*Backstage*
Maru: hey has anyone seen kim?
Everyone: *shakes head*
Maru: where is she? The shows gonna start
Kirakisyou: she's in the closet *points to closet*
Rima: *opens closet*
Everyone: *see's kim watching a zero X ikuto thing-with smexiness*
baby it's a new age
you like my new craze
kim: *hit's pause*
everyone: O.o
ikuto: was that… a zeruto sex tape?
Kim: maybe
Ikuto: I did NOT agree to doing that
Amu: *hit's replay*
Kim: *closes closet*
Everyone: O.o
Ikuto: amu's watching a sex tape with me digitly in it O.o
Rima: she like's you
Kukai: hey what's in the closet? *open's closet*
*see's kim, amu, utau, and tadase watching more zeruto*
Ikuto: how did you get in there?
Maru: *smirks* chara-change
Kim: *bewbs get bigger with cat ears* *rubs against ikuto* ikkkkuttttoooo can you please do what's in the video?
Everyone: O.o
*zero comes out of now where* what's you watch- O.o
Kim: ZERO! *glomps zero*
Rima: HA! I knew tadase was gay!
*everyone then realizes that the shows still going*
Fangirls: ZERO! 3 *squeals*
Kim: HEY ALL YOU FANGIRLS! YOU LOVE IKUTO RIGHT?
Fangirls: YES!
Kim: YOU LOVE ZERO RIGHT?
Fangirls: YES!
Kim: THEN IMAGINE WHATS HAPPENS IF YOU PUT THEM TOGHETHER!
Fangirls: *screams*
Kim: ZERUTO!
*video plays on projector of episode where amu looks for bruises on ikuto and he hugs her with different subtitles I do not own the video yummy kisses *Q* go watch itvremeber this is a video on a projector NOT what's going on with everyone *
Amu:*blushes* I'm glad that I could appeal to you somehow
Ikuto: huh? Btw, may I borrow this bed tonight?
Amu: huh? M-me and y-you *pervy thoughts*
Ikuto: wrong. You mean me and HIM
Amu: SKJLSNHFKDLGHNFLSNGNFLSJNG! WHAT THE $*&#%?
Amu: HOW CAN YOU PREFER THAT BLOOD SUCER OVER ME? WHAT DOES HE HAVE MORE THAN ME?
Ikuto: I'll explain you that when you grow up
Amu: EH?
*pictures of zero and ikuto kissing come up while the song sugar plays male version*
Sugar
My lips like sugar
My lips like sugar
This candy got'chu sprung
*video over*
Everyone: O.o
Fangirls: MORE! PLEASE!
Kim: you want more?
Fangirls: YES!
Kim: I'll give you more!
*video SMEXUP plays with… zeruto stuff happening that I can't describe*
* song 'sex you up' plays*
sex you up
I wanna sex you up Lemme freak you out
Ah Ah
I wanna sex you up
I know the way you like it
Let me freak you out
I wanna rock with chu
*video over*
Everyone: O.o
Kim: awesome right?
Amu: so…. Sexy
Kim: I know
Fangirls: *faint*
Kim: *hides in corner*
Suigintou: Maru stop making kim go in the corner!
Ikuto: so she was chara-changed the whole time
Kim: yes *in emo corner*
Zero: will you come out of the corner if tamaki hugs you?
Kim: YES!
Tamaki: hel- *glomped by kim* (I don't own ouran high school host club)
Kai: I'm gl- *glomped by kim* (I don't own honey x honey drops)
Kim: todays the best day ever!
Maru: chara-
Suigintou: STOP! *attacks maru*
Rima: *phew*
Kim: okay since NOONE cares about my feelings and reviewed… *back in emo corner*
Zero: it's okay *hugs kim*
Kim: best. Day. EVER!
Amu: no one reviewed?
Kim: YES BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL SON'S OF BITCHES!
Everyone: O.O
Kim: R&R OR I WILL KILL IKUTO!
Ikuto: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Rima: she's serious
Kim: MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Amu: p-please review
Kim: AND SEND IN DARES OR SONGS FOR THEM TO DO ASSHOLES!
Utau: for example: have amu-chan character transform with yoru, kim with anyone, make ikuto take his shirt off, blah blah blah
Ikuto: REVIEW AND I WILL KISS YOU
Amu: O.O
rima: review and zero, ikuto, inuyasha, tamaki, and kai will take their shirts off
kim: YES! REVIEW!
Maru: kim-chan *sweatdrop*
Inuyasha: when did I get in this conversation?
Tamaki: kim does not own shugo chara!,Vampire knight, ouran high school host club,inuyasha, honey x honey drops, and suigintou and kirakisyou from ?
Kim: gotta guess what anime there from
Everyone: R&R!