Disclaimer: Hey Everyone! I just want to say thank you for those that have been reading so far! I appreciate the support. This chapter took a bit longer, I wanted to pick out a few things to make the plot more intersting. Cause as much as a week of sex sounds, it can get boring very quickly. So I know I needed to spice it up. Also I wanted to do more character research for some of the characters. Can you believe they have a Kingdom Hearts Wikipedia XD I kid you not. Anyways, I hope you enjoy reading this thrid chapter! Oh and also, I do not own Kingdom Hearts or the characters in Kingdom Hearts. Though I feel I should join Square Enix's team in order to keep Disney from turning it into an anime that will suck. ENJOY! - Ms. Asato T.

Chapter 3

Day Two: My Night with the Cocky Freeshooter

"Get me a cowboy hat and a lasso boys because tonight, this free shooter is ridin the bitch tonight!" Xigbar cheered and hollered to Numbers Eleven, Eight, and Nine.

"You're disgusting," remarked Marluxia curling his upper lip at him.

"You know," Axel retorted, " For someone who wasn't, for lack of a better word, gun-ho for this…you sure seem excited to get the job done."

Xigbar flipped off Axel for his lame attempt at using a pun, " Didn't you hear boys," he crossed his arms and huffed, " Larxene was screaming like there was no tomorrow last night. Emo boy actually did her real good. The bitch hasn't said a bad thing all day."

Demyx raised an eyebrow and rubbed his eyes, " Yeah we all heard her Xiggy," he yawned and wiped tears from his eyes. The poor Nocturne didn't get any sleep last night. " I don't understand what this has to do with your sudden excitement to do this."

The senior member smirked, " The answer is simple little Demyx," he nodded and gave him a thumbs up, " This is a contest now! A contest to see who can give Larxene the best lay!"

The other men fell silent.

"…WHAT?" Marluxia asked in disbelief.

"You heard me Pinky," Xigbar replied, " This is a contest now," he chuckled, " Sex with Zexion will be like a pathetic wet dream when I'm through with her."

The three other men stared at Xigbar with the utter most disgust, and confusion. Axel turned to Demyx and gave him the elevator look.

Demyx blushed and blinked at him, " W-what are you doing?"

Axel smirked and turned back to Xigbar, " Is Demyx not enough for you Xigbar?" He asked and turned back to Demyx, " You can only last for how long Demy?"

Demyx pouted and looked up at Axel with his big blue eyes. " Well actually-"

"DON'T YOU SAY A WORD!" Number Two shouted and pointed at Demyx.

Axel and Marluxia glanced at each other and then at the couple. It was obvious that Demyx was about to say something that Xigbar didn't want anyone else to know about. A wicked grin played on Axel's face as his imagination took him to many different embarrassing things that had to do with sex. He chuckled a bit under his breath.

"Well whatever happens," Marluxia said interrupting the silence, " I hope you can live up to this so called talent you apparently have. It's too bad we're not allowed to sleep with each other else wise I'd take you for a spin for myself."

Xigbar's face twisted up in disgust, " Sorry Marly," he snickered and smiled at him, "I'm allergic to pink. I break out in hives, it's awful."

Marluxia sneered as Xigbar broke into laughter until he vanished.

"Gosh that guy is such a bastard sometimes," Marluxia sighed and ran his fingers through his hair and huffed.

Axel smirked and patted Demyx's head. Poor Demyx was still in shock from being yelled at. It wasn't like everyone wasn't going to find out about Xigbar sooner or later anyways. Especially if started offering to sleep around with everyone else.

" I don't know about you," Axel said, " But I can't wait to be around the water cooler for the co-worker's meeting after tonight." He chuckled to himself and disappeared followed by Marluxia.

Demyx sighed, crossed his arms and looked up at the ceiling. He shook his head as he thought about what Larxene was in store for tonight.

" Sorry Larxene," he said to himself before he too disappeared.

--

"Dammit," Larxene muttered to herself stretching out her arms and legs, " Now I understand why the guys are always so sore after their missions. Having sex then getting up to go on a mission just doesn't work." She intertwined her hands and stretch her arms upward. She continued to work her kinks and sores out of her body all the way to her room.

