(Back stage)
Amu: awww look a kitty *points to black cat rolling around on the floor*
Girls: KAWAII!
Ikuto: I'm cuter
Kim: yes yo- *gasp* PRINCESS ARE YOU ON CRACK!
Everyone: O.o
Ikuto: who's princess?
Kim: my bitch of a cat
Ikuto: *sniff* *grows a cat ears and tail* nya~
Kim: she got the catnip, didn't she
Ikuto: nya~
Announcer: we're on in five!
Kim: QUICK GET RID OF THE CATNIP!
Ikuto: nya~?
(Onstage)
Kim: let's start the dares!
Ikuto: n-oh forget it
Amu: yay your back to normal!11111111111
Kim: now onto the dares *smirks*
Amu: what's the first dare?
Maru: Amu's hearts unlock!
Amu: w-what?
Amu: *Surrounded in red/purple light*
*amu comes out in a tight black dress with red cat ears with a red head band with heels and straight hair*
Amu: chara-nara amulet sexy!
Ikuto: *drools*
Amu: w-what is this!
Kim: *closes ikuto gaping mouth* a dare
Ikuto: an awesome dare!
Amu: *blushes*
Kim: *laughs*
Amu: alright you've had your fu-
Kim: surprise x-egg attack!
Amu: w-what?
Kim: quick kill the x-egg!
Amu: *sighs* naughty whip! *Pulls out red whip*
Amu: *ties up X-eggs* negative heart, lock on! Open heart!
Kim: whoa! Yeah!
Ikuto: awesome
Kim: onto the next dare!
Amu: there's more!
Kim: yep
Ikuto: *reads dare* O.o
Kim: *smirks*
Amu: *reads* I like it *shows to everyone*
Everyone: *LOLs*
Ikuto: it's not funny!
Rima: tadase will probably like it
Kim: hey tadase! GET YO GAY ASS OUT HERE!
Tadase: ?
Kim: gaytard
Rima: we *laughs* got this dare *laughs* t-that you h-have to *laughs* k-kiss ikuto!
Everyone: LOL
Kim: and *LOL* it's a full makeout s-session *LOL*
Tadase: … okay!
Everyone: LOL
Kim: b-but first, kukai put this on
Kukai: okay *takes clothes*
Kim: oh yeah! And ikuto put this on
Ikuto: okay *takes clothes*
Kim: and kairi, give me your glasses
Kairi: okay, *gives glasses*
Kim: *throws glasses* okay!
Fangirl: I got his glasses! I GOT HIS GLASSES!
Kairi: o.O
*kukai comes out wearing cheerleading outfit*
Kim: LOL
Utau: holy shit LOL
Everyone: LOL
*ikuto comes out wearing stuff*
Kim: give me your clothes
Ikuto: o-okay?
Kim: put this on
Kairi: okay *takes clothes*
Kukai: why do I need to wear this?
Kim: dare duh?
Kukai: but it's short
Kim: I don't give a damn
*kairi comes out wearing ikuto's clothes*
Yaya: whoa
Ikuto: why is he wearing my clothes
Kim: because of your mom
Kukai: OH! PWNED!
Ikuto: shut up cheerleader
Kukai: whoa man
Kim: LOL
Tadase: what about the makeout session?
Kim: I'll do that next chapter
Tadase:
Kim: now utau, here's a hobo
Utau: w-why do I need this?
Kim: because I'm too lazy to have you go on the streets and get your own
Hobo: hellothereprettylady
Kukai: is he drunk?
Kim: how should I know, he's just a random hobo I picked off the street
Utau: what do you want me to do with this?
Kim: idk, makeout?
Everyone: O.o
Kim: I'm sorta getting writers block
Kirakisyou: so send in songs this time!
Maru: kim: doesn't own shugo chara!
Kim: R&R
Kim: IMPORTANT OUNOUCNMENT! Thanksgiving break is almost over, and I have to go back to that rotten prison they call a "school" so chapters may be a bit late. I also have a HUGE test coming up so I need to spend all my time studying
Ikuto: and you didn't update this story in what? Three days
Kim: well I was working on undercover love
Ikuto: you're excused
Amu: so R&R
Kim: and stuff
Everyone: bye!