A/N: Hello there, I'll be uploading my chapters onto my FanFic account, with permission from HinaKita…

I do not own Tsubasa RC or Naruto, if I owned Tsubasa RC then there'd be much more Fai.

Why would I want to own Naruto, then I'd have to deal with Sasuke being dumb, and a usless Sakura.

The only thing I saw after we hit that tree was black, well; I can't really call it black. There was no light anywhere, so since there wasn't light reflecting off anything, I couldn't tell what was there, or not. I did though, have the strangest feeling of falling.

"I wonder if this is how Alice felt falling down the hole?"

No one was around to hear me talk to myself anyway.

"But she could see what she was falling past, so I guess that's different. And the fact that I didn't chase a dumb white rabbit."

"Dumb family of moose…"

My legs suddenly made contact with something hard.

"THE FLOOR! YES FINALLY SWEET LAND!"

I still couldn't see anything, so I felt around with my foot to kick out any surprises that might be lurking around, waiting for me to drop my guard and kill me.

Nothing.

Since the floor sounded hollow, and it was the only thing around to get out of, I started pounding on it with my foot. Not my hands, I wasn't about to break a floor with my hands and fall face first into the ground or something, no I was smarter than that.

I managed to make a small crack that a faint light was coming through,

"Oh well."

I gave the floor one final kick and heard something shatter. The 'floor' gave way under me. Darn carpenters and their lousy floor making skills.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOEZ!"

That was the first thing out of my mouth as I plummeted towards the ground by the laws of gravity.

"Darn you Isaac Newton and your discovering gravity!"

That was the second thing out of my mouth.

I briefly heard someone, a woman's voice, telling a person to move. Then I slammed into something.

"AAAHH!" And a grunt was all I heard as I slammed into the 'something' and then sat up.

"Wow! That landing was a lot softer than I expected!"

Hearing another grunt, I looked down.

Oh…so that's why the landing was so much softer, I landed on someone.

I decided to be nice since I didn't know these people at all.

"Yes. Do you need something?"

I asked cutely, closing my eyes and smiling while tilting my head to the side. Yes, the perfect form of innocence and cuteness. I always just smiled and nodded whenever I didn't listen to someone, so I figured that it might work now.

"Get. Off. Me!"

Well, someone wasn't very happy.

"No,no,no." I replied, shaking my finger in front of his face for emphasis. "What's the magic word?"

"Get off me before I kill you!"

Ohhhhh…he sounded mad.

"Nope!" I popped the 'p'. "That's an extra…"

I held up my fingers for a moment, trying to count…I gave up. "That's an extra lot of words!" Me and my bad grammar issues seemed to only anger him more.

Mr. Big-Black-and-Cranky glared up at me.

"Fine, if I say the word will you get off me?"

"Yep!"

"…fine…" He sighed as if in pain, "Please."

"MEEEEHHHP!" I shouted out a somewhat buzzer noise, crossing my arms in front of my in an 'X'. "WRONG!"

"WHAT?"

He seemed outraged.

"Then what's the word?"

"Potato-Chips!" I chirped.

"I don't even know what that is, but I'm pretty sure that's two words!"

"Not if there's a little dash thingy in between."

He slammed his face into the dirt and mud that was forming from the rain, and grunted. Maybe I should be nicer.

"OK, since you were such a good sport, as a consolation prize, I'll get off you."

So I did, standing beside him and stretching. It was then I noticed that I had mud, all over my new cargo pants!

"Darn you rain, why must you make the dirt into mud through your H2O substance! WHY!" I yelled, shouting at the sky.

After my little freak out, which I'm sure everyone in a 2-mile radius could hear, I looked at where I had come.

My eyes landed on Blackie, as I decided to call him, wait, he looks veeeeerrrrry familiar…My eyes roamed the little gathering…hmmmm…black haired lady…brown haired boy, holding a brown haired girl…no originality in hair colors here, I'm glad my hair was a dark red. That is, until my eyes landed on a somewhat tall, blonde, blue eyed guy standing by Blackie…

The two wires in my brain finally connected and sparked.

'HOLY CRAP!'