"Oooh," she stifled a yawn, " Thank god, I can finally get some slee-"

A glove hand appeared on top of hers gripping the door. Larxene gasped and jumped a few steps back, slightly startled.

" Oh trust me babe," The Freeshooter smirked, " The last thing you'll be doing tonight is sleeping."

Larxene gave Xigbar a look over, blinked, and then laughed.

" Can you're jewels even function anymore old man?" she asked teasingly.

Xigbar chuckled, " Ha ha ha You're hilarious."

Next thing Larxene knew Xigbar charged at her slamming her into the door and took possession of her lips. Larxene gave the senior member credit, the man had a wicked tongue and he knew how work magic with it. She quickly opened the door to get them inside, Xigbar was taking things a bit faster than Zexion had the night before, and before she knew it her robe was already on the floor.

Xigbar gave her a hot look over. He'd never thought being with a woman would've been this interesting. He never really saw her as woman, she was just rather…there. However the vision that was before him blew all of that out of the water. She had a vivacious body. Her ivory skin glowed and was flawless. Every curve was in place and her washboard stomach was well toned, along with the rest of her body.

Larxene smirked, " For a bunch of homos, so far you all seemed to be entranced by my appearance."

Xigbar chuckled, " I'll be honest with you," he said pinning her against the wall, "For the longest time I thought you were a man."

Larxene sneered and opened her mouth to snap at him, but before she could get a syllable out he had claimed her lips again. Damn, the old bastard could kiss. As their tongues danced together she had lost all memory of their conversation. She wrapped her arms around his and neck and pulled the band from out of his hair, letting it flow pass his shoulders. She pulled away from his wicked lips to take a glimpse at him.

The man's black and gray fell beautifully around his face and his golden eyes glowed like the sun. Larxene found herself transfixed by the sight of them. She gently placed her hand on the jagged scar that lay on Xigbar's cheek. The gentleness of her hand made his body burn. Since Demyx always played with his sitar, it made his fingers very calloused and rough. The feel of her skin was a breath of fresh air for him.

Not losing eye contact with her, Xigbar slowly unzipped his cloak and let it fall to the floor. Larxene gazed at his body. He was a bit skinnier than a few of the other members, but minus the other scars that lay on his body, he was well toned and just all around sexy.

Xigbar couldn't wait a second more of them wasting their time staring at each other's bodies.

" I get it," he said lifting Larxene up and pinning her against the wall, " We're both hot with out our clothes." He smirked as he pulled her into another kiss as she wrapped her arms and legs around his hard body. They both moaned in pleasure at the feel of them between their clothing. Larxene wrapped her legs even tighter around his, needing to feel his hard member there against her core. Xigbar moaned as he felt Larxene rubbing against him, helping herself to his body. He smirked as he actually heard her purr against his neck, and decided that he wanted to taste that soft glowing flesh of hers.

Larxene closed her eyes as the room begin to spin as pleasure coursed through her entire body. She rocked her hips against his even harder and actually growled in annoyance knowing that it wasn't enough for her. She gripped onto Number Two's boxers and slowly pulled them down to his ankles.

Xigbar smirked as he suckled on her skin, marking her as his.

" You're being a little impatient," he whispered biting her ear, " Don't ya think?

The blonde nymph smirked wickedly at him, " As if." She said using one of Xigbar's favorite sayings. She gripped his length began to caress him from the head to the base of him. It was Xigbar's turn to see stars.

" Alright babe," he said as he wrapped his arms around her waist lifting her up slightly, " If that's what you want. You've gotta beg for it."

Xigbar removed the last barrier that kept their skin from making that sinful touch, and gave her one passion filled kiss as he began to grind against the part of Larxene that begged for his touch, even if she didn't.

Larxene moaned with ecstasy. The feel of their touch set her skin on fire. She just had to have more of him. She couldn't stand a second more of him not being inside her. She was finally understanding why her other members couldn't stand being away from their lovers for very long. Once you got it, sex was something you couldn't go without for very long.

" Come on Freeshooter," she whispered in his ear, her voice filled with utter lust, " You know where to aim."

