Affa: Hi, this is CLOCI, why is it called that, because I'm lazy. We're coming to you live from...a supplies closet. Why, because SOMEONE BLEW UP OUR NICE STUDIO! So now I have Kitten tied up and in a cage. Also Invader Zim will be my slave for today, get out here Zimmy!
Zim: But whhhhyyy?
Affa: Because your show rocks out loud, plus if you're my slave I can have GIR all to myself!-hugs GIR psychotically- And just so you don't get any ideas...-takes all technology except life support from Zim's PAK- Now read the disclaimer.
Zim: I WILL DESTROY YOU HUMAN WORM BABY!
Michael: Is he okay?
Affa: Yeah, he's always like that.
Dib: HE'S AN ALIEN, CAN'T YOU PEOPLE SEE! I'M NOT CRAZY!
Morgan: And I'm an evil computer program bent on avenging my father by taking over humanity, what of it?
Dib: AHHHHHHHH!
Affa: Hmm, maybe I should team up Jeremie and Dib in XANA! As the ultimate paranoia tag team! But we're getting off topic, Zim, read the disclaimer.
Zim: MoonScoop owns Code Lyoko, OCs by Affa. I hate you all!
Affa: Melinda was right it does sound weird. OK, read the first review.
Zim: The first review is from...YOU!
Affa: Yeah, nobody was reviewing so I did it myself.
Zim: Rawr...fine
Dares
Affa: eat an ice cream sunday
Kitten: Die a terrible death for blowing up my studio
Morgan: electrocute William
Katty: Walk into a bee keeping place
Taelia: eat nose hairs and toenail clippings
Anna: give Affa your awesomee ninja outfit
Michael:Admit you loooove Alana
Alana: walk into the ocean
Zach: keep being awesome, also no Subdigitals for you!
Presents
Affa: MORE ICE CREAM
Kitten: a rope, I'm tieing you to a chair and putting you in a cage
Morgan: weapons of mass destruction
Katty: some cream for the bee stings
Taelia: That pic from Christmas of 87 where you guys were all happy
Anna: a mallet (don't know why, mallets are fun)
Michael: a sappy love song to give Alana
Alana: temporary wings
Zach: a sword
Affa: YAY! Affa you're so nice to me.
Everyone:-rolls eyes-
Kitten: My stomach exploded from eating to much, there goes my...life
Morgan: -stares at review- NO!
Affa: You have to, Affa dared you to.
William: -walking in in Xana outfit- Huh, what am I doing here?
Affa: Well?
Morgan: Fine, come here Willy, -electrocutes him- I feel terrible.
William: OW! -goes away-
Katty: -stares at review-You are evil.
Affa: Yup, one advantage of creating characters is you know EVERYTHING about them. Katty happens to be terrified of bees.
Katty: -leaves to go to bee keeping place-
Affa: Here ya go Taelia -hands her nose hairs and toe clippings-
Anna: Why?
Affa: I wanted dares for everyone and I couldn't think of a personalized one for her so I just took something off the top of my head.
Taelia: -eats them and throws up- Ugh...
Affa: NINJA OUTFIT BE MINE!
Alana: Ya think she likes ninjas?
Anna: Well duh. What am I supposed to wear on Lyoko?
Affa: I don't know, improvise something. -puts on ninja outfit-
Katty: -coming back- Owowowowowowowowow! ...Why is Affa in Anna's ninja outfit?
Alana: It was her dare.
Affa: Oh Michael...
Michael: We're very good friends, that's it!
Affa: You're Williams descendant and yet you're acting like Ulrich, come on, it would make Alana really happy...
Michael: Alana...I love you.
Affa: No, say it like I typed it, with 4 o's
Michael: Fine, I loooove you Alana.
Alana: YAY! -hugs Michael-
Affa: Go on, walk into the ocean now.
Alana: -whimpers-
Morgan: What's wrong with her?
Affa: She thinks the ocean is like the digital sea.
Alana: mm hm, I'll be deleted!
Michael: No you won't, come on, let's go together.
Affa and Katty: Belch!
Kitten: Have you no sense of romance?
Affa and Katty: No.
Affa: Hey, aren't you dead Kitten
Kitten: Not any more.
Michael: OK, we're back.
Affa: OK. Zach, hand over all of your Subdigitals stuff.
Zach: -hands over a ridiculous amount of Subdigitals merchandise-
Affa: Zach I said ALL of it!
Zach: -gives Affa even more stuff-
Affa: OK, PRESENTS EVERYBODY! -eats ice cream- Um...I already did that one, next!
Morgan: YESSSSSS! With these weapons I will take over Earth!
Zim: NO! I will use those weapons so I can take over Earth! -Morgan and Zim fight over the weapons of mass destruction-
Affa: hehehehehehe...Here's your cream Katty.
