Discalimer: I do not own bleach=O
Wonderland?
Ichigo was always very curious to know how all the shinigami girls fitted into his closet for their weekly yaoi meetings, he was always tempted to go into his closet to see, but never did ever since he discovered the yaoi pictures. He shivered remembering that uneventful incident, it was horrible. But he never learned his lesson, his curiosity got better of him once again and he stepped into his closet.
Shoving his sweaty shirts and used underwear aside, he found something unexpected. Wonderland? What the hell…. He was now walking barefooted in snow, his jeans were getting damp and he was shivering in his thin jacket. He decided that heading back to his room would be a good idea, and if he ever returned to this weird place…wearing lots of clothes would be a good idea… But Ichigo had learned that he was a very unlucky person awhile ago, all traces of his closet had disappeared, and he was left staring dumbfounded at where it used to be. Ohhh crap…
He kept staring at the same spot for another five minutes before the cold was starting to freeze him, then he decided his best option would be to find somewhere warm. Half an hour later still wandering in the snow, Ichigo was sure his feet had gotten frostbite and was going to fall off, he saw a hazy light in a distance, numbly crossing his fingers, he hoped he had finally found a cottage.
But Ichigo was never a lucky guy, instead of a cozy cottage, he found himself glaring at an innocent lamppost in the middle of the endless white snow. All of a sudden the snow around him fell more rapidly, hitting his face harder; it was as if he wasn't suffering enough from wandering in a snowy forest with cold winds blowing ice in his face. Ichigo cursed himself for his stupidity of not learning that curiosity was a very dangerous thing.
Suddenly out of the Forest of white came a man, Ichigo was saved! As the man came closer, he saw that the man had four legs supporting a horse body, he remembered reading a book to a little Yuzu about some mythical creatures called centaurs. Ichigo would have probably freaked out looking at the creature heading towards him, but since he had been able to see ghosts, became a shinigami, found out his closet wasn't as innocent as it seemed, seen yaoi pictures and was about to die from frostbite, he found that he just couldn't quite freak out.
"What are you doing here, human?" The centaur asked him coldly.
"Trying to get back into my closet." Ichigo mumbled weakly as he stared at the creature in front of him.
"You're gonna freeze out here." The centaur said stating the obvious as Ichigo sent him a weak glare that said, "Duh."
Ichigo's eyes widened in shock as he found himself sitting on the centaur like one would sit on a horse. But feeling too frozen to express his shock, he just let the centaur take him to wherever, hopefully someplace warm.
A nice sleep in a warm haystack in a large but warm stable later, Ichigo woke up to find hot chocolate shoved into his face, "Thanks." He smiled, as he looked up to greet the centaur, he almost dropped the cup in shock. Now that he wasn't about to freeze to death in the foggy snow, he had a better look at the centaur's face.
"Byakuya?"
The centaur gave him a strange look. His long black hair that reached his waist swayed to the left as he tilted his sharp angular face slightly. "The name's Tumnus. Now that you're all better I would like you to leave as soon as possible." His ever-cold black eyes narrowed.
"B-but I'm gonna freeze out there!" he spluttered as he pointed to a small window that showed the unforgiving raging snow storm.
The centaur raised a brow, "No you're not." He said,
"Ye-" Ichigo stopped mid sentence as his mouth dropped into a wide "O", the previous dark gloomy skies where the ice fell out of, now became a clear blue with fluffy little clouds framing it as the sound of birds reached his ears.
"Anyway, I don't like you, so get the hell out as soon as possible." The Byakuya-look-alike (other than his horse parts) deadpanned as he got up and left.
When he had finally stopped gaping at the empty stables, Ichigo quickly chugged down his hot chocolate and ran outside. There were flowers of the rainbow sprouting out of the whole place, it seemed that the stables was in a field of flowers that was surrounded by a mysterious coniferous forest. He admired the pretty place for a few seconds before deciding that he should find a way to get back to his closet, having no idea where to go, he followed a red path that led to the woods pointed at by a curious looking sign.
The sign had led him to a curiously mysterious garden where music flowed out of it. Opening the front gates, he walked into a paradise of blue roses, in the centre of all the blue roses was a matching mop of blue hair. The owner of this hair was lying on the ground singing in an enchanting melody as a contrasting blood-red rose grew out of his stomach.
As he stepped closer to the man he gasped softly in surprise. With a blue diamond etched to his place in place of where his hollow-bone mask should have been, was Grimmjow.
The man paused in his song and looked at him with an eerie smile, "Hello, I'm Alice, would you like to have some tea?"
Ichigo had a bad feeling in his stomach, following his instincts, he ran faster than he had when he discovered yaoi out of the creepy garden of blue roses and creepy songs. He ran so fast that he could barely see where he was going, and he ran Smack BAM! into something hard.
Standing proudly in front of him, with delicate carvings of pictures on oak wood, was a closet.
La~~ hope you like it! and if you can guess the references to other stuff in this story that i obviously do not own, you get a cookie!
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