Kim: WOOOOOHHHHHH! SOMEONE REVIEWED!

Ikuto: *phew* so I don't die

Kim: yep! BUT YOU ZERO, TAMAKI, KAI, AND INUYASHA HAVE TO TAKE THEIR SHIRTS!

Rima: and ikuto has to kiss the person who reviewed

Ikuto: aw shit

*zero tamaki kai and inuyasha come in with no shirt on*

Kim: *hearts in eyes*

Amu: *drools*

Rima+utau: *blushes*

Yaya: *faints*

Fangirls: *squeals*

Kim: sexy

Amu: man

Utau: beast

Kim: FULL OF SMEXYINESS!

Boys with no shirt on: O.o

Kim: NOW! IKUTO KUKAI NAGHIKO AND KAIRI! SHIRTS OFF NOW!

Boys: *cower in fear but do what she says*

Kim: it's like a dream come true!

Amu: *drools because of ikuto*

Utau: *blushes because of kukai*

Rima: *blushes because of naghiko*

Yaya: *faints because of kairi*

Kim: BEST DAY EVER!

Kirakisyou: we'd like to thank saphirathedragon for guessing the right anime me and suigintou are in. it is rozen maiden.

Kim: and usagi for reviewing

Suigintou: now let's do her dare *smirks*

Maru: yes *smirks*

Kim: very yes *smirks*

Ikuto: what is it *reads dare* I like this dare *smirks*

amu: if you like it it must be perverted *reads dare* I hate you

kim: it's not much of a dare… more like a thought

kirakisyou: if your wandering the dare says "ikuto should rape amu"

utau: hmmm it does

kim: Oh, and I wanna thank NicoleTsukiyomi for adding me to their favorite author, author alert. This story to favorite story and story alert so cookies and cake to you (and saphirathedragon and usagi)

ikuto: the dare

kim: oh yes so ikuto, go rape amu

ikuto: won't I get arrested?

Kim: nah your too hot

Ikuto: okay! *takes amu away*

rima: use protection!

Utau: use the pill!

Kim: NOT IN MY ROOM!

Kukai: wait, utau have you…

Utau: *bluhes*

Rima: you didn't

Kim: I think she did

Kukai: O.o

Kim: oh shut up and go makeout with her

Kukai: Okay! *takes utau away*

Kim: okay, nagi go make out with rima

Nagi: okay! *takes rima away*

Kim: kairi go makeout with yaya

Kairi: s-sure *takes yaya away*

Kim: I'm alone T.T

Guys with no shirts on: what about us?

Kim: you already have girlfriends

Guys with no shirts on (gwnso): true

Two guys: hi kim!

Kim: HOLY SHIT! *hides under table*

*everyone comes out with messed up hair and clothes-ikutos shirt is off*

Everyone: WHAT!

Kim: ummmmm

Maru: kim's 2 crushes just said hi

Ikuto: she has TWO!

Utau: just like amu

Amu: H-HEY I don't have a cruch on two boys-only one

Rima: and who is that one?

Amu:*chara-changes with ran does back flip before screaming* IKUTO!

Ikuto: aw I knew she had a crush on me

Amu: RAN!

Ran: it was the only way to get you to confess!

Kim: *ties amu to chair* there all better

Utau: now onto kim's crushes

Kim: *back under table*

Maru: k-kim *sweat drops*

Kirakisyou: you'll have to find out in the next chapter!

Suigintou: since this is getting terribly long

Kim: an R&R is like a hug to me!

Ikuto: so send in dares and what not

Utau: or songs for us to sing!

Kim: holy shit this is four pages long!

Ikuto: R&R and gwnso(guys with no shirts on) will come back

Amu: and kim doesn't own shugo chara!

Everyone: bye!