As I tried to open my mouth to possibly spoil the entire series, I found my mouth wouldn't open! Like it was glued shut or something!

'Noooooooez! I can't spoil the entire series!'

I calmed myself down from my anger at not being a walking spoiler.

"Miss. Are you alright?"

I knew that voice. I turned.

The blonde man, who I know identified as Fai. D. Flowright, the wizard of Seresu(?), asked me.

I was momentarily speechless, but I got over that quickly.

"Yeah. Thanks F-" My mouth clamped shut.

'I can't even say his name!' I screamed at nothing in my head.

Only one thing to do at a time like this.

"DARN YOU SASUKE!"

-Meanwhile in the Naruto World-

"Achoo!" Sasuke Uchiha sneezed.
Elli turned to him,
"That means someone's talking about you, you know."
"What?"

-Back to Me-

I turned back to the group,

"hehe…" I chuckled and scratched my cheek nervously. "Sooooooo…whatcha' doin?"

Yes, taking a line from a Disney Channel show, lame conversation starter.

I was saved though, by Yuko, the black haired lady mentioned before.

"What is your wish girl?"

I wonder…I guess you have to have a wish to get out of here, lame. But first.

"Where are my friends, the last thing I remember is a family of moose and a tree…wait."

I turned to Watanuki, a black haired glasses wearing boy,

"You." I said, pointing to him.

"W-what?" He looked scared.

"What is the plural for moose? Is it moosi*, moosen, meese, mooses, or just moose?"

He seemed stunned at my random question, but he replied anyway,

"Um, it's just moose."

"Is that so?"

"Yes."
"Darn it!" I shouted, "I thought for sure it was moosen!" Stomping my foot I pointed to Yuko.

"Who the heck brought me here?"

She calmly looked back,

"You brought yourself here."

"What?"

She motioned for me to come over and whispered in my ear. Stepping back, I felt the color drain from my face.

"So, I have to go get them?"

"Yes."

"Wait! Don't I need to pay a price or something!"

"Well, part of your price is, when you get to each world to find your friends, each one of you may bring one person along. Excluding you, of course, you'll be traveling with this group and-"

"Isn't that like, a prize?"

"Let me finish. Anyway, when you get all your friends and return to your own world, no one can come with you. That is all your prices."

"Well, that's sort of sad, but it's not so bad."

"I'm not so sure about that. You will all have formed bonds with many people, and those bonds will be broken, you won't see these people ever again. That is all of your prices."

Well…that was depressing.

"Are you still willing to go?"

"DUH!"

The rest of the little gathering, minus Yuko, seemed shocked that I would act so rude with her. Crap, my innocent cover was blown, I guess they'll have to get used to the normal me.

"They're my friends! Of course I'll get them! I'm not that heartless!"

She smiled,

"Very well, oh! And you might want-"

She pulled my small orange back pack from behind her,

"-this."

My eyes widened,

"My Bag!"

I snatched it away from her and pulled out my pink bunny that I had just bought from the convention.

"USA-CHAN!"

Yes. I bought Usa-chan, like Hunny's from Ouran High School Host Club, sue me. He's one of my favorite characters in that manga/anime, and I wanted Usa-chan.

I hugged 'Usa-chan' to me and put the back pack on.

Yuko stepped back and had Watanuki give her a white rabbit, thing.

'Mokona!' Was my only thought before I had to shut my brain up cause Yuko was talking again.

"Mokona here will transport you to different worlds."

Then Kurogane, 'Mr. Blackie', went on some whole argument with Yuko about the black Mokona that she had. She had to explain to him that the black one could only communicate with the white one, that was it. So 'Mr. Blackie' went off and sulked.

With that taken care of, the white Mokona sprouted wings from its back, and a magic circle appeared on the ground below it.

'Seriously, is it really not magic unless you can conjure a two meter wide magic circle?'

Mokona then opened its mouth and we were sucked inside.

Right before I was sucked in, I thought I heard Yuko whisper, "Good luck…"

Then I was stuck in the blackness again…great.

*: We came up with random plural forms of moose, just to be funny.

A/N: Well, this was my first actual story up on FanFic, so yeah, hope it doesn't suck too much.