Kim: *hides under table*
Suu: why are you hiding ~desu?
Kim: because someone reviewed
Ikuto: I thought you'd be happy about it?
Kim: read it
Ikuto: *reads review* holy shit
Kukai: what's wrong? *reads review* O.o
Amu: what is it? *reads review (O.o) and shows it to everyone else*
Rima: I thought you'd be happy to kiss kukai?
Kim: well I always thought about it….
Utau: and?
Kim: I … I never kissed someone okay!
Ikuto: what about v-
Kim: DON'T SAY HIS NAME!
Amu: or p-
Kim: SHUT UP!
Maru: what about your 2 "boyfriends"
Everyone: WHAT? KIM HAS 2 BOYFRIENDS!
Kim: they are not my boyfriends! Just friends
Suigintou: friends my ass, Kim your all lovey-dovey over them
Kirakisyou: and they are all lovey-dovey about you
Kim: well one's sweet and really nice to me yet the other is always teasing me and comes out of nowhere-especially when I'm upset
Rima: sounds like a certain problem we already went through *everyone looks at amu and ikuto*
Amu: w-what?
Kim: I know! It's so strange
Utau: yes it is
Kim: oh well, let's stop talking about my love life and get onto the dares!
Guys: let's not
Girls: we should start right now with-
Kukai t-the kissing!
Kim: *blushes a lot*
Kirakisyou: the dare was that kukai and kim make out with each other while utau watches!
Suigintou: my favorite part is next! *smirks*
Maru: we'd like to thank usagi for reviewing our chapter, cookies and cake for you!
Amu: now on with the kissing!
*kim and kukai kiss for a really long time- including an embarrassing moment where kim accidently moans- and utau is forced to watch*
Kim: *blushes A LOT*
Kukai: ….wow
Utau: I can't believe I was FORCED to watch that
Kukai: you know… you're a REALLY good kisser
Kim: *blushes*
Ikuto: so you liked it eh kim? *smirks*
Kim: n-no I d-didn't
Rima: then why'd you moan?
Yaya: ohhh, Kim probably LOVED it ;)
Kim: *blushes then smirks evilly* now for the next part
Guys: oh shit
Suigintou: the rest of the dare was that all the guys sing Barbie girl in a gay bar shirtless!
Girls: *LOL like crazy*
Kim: were at the gay bar!
Ikuto: how'd we get here so fast?
Kim: idk *shrugs shoulders*
Amu: NOW SING BOYS SING!
*everyone sees amu with a empty bottle of beer in her hand*
Kim: AMU, PUT THE BEER DOWN!
*amu drops beer and sits in the corner*
Utau: wow, you know how to deal with drunk people
Kim: in my life, either you don't or you get stuck with a bitch of a problem
*music plays and the boys come out shirtless*
Barbie girl by aqua (me no own) plays
Hi Barbie!
Hi Ken!
You wanna go for a ride?
Sure, Ken!
Jump in!
Ha ha ha ha!
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well, Barbie, we're just getting started!
Oh, I love you Ken!
End of song
Random guy: yeah! Shake that ass!
Guys: O.o
Girls: *LOL 'ing like crazy*
Kim: oh yeah, thanks usagi for saying that my last chapter was cool as usual! I was so touched!
Kim: onto the next dare from… saphirathedragon!
Kim: okay I has a dare for everyone! Awesome!
Ikuto: your taking reviews way too far
Kim: I know
Rima: it says that amu has to flirt with tadase until ikuto blows up from jealously
Utau: and we have to tie ikuto to a chair
Yaya: and yaya gets to play with catnip in front of ikuto
Nagi: and you have to crossdress, rima
Rima: same with you
Nagi: and we have to dance a romantic dance
Rima: O.o
Kim: let's get started!
Ikuto: how come I'm already tied to a chair!
Kim: idk *shrugs shoulders*
Kim: alright, TADASE, GET YO GAY ASS OUT HERE!
Tadase: ?
Kim: gaytard
Amu: tadase…. Umm….. your.. eyes are really… sexy
Tadase: *blushes* thank you hinamori-san (kim: bleh)
Ikuto: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY AMU! *yaya puts catnip in his face*
Ikuto: NYA!~ *tries to get catnip but the chair falls over* NYA!~
Amu: hmmm. If I were to … rearrange the alphabet …. I'd put u and I together
Tadase: um.. hinamori-san? I need to tell you something
Ikuto: *back to normal* GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM AMU BEFORE I WHIP YO ASS!
Kim: lame line amu
Tadase: well…. I'm gay
Everyone: O.o
Kim+rima+ikuto: HA I KNEW IT!
Kim: alright, I'm bored, onto rima and naghiko's dare!
*rima comes out looking like a boy and naghiko like a girl*
Rima: I hate you
Kim: same to you now start dancing!
*song I hate this song plays while rima and nagi dance (this song is romantic to me)*
I hate this song by secondhand serenade (me no own)
Speak with your tongue tied,
I know that you're tired
But I just want to know,
Where you want to go,
I may be sad, But I'm not weak,
This situation is bleak
And your puffy eyes never lie,
Your tears come from inside.
Until Sunday I'll be waiting for an answer
I guess that yesterday's not good enough for you,
You know that I hate this song,
You know that I hate this song
Because it was written for you
Drown your fears with me
I'm feeling real sorry
Your glossy eyes don't need
The sadness they have seen
But you're way too deep to swim
Back up again
But somehow I can't find
The moment you said goodbye
Until Sunday I'll be waiting for an answer
I guess that yesterday's not good enough for you,
You know that I hate this song,
You know that I hate this song
Because it was written for you
This is becoming a problem I'm hurting it's unfair
But somehow your words,
The way that I heard are haunting me,
You're under my skin
You're breaking in,
And the tasteless fights that filled our nights
Are starting to cave in,
You're under my skin
You're breaking in
And if Sundays what it takes to prove
I have nothing else to loose
Until Sunday I'll be waiting for an answer
I guess that yesterday's not good enough for you,
You know that I hate this song,
You know that I hate this song
Because it was written for you
Rima: can I leave now?
Kim: yes
*rima leaves*
Kim: that was the end of our talk show today!
Ikuto: can you untie me now?
Kim: no
Ikuto: YOUR EMO KIM!
Kim: *shoves ikuto in closet*
Utau: this is 8 pages long!
Kukai: holy shit
Kim: this is getting really long so good bye my wonderful R&R 'er
Amu: and send in your dares
Kim: I getting tried because it's ONE IN THE FRIGGIN' MORNING!
Kirakisyou: kim doesn't own shugo chara!
Maru: *winks at yoru*
Miki: *gets mad*
Yoru: *drools*
Everyone: R&R