Kim: hey peepz!
Ikuto: finally, it's been a month since you updated
Kim: yeahz
Inuyasha: ^w^
Rima: why is he so happy?
Kim: oh I'm redoing my inuyasha story
Inuyasha: ^w^
Kim: I'm glad you're happy ^w^
Suigintou: anyway she was too busy reading yaoi to update
Everyone: WHAT!
Kim: *blushes* I-I don't read y-yaoi, i-it's gross
Suigintou: sure you don't
Kim: but there are other reasons I didn't update
Amu: what are they?
Kim: 1, Christmas (merry late x-mas!) 2, school I have 3 effin projects! 3, I'm watching death note! 4, i'm watching Ouran high school host club! 5, I've gotten into vocaloid! 6, I'm dubbing some of there songs
Suingintou: 7 yaoi
Kim: shut up, 7, I'm in the play
Maru: 8 kim was asked out!
Everyone: WHAT!
Kim: umm, yeah I kinda was
Ikuto: wow, you got asked out
Rima: was he hot?
Amu: rima!
Rima: what?
Kim: well, um, no
Ikuto: HA!
Kim: shut up!
Utau: and what the hells vocalod!
Kim: idk but people make awesome songs in Japanese!
Amu: and what play are you doing?
L: yes, kim, what play are you doing?
Kim: O.O ummm, heading for the hills
Ikuto WTF?
Naghiko: and what part did you get?
Kim: ummm, extra?
Ikuto: HA!
Louise: *explodes Ikuto*
Utau: who the ef are you?
Louise: I'm louise le da vailler, and this is my famailar saito
Saito: sup
Everyone: WTF?
Kim: there from zero no tsukaima
Kim: but I am writing this after I got home from tween night
Ikuto: woah you have a life?
Kim: louise
Louise: *explodes Ikuto*
Kim: rin
Rin: *rolls Ikuto over with rolla-roller*
Everyone: O.O
Kim: she's from vocaloid
Kukai: and she has a rolla-roller
Len+kaito: sadly yes
Kim: *glomps them*
Kim: omg this has nothing to do with shugo chara but who cares!
Ikuto: but it's been like three months kim since you updated wtf is the problem?
Kim: can we stop bringing my life into the show?
Rima: no
Kim: *sigh* I'll tell you next chapter
Everyone: TT_TT
Kim: so on with the dares!
Ikuto: *kills yaya with knife*
Everyone: wtf?
Kim: it was a dare!
Amu: to kill yaya?
Ikuto: yup
Utau: do you not even care?
Ikuto: no
Kairi: TT_TT
Kim: so up next!
*egg comes out of nowhere*
Everyone but kim: wtf?
*little devil thing pops out*
Everyone but kim: wtf?
Devil chara: random heart unlock!
Kim: :3
*everyone stares at kim*
Kim: what?
*amu changes into devil person thing (I don't know)*
Amu: amulet death or something?
Me: :D
Kim: okay! Hmmm next.. *reads then rips kukai's shirt off*
Kukai: WTF?
Faangirls: *slowly die*
Kim: take that bitches!
Kim: next… *reads more*
Rima: what?
Kim: go make out with nagi
Rima: WTF?
Nagi: :D
*rima and nagi makeout*
Rima: *aims gun* I am going to KILL ALL OF YOU!
Kim: no don't! there my wonderful reviewers!
Kim: *ties rima to chair*
Rima: F*** YOU!
Everyone: O.O
Kim: okay, next up… *reads* we do need some chara love! Yoru! Get in here!
Yoru: *slowly comes in then hides behind ikuto* y-yes
Kim: go makeout with maru!
Miki: *explodes*
Maru: *smirk then makes out with yoru*
Yoru: o/o
Kim: next! *reads* o/o
Ikuto: what?
Kim: Ikuto go makeout with tadase!
Ikuto: O.O
Tadagay: ^w^
Kim: c'mon Ikuto, everyone likes yaoi!
Ikuto: ha! So you do like yaoi!
Kim: *looks ashamed* yes…
Kim: but I can't help it! It just sorta happened
Rima: well we kinda all knew
Kim: what!
Amu: yeah remember zeruto
Kim: ahhhhh the first time I experienced yaoi….
Tadagay: the dare?
Kim: oh yes!
Tadagay: *starts making out with Ikuto*
Ikuto: X(
Kim: *stares like a fangirl* quick! Get the camera!
Amu: *trying to decide if she should kill tadagay or watch*
Kim: okay we need tadagay again so stop!
Ikuto: :D
Tadagay:
Kim: now makeout with nagi
Nagi: TT_TT
Tadagay: ^w^
Rima: revenge!
Tadagay: *starts making out with nagi*
Kim: while that's going on… *takes picture* amu you need to make out with kukai!
Amu+kukai: WHAT?
Utau: *sharpens claws*
Ikuto: *gets chainsaw*
Kim: ah utau you have to make out with a hobo!
Utau: TT_TT
Kukai: *steals chainsaw from Ikuto*
Hobo: ^-^
*amu and kukai start and so does utau and the hobo*
Kim: okay nagi you can stop!
Nagi: thank god
Tadagay: TT_TT
Kim: okay next ummm…
Kairi: *reads and starts making out with kim*
Kim: o/o
Yaya: TT_TT
Maru: you can stop utau and amu
Utau: O.O
Amu: O.O
Kukai: O.O
Hobo: ^w^
Maru: now utau has to makeout with kukai
Utau: okay *starts making out with kukai*
Ikuto: what about *points to kim and kairi*
Maru: *throws them in a closet*
Everyone: O.O
Kim: *comes out not shocked or flushed*
Everyone: *shocked*
Kim: onto the next!
Ikuto: theres more!
Kim: yep, 4 more
Kim: *use her magical powers and transports everyone to las vegas*
Everyone but kim: WTF?
Kim: ^w^
*kim then gives everyone drinks and everyones drunk*
Ikuto: will you marrys me?
Amu: yeah sure
*they then get a legal wedding*
Kim: * beats the crap out of every tadamu fan girl*
Kim: *starts making out with Ikuto*
Amu: WTF? *beats kim up*
Kim: owie TT_TT
*kim then punishs herself for almost destroying amuto by French kissing tadagay*
Tadagay: WTF?
Kim: I almost destroyed amuto TT_TT
Kim: *then pushes tadagay off a cliff*
Amuto fangirls: YEAHHHHHH!
Kim: okay that's the end of this 8 page chapter
Kim: one more thing, you can be a co-host too if you want
Ikuto: were only gonna get like 3
Kim: *throws in closet* shut up before I make some yaoi pictures!
Ikuto: :X
Kim: bye!
Everyone: R&R
Hi guys! I was to lazy to put in who put what dares in so im gonna do it now.
Sydney: chara love, tadagay makeout with Ikuto, amu make out with kukai, kim makeout with kairi
Morgan: Ikuto kills yaya, amu new chara, kukai no shirt, rima and nagi makeout (two people actually requested that) tadagay and nagi makeout, utau and kukai makeout, everyone shocked but kim
Amai youkai: las vegas marrigage, kim kiss Ikuto (*Q*), kim frenchkiss tadagay, tadagay jump off cliff
Thanks for reviewing! Cookies and cakes to you!