Xigbar snickered under his breath as he bit down on her delicate skin once again. He couldn't believe it but, he actually found himself turned on by Larxene. True, she was exceedingly attractive when her mouth wasn't moving. However, that mouth that was known for throwing poison, could also utter words of sweet and total bliss.

Xigbar lifted her legs a little more and positioned himself before he looked up at her. Both of their eyes were hooded and glowed with lust and anticipation. Then not wasting another moment of their pleasure Xigbar entered her.

--

Demyx sighed as he tuned his beloved Sitar. His face seemed cursed with a terrible frown. He thought about his lover sleeping with Larxene. He wondered what it would be like. He wondered if Larxene was actually enjoying herself, but what he wondered the most was…Was Larxene going to kick Xigbar's ass when he found she found out.

Axel appeared in the room and smirked at Demyx.

"Hey Demyx," the fiery red head greeted, " How ya hangin?"

Demyx glanced up at Number Eight and frowned.

"Hi Axel," he said with a glum tone.

It was Axel's turn to frown as he popped a squat next to his friend.

" So uh," Axel began, biting his lip, " What were you going to say about Xigbar earlier today?"

Demyx turned to him slightly shocked by his question.

"It's nothing I'm allowed to say," the Nocturne pouted and hung his head.

Axel frowned. There was something that Demyx was hiding. Something that could possibly have been his deepest darkest secret. It was part of Axel's nature to want to know juicy things such as deepest darkest secrets, and he just had to get a hold of this one.

"Aww," he pouted wrapping an arm around his buddy, " Come on man. You can tell your pal Axel. Got It Memorized."

Axel winked and cause the timid musician to blush. He had always wanted to find someone to confide in. Xigbar made him swear when he first found out about it to not tell anyone. However, Demyx hated being teased mercilessly by Xigbar when it came to sex just so he could keep his ego. Number 9 sighed before he turned to gaze into Axel's piercing emerald eyes.

" Well, you see…"

--

It had been about five minutes into Larxene's and Xigbar's love making. She was panting and gasping air and Xigbar thrusts quickened inside her. She could feel he was so close to the part of her that was asking for his sensuous caresses the most. She dug her nails into his skin in anticipation.

Then…the unthinkable happened.

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Axel was on the floor gripping his stomach, his laughter could've easily been heard through out all of Castle Oblivion. Demyx panicked and tried to get Axel to calm down.

Axel wiped tears from his eyes and panted to gain back his oxygen supply.

" Unfuckin believable!" He exclaimed still cracking up, " You mean to tell me that that cocky bastard is a…

--

"Pre-mature ejaculator," Larxene sneered in anger realizing that her night of pleasure had been ruined by Xigbar. Apparently the man who was supposed to be an expert with a gun, couldn't even stand the recoil when the gun was fired.

Disgusted by her discovery she swiftly kicked Xigbar in the balls and then gave him a few more lightning kicks out of her door. She grabbed his clothes and tossed them out the door as well.

"You're lucky I don't kill your fuckin ass," she snapped at him. Her blue eyes burned with unadulterated hatred.

Xigbar scratched his head in complete shame and embarrassment. He had prayed that this time it wouldn't have happened to him. He'd been cursed with it ever since his first time with Demyx. What added insult to injury was the terrible fact that Demyx was actually the one who would top him. Xigbar was blessed that the Nocturne was willing to lie to protect his ego. It was just a shame that his ego had taken a serious blow from this night. He knew that by tomorrow. Everyone would know about it, ahs sure enough…They all did.

Hanging his head in shame, the poor shooter walked the halls of Castle Oblivion as the sounds of multiple peoples laughter echoed in his elfin ears. Ohh…the pain.

Larxene leaned against a corner hiding in the shadows as she watched Xigbar in his moment of pure humiliation. She crossed her arms and grinned a most vicious grinned. She could write a symphony to the lyrical laughter she was hearing. Sure she didn't have the pleasurable night of sex that she was expecting, but she did have something perhaps just as pleasurable.

The greatest black mail information known to man.

The Savage Nymph smiled with victory, " Xigbar, Number Two: The Premature Ejaculator."