15 minutes later.

Ari and I were still waiting on the bed. Just sitting there waiting, for something to happen. I didn't like this at all, and it was clear Ari didn't either. I mean who could blame us for wanting a say in what happens?

Any moment now Mossad officers could storm in here and shoot us, so yes I would very much like a say in what happens!

Suddenly just then I heard yelling and shouting, then the door to the bedroom was thrown open and a voice yelled our names. "Ari, Kate!" The voice shouted. I easily recognized the voice as Ziva's.

"Are you two alright?" She demanded. "Were fine Ziva, but Ziva what the hell's going on?" I hissed. He mood suddenly changed for serious and concerned to grossed out and disgusted. "It was a false alarm, the agents guarding you two are... happy." I turned to Ari who also wore a confused face at his sister.

"What?" I asked. She sighed. "Come with me." He growled and led us out of the house when she realized she screwed up the meaning of a word. When we got out side we found DiNozzo off to the side of the safe house laughing, and McGee wearing the safe disgusted expression that Ziva had on.

Ari and I turned to see Gibbs yelling at two female agents both in their bra and panties, sweaty, with messed up hair, and an angry Gibbs yelling at them. I shivered as I realized it. Ziva ment gay. "Ew!" I squealed. DiNozzo started laughing harder.

Ari grunted and his expression suddenly matched his sister's. Lesbians! Coming from a good proper Catholic family that was more disgusting to me than it could ever be to the rest of the team!


Once Gibbs was done yelling at the gay agents he informed us we were going to have to stay at NCIS. Awww man I feel like a child getting babysitted again!


So what do you think funny? Over the top? Short? Yeah I would agree with you there it is a little short sorry.