Yay! Our chapter returns to the story. This is Katrina's chapter, We are just using the same damn computer.

Warning: Lots of profanity in this chapter, DO NOT READ IF OFFENDED EASILY!

Disclaimer: We do not own Twilight, Power Puff Girls, and that's pretty much it.

Nine days! Nine days Brandi has been gone! She hasn't called or texted me once to let me know where she was. I was pissed off! I called her 5 times and not once did she pick up. I just gave up on calling her. Some of the text messages I sent her went something like this:

Brandi! Where r u?

R u gonna answer?

Helllllllllllllooooooo?

Bitch, you better get your ass back here

wtf? It's been 9 days! Answer your fucking phone!1

So yeah, I wasn't happy. At all. I pulled out my phone for the fiftieth time to check for messages and it said there weren't any from her. I was sitting at my computer and I heard some shoving coming from the other room. I turned around to see Emmett and Jacob shoving each other on the couch. "What the hell are you two doin'?"

"I want to watch Power Puff Girls, but Jacob won't give me the remote!" whined Emmett.

"Um…okay then. Emmett, let Jacob have the remote." I told Emmett. Immediately Emmett began to pout. He was just so adorable.

"But katrinaaaaaa!" He whined. Wow. He was seriously just a really big kid. I decided not to even reply, and just went back to my computer, sending Brandi some more pissed off emails. I really got into it too. Here's what one of them said:

Omg! Brandi, if you don't call text or email me soon, I'm so going to kick your ass. I don't even care if you won't even get this email till you get back. Fuck fuck fuckity fuck! I'm going to go all serial killer on your ass! Don't even try any excuses on me! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKK! Now I'm listening to Evanescence songs 24/7! I'm also bored as hell! And Emmett is constantly bugging everybody to watch Power Puff Girls with him. He says that we should all look up to them because they are little girls who save the world. Jacob is fucking pissing me off! He just mopes around talking about how much he misses you. Not once has he ever considered going to look for you. He's just a dumbass. He constantly calls your cell too, but his messages are about how he misses you and how everything will be okay. It just pisses me off. Everything pisses me off. I'm in one of those moods. Jacob also keeps shouting out to people to leave me alone because I'm PMSing. I swear if he says it one more time im going to neuter him! You better come home or you're not getting puppies!

With love,

Katrina

I sent that and crossed my arms over my chest. "Fuck." I whispered.

"What's wrong?" Jacob said, reading over my shoulder.

"you better get your ass back on that couch before I kick it!" I shouted. He backed up slowly with his hands in the air.

"Oookay. Don't have to tell me twice." I just glared at him. He's always up in my business.

"Jacob, why don't you make yourself useful and call people that she might have met in the past fucking week." I growled.

He seemed to perk up a bit at that and took out a small phone from his pocket. "I can try Sam, but I doubt it." He flipped the phone up and dialed a random number. There seemed a long awkward silence while he waited for Sam to pick up. I looked over at Emmett, who was smiling mischievously.

"Awkward Silence." Emmett whispered.

I started to giggle uncontrollably. This might have been one of the only times that I haven't been pissed off in nine days.

"Sam?" Jacob asked. "Is Brandi there?"

I saw him smile, and I knew that she was there. But where was she exactly?

"Can I talk to her?" he was hopeful.

I ran up to Jacob and yanked the phone out of his hand after Jacob started to talk to her. "Finally! Why didn't you call? Jacob has been fucking pissing me off."

"Uhh….I'm sorry, but my clothes kinda shredded when I phased. I didn't even know I was gone that long." Brandi stuttered.

I started to giggle. "How did you phase back? Did someone find you completely naked? I mean what happened?"

"I borrowed some clothes from Leah Clearwater. I was still a wolf when she brought the clothes out to me and I turned back behind a tree." Brandi was feeling awkward.

"Whatever. Where are you? Who are Sam and Leah?" I questioned.

"I, uh, am in Forks."

I was confused, "huh?"

"Small town in Washington." She clarified.

"Is there a Spoons there or something too?" I was amusing myself.

"I actually don't know. Maybe, and also a Knives too."

"Wait! You're in Washington. State or City?"

"State, as in West Coast. Pacific Ocean. Dumbass." Brandi shot at me, her voice was bitter.

"Well I'm sorry! Your answer just wasn't very clear." I shot back.

"Whatever." She huffed.

I looked at Jacob out of the corner of my eye and saw how excited he was. "Your lover wants to talk to you." I said in a sexy voice.

I could almost hear the shock in her voice from my sexyness. "I never knew you could be so seductive."

"Are you hitting on me?"

"Ah! Just kidding. Let me talk to Jake!" She shouted.

"Hey Jake, your lover swings the other way, if you know what I'm talking about." I wiggled my eyebrows at him.

"Shut Up!" he takes the phone from me and walks up to my bedroom to talk to her.

I started to giggle again. Emmett just looked completely lost. I just didn't bother trying to explain. He shrugged and took the remote and switched it to the Power Puff Girls.

"Would you shut off the Damn Power Puff Girls!" I shouted.

He looked at me with a shocked expression and stammered, "Um, sorry."

I shook my head and sneaked like a ninja up the stairs to listen in on Jacob's conversation. I heard something about how Brandi saw a ghost wolf in the woods a few days ago and how Sam wasn't happy about not being Alpha. I gave up on listening and popped in on him.

"Do you mind?" Jacob yelled.

"Nope. By the way, when is she coming home? I feel so lonely." I pouted.

"You have Emmett and I."

"You piss me off more than Brandi could ever in a month." I stated.

"I'll ask her." He got the jist of what I meant in there too. Like who wants to talk to dumbass boys about their periods?

I waited for a moment, "Well?"

"She said in about two or so days, but she said she'll be here in a few hours if she takes a plane. She doesn't have any money though." Jacob was sad.

Emmett popped in from behind me and I slapped him. "Oh My FUCKING HAND!" I screamed.

Emmett's eyes went wide and he made sure nothing was broken before speaking up. "I can get Jasper or Alice to pay for her ride over."

"Why can't you pay for it Emmett?" I asked him.

"I don't know. I spent my allowance on Power Puff Girls Season eight." He sheepishly smiled.

"You are so weird." I commented, "But we're besties."

"okay." Emmett said.

"Could you do that Emmett?" Jacob was hopeful. God! He was so annoying. Good thing this was Brandi's boyfriend, or he would be dead by now.

"Sure." He ran out of the room and was back a couple minutes later with Jasper and Alice.

"I'll go and pick her up, along with some clothes from her house. She doesn't need to smell like she was in the woods for the past week." Alice said, her black hair sticking up in all directions.

"I can't wait to kick her ass when she gets back." I smiled. I was so evil.

"Hey jazz-hands." I waved at Jasper.

"Uh. Hey." His southern accent was sexy.

"Your accent is so sexy." I said.

He gave me a weird look, "Thanks. I guess."

Alice giggled, "I know, that's why he's mine."

"I am so out of place here." Jacob shook his head.

"Yes, yes you are. Why don't you leave?" I looked at him.

"Because she won't be here for a couple hours." He crossed his arms. I had to look up at him; he was so effing tall.

"Fine." I muttered. I walked back downstairs and sat down at my computer. I scrolled through all of the fifty emails I sent in the past nine days. "She'll be so pissed when she sees these." I giggled.

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