Disclaimer: I don't own bleach.

Rukia the Closet Fangirl Take Two!

It was an extremely hot day, rather unusual since it's still winter in Japan, but the weather went up to 40 degrees, and whatever snow there was, was long gone. Ichigo and Renji were currently sitting on Ichigo's room floor with their shirts off and were having a strictly business chat. Renji stood up to take his leave, but sitting for so long had made his leg went numb causing him to fall ontop of Ichigo into a rather suggestive position.

And out from Ichigo's awesome closet, Rukia burst forth!

"Aha! I knew you two were gay!"

"N-no! You're misunderstanding!" Ichigo said panickedly as he shoved Renji-who was too shocked to do anything- off him.

"Noooo! Stay there!" Rukia squealed as she pushed Renji back onto Ichigo and whipped out her camera.

"What's going on there?" something from the closet asked. Then suddenly a bunch of shinigami-girls came out from thee closet!

"W-why are you all in my closet? How the hell did you all fit in there in the first place?"

They all ignored Ichigo's demand but started squealing and taking pictures as well. Renji finally snapped out of his shock and hurriedly scrambled off the carrot-top boy. But the Strawberry Man was squished beyond recovery.

Poke.

"OWW! What the hell Rukia?" and strawberry man was as good as new~

"I have a confession to make." Rukia said solemnly, all the shinigami girls in the background with the same serious face.

"I am a Yaoi fangirl."

Silence.

"WHAT?"

"We're all yaoi fangirls." All the shinigami girls chanted, eyeing the two half naked guys hungrily.

The two males backed away uneasily, feeling a little creeped out by their gazes.

"And one of our favourite pairings are Ichigo x Renji."

An innocent passerby was walking past the Kurosaki household when he saw the shadows looming over him, looking up in shock, he instantly regretted his foolish decision. The passerby was now kissing the concrete pavement as two fiery headed boys ran him over like a bus from hell, they were too hurried to give an apology lest help the poor man up, and dashed on, disappearing into the squinting horizon in seconds.

Karin and Yuzu ran into their brother's room wondering what the commotion was about.

"What happened in here?"

"You missed all the action." Rukia pouted as she look mournfully out the wide opened window as did all the other shinigami girls in the room, "Not that it's for your innocent virgin eyes to see."

Karin and Yuzu gave them bewildered looks, wondering what in the world she could be talking about. And where was Ichi-nii anyway?

"Well let's resume out meeting." Soifon said in a business-like way. As they all retreated into Ichigo's closet once more, Rukia said, "Byakuya nii-san is minee! No one fantasize about him with another man!"

Karin and Yuzu's mouths dropped, as their innocent ears first heard of yaoi. "Ehhh! That's not fair! Byakuya's soo hot! He's one of the semes though!"

"Shut it. I will not allow you to defile my nii-san with your pervy thoughts!" And their arguments went on as the closet door slammed.

Karin and Yuzu stayed glued to the floor with gaping mouths as they wondered how a group of 10 full grown women could fit into their brother's tiny closet.

lol so hoped you liked it! and dont worry, the next one's not gonna be about rukia again. and sorry if u don't like the ichigo/renji pair, i'm a dgm yaoi fan who just took interest in ichigo's closetXD gahh... i ate some ancient ICHIGO(strawberry) ice cream and i'm starting to feel weird... so enjoy your day and eat some happyful ichigo ice cream if its hot wherever you are- like it is where i am today, cos strawberries and ice cream are awesome- just make sure they're still in good condition=)