's a relief...sort of." Jackson still clearly wasn't comfortable with this situation.
"I like to make people happy" said Emily. "But unfortunately, people miss judge me and start spreading rumors about me. I hook people up all the time. I don't make guys have gay sex, I create guy on girl orgies!"
Oh, that's the kind of player she was. "So come on in and join the party!" said Emily happily.
"Whoa whoa whoa!" said Jackson. "Emily, I'm relieved that you're not a pimp, but see...guys don't normally get naked in front of other guys."
"Don't worry," said Emily friendly. "You don't have to do them, just do the girls!" Jackson had to get out of this somehow. He was worried about hurting Emily's feelings, and for the most part, he felt helpless to fight this seduction.
"Y-y-you don't understand, Emily!" said Jackson. "Guys don't wanna' see guys naked! My eyes are burnin' already! I don't even know those guys! Where'd you get 'em anyway, San Diego? On top of that, I've never even kissed a girl!"
Emily opened the door again. "Come on, Jackson!" said Emily as she grabbed Jackson's arm. "It'll be fun!"
"Oh no, Emily," said Jackson. "I really don't-...WHOA!" Emily had pulled Jackson into her apartment room.
Damn, was Jackson unfortunate!
The next day, Miley was walking down the beach, hoping to meet Lily there. She was so happy. Miley wanted to tell Lily the good news, but it just wasn't good enough to tell her over the phone. She had to tell her in person. Whatever Lily said first, Miley knew exactly what to say (or in this case, do) when she met up with Lily. Sure enough, Lily was on the beach, and she ran up to Miley breathlessly.
"MILEY! Miley! Miley!" said Lily frantically as she ran up to Miley. What Lily said next was very long, and she said it really fast and nervously. "Listen, I thought about what we did, and I ended up thinking that I had feelings for you because it was so pleasant and comforting, but then I realized I was just frustrated because I didn't have a boyfriend, and heck, you didn't have a boyfriend either, and I did kinda' picture you as Gabe Lomotty, and I did start to get scared when you first kissed me, and I overall I was probably still upset about how that guy left me the night before, and I'm still just a girl, and I haven't been with a whole lot of guys AND ALL I WANTED WAS A LITTLE LOVE!"
Lily was huffing and puffing afterward. Miley smiled. "Lily..." said Miley. She put her arms around Lily. "Honey...you're in denial." Miley could easily tell what was really going on in Lily's head.
"Uh, wha-...but-..." said Lily frantically.
"Sssshhhhh" interrupted Miley as she held her index finger up to Lily's mouth. "Lily..." said Miley still smiling. "If you seriously want to be a couple, I'm all for it." With that, Miley gave Lily a passionate kiss! When the kiss parted, Lily was laughing blissfully while hyperventilating. Wow! Lily wasn't expecting this! And now she was going "gah gah" over her BFF!
"What do ya' say?" said Miley. "Pizza Hut? You and me? Girlfriend and girlfriend?"
Lily's only reply was "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!"
Miley loved Lily's reaction. "I'll take that as a yes" said Miley.
This was just too good for both of them. They actually found a way they could be happy without boyfriends. This was the start of a new beginning. After that, they started walking hand in hand to the place where they would start their beautiful same sex relationship.
At the same time, Jake Ryan was in the hotel room where he had sex with Hannah Montana and Ashley Tisdale 4 nights ago. He was talking on his cell phone, making more plans to have fun with his celebrity life.
"You are so awesome!" Jake said. He paused. "No, you're awesome!" said Jake.
"Anyway, I'll meet you both there in 45 minutes" said Jake. He paused briefly. "Love you too, bye!" said Jake. With that, he hung up his phone and happily stood up.
"YES!" he cheered. "I get to party with Aly and AJ!" Jake really looked forward to this. Aly and AJ were an amazing pop duo. There was something so hot about twins. Jake knew what it was. They've been having sex since birth! Jake only wondered one thing. He opened the closet door and looked at his box of unopened wine bottles.
"Hmm..." said Jake scratching his chin. "Should I or shouldn't I?"
Jake started to imagine what might happen if he took the wine to the party. He would be at the party, getting drunk, having fun with Aly and AJ. But then, he thought the alcohol might do something bad to him. He would talk to one of the guys there, the guy would say something that would make him mad, then Jake might start a fight with the guy! He'd be dragged away from the party by the cops, and it would be all over the newspapers!
Jake couldn't bare the thought of that happening. "No, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he screamed.
Before Jake went to the party, he had his chauffeur drive him to the middle of a suspension bridge just above a river. Jake got out of his limo, with the box of wine in hand, and threw the wine off the bridge and into the water.
The End
Coming soon: Hannah Montana "3 way love." a sequel to "The secret life of Miley and Hannah"