Katty: WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE ME THIS WHEN I CAME BACK!
Affa: 'cause I'm evil, I thought we all understood that, just be glad I'm giving you this at all.
Katty: -mumbles while applying cream-
Taelia: -cries from nostalgia- I miss them so much!
Aelita: I'm right here, Taelia.
Taelia: YAY! -hugs her-
Anna: A mallet?
Affa: Yup.
Anna: O...kay...
Michael: -sings love song-
Alana: -hugs him and then wings grow- YAY! -flies around but then they disappear while she's over a volcano- AHHHHH! -magically comes back-
Zach: Uh...arrows are more my style, but I'll make sure this gets to my dad.
Affa: Great, oh Zimmy...
Zim: Please stop calling me that.
Affa: Aww, someone's just upset because he only got one lousy bomb from Morgan's stash.
Zim: -mumbles something- The next review is from Bunny Girl 127:
Kitten: i dare you kiss your dad on the lips
Zach: Shoot an apple off of Affa's head
Morgan: Have a vehicle race against Alana, Taelia and Micheal
Gifts
Kitten: some cookies
Zach: more arrows
Morgan: a trophy
Alana: Same as Morgan
Taelia: Same as Morgan
Micheal: Same as Morgan
Affa: A box of apples
Kitten: YAY! Cookies!
Affa: nuh uh, dare first.
Kitten: Fine, I'll kiss my dad, it's not that big a deal.
Affa: No, not when he's your dad, you'll be kissing teenage version of Odd.
Odd: -comes in- Hey, who's the hot babe?
Kitten: This is wrong in so many ways!
Affa: Too bad, you have to do it. Hee hee!
Kitten: -kisses Odd on the lips-
Odd: Whoa! -stumbles away-
Kitten: UGH! I feel so dirty.
Affa: Here are your cookies.
Kitten: -devours cookies like the Della-Robbia she is-
Affa: -places apple on head- Thank god for Zach's uncanny accuracy.
Zach: Yes, which means I could miss on purpose, after all you did tie up my girlfriend and put her in a cage.
Affa: But I can make sure the arrow hits the apple.
Zach: How?
Affa: Like this -typing: Zach shot the arrow and it hit the apple on Affa's head, square and true-
Affa: -looking at review- well let's see, Alana and Taelia don't use vehicles and Michael's never even been to Lyoko as of now. Alana use the Overwing, Michael the Overbike, and Taelia the Overboard.
Taelia, Alana, Michael: -have vehicle race-
Morgan: Who won?
Taelia: Me, unlike Odd, I don't waste my time showboating.
Affa: I would kill for the Overboard.
Everyone: -backs away slowly-
Zach: Arrows, cool!
Morgan: I get the others, they're for the race but why do I get a trophy?
Affa: BECAUSE YOU'RE AWESOME!
Morgan: True.
Affa: -munches on apples- ZIM!
Zim: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm on it. The next review is from Moonlitdaze.
Morgan: What is it like being the daughter of an evil sentient computer virus?
Dares
for Kitten-skate down a pyramid!
Morgan: Well...you don't have to worry about morals, nobody will make fun of you, cause you can just electrocute them, overall, it's pretty cool. And since he was a multi-agent program he always had time to spend with me.
Affa: Aw, how sweet.
Morgan: Shut Up!
Kitten: YES, I've always wanted to do that! But I can't do anything tied up in a cage.
Affa: Fine-releases her- You've been in there long enough.
Kitten: YAY! -skates down a pyramid several times- YAHOO!
Zim: Last review is from cupcakecutie.
Affa: Wow, you said it without me saying anything!
Katty: Um...I'm pretty sure that's a robot.
Zim: -off in some far away place- If I place the bomb just right I should be able too-
Affa: ZIM!
Zim: -comes rushing back- How did you see through my robot?
Affa: The robot's head fell off.
Zim: fine.
Okay here are some questions and dares...
Morgan & Kitten: If both of you started fighting and began beating each other up, which one of you would win?
Dare: Morgan & Kitten must fight each other so the question can truly be answered.
I'll try to think of more later... :)
Kitten: Me, I would defiantly win!
Morgan: Wanna bet?
Affa: Well it is the dare.
Kitten&Morgan: -fight it out on Lyoko-
Alana: Who won?
Morgan: Me of course! She had no chance.
Kitten: Shut up.
Affa: K, that's it for now, send in reviews with dares presents, questions, or anything else you wanna see happen, but no super inappropriatenessss (lookin at you thesqueekything, if you review this) I haven't decided if Zim will be my slave next time, but what the hey, send in who you think should be my slave as long as I've heard of them. And please give me a new studio, I don't wanna do this from a supplies closet. Bye.