Affa: Heeeeeyyyyyyyy people, this be CLOCI, and according to Charmed Antiques Momo shall be my slave FOREVA! MWAHAHAHA
Momo: -animal noises-
Affa: Ummmmm...Psychic!
Psychic: Yes?
Affa: Can you translate for Momo?
Psychic: No -walks away-
Affa: -sigh- Fine, I swiped this thing from Zim, let's see if it works... -sticks helmet thingy on Momo-
Momo: -now has a british accent- Why hello there ol chap would you like some tea and biscits?
Affa: STOP BEING SUCH A STEREOTYPE! -smacks Momo around- Just read the disclaimer.
Momo:...Code Lyoko is owned by MoonScoop, OCs are owned by Affa, I'm owned by...I'm not sure, the person who created Avatar.
Affa: Oh, I forgot, from last chapter, Zim is owned by...some guy.
Zim: I AM OWNED BY NO ONE, YOU HEAR ME, NOOOOOO ONNNNEEEEE!
Alana: Why do you keep making Zim pop in here?
Affa: heeheeheeheeheehee, cause it's fun. Read the first review.
Momo: The first review is from Moonlitdaze:
Dares for Morgan-
Give each one of the Lyoko warriors a friendly hug-WITHOUT trying to kill them.
Kiss teenage Odd for at lest ten seconds. (I got inspired from the last chapter.)
Forgive Ariel for the terrible dares she put you through.
Morgan: WHAT? Only dares for me?
Affa: -shrugs- That's what you get for being a bad guy, no matter how awesome you are.
Morgan: And-and...NO, I REFRUSE TO DO THESE THINGS!
Affa: Sorry, everyone has to do ALL their dares. HEY ROB, BRING OUT THE WARRIORS!
Michael: Rob?
Affa: My backstage guy, he's an intern.
Michael: Umm...that came out of nowhere, is he a new OC
Affa: Nope, he has nothing to do with Code Lyoko whatsoever, just an intern on this show.
Rob: Here they are. -brings in warriors-
Morgan: Ugh...I hate you all! -hugs all friendly except Jeremie-
I will NOT hug Jeremie! He killed XANA...
Affa: -Holds up electrical disruptor thingy that'll really hurt Morgan- Do it.
Morgan: -gives evil glare- Ugh...Jeremie, I'm being friendly and will not try to kill you, who wants a hug.
Jeremie: Not me.
Affa: Too bad! -pushes Morgan and Jeremie together, they hug but then Morgan takes out a poison dart and tries to push it into Jeremie's neck-
Hey!-slaps it out of her hand- I said no trying to kill, no, bad Morgan!
Affa: Okay, everyone leave except Odd.
Morgan: -tries to leave-
Affa: I meant the warriors! Come back here missy! You get to kiss Odd!
Morgan: Ugh!
Odd: Yeah, I feel the exact same way, I don't wanna kiss the chick who's trying to kill my good buddies!
Morgan: And I don't want kiss the guy that helped kill my dad!
Affa: hee hee hee hee. Too bad! Hey, Katty, Anna, want some popcorn?
Katty: YESSSSS!
Kitten: Katty, you sound like me.
Katty: I'm allowed to be exited for food, Kitten!
Affa: Hey, you missed it!
Katty&Kitten: Awwwww.
Ariel: -comes in- Ummm why am I here?
Affa: Morgan has to forgive you.
Ariel: Cool.
Morgan: I forgive you. But that won't stop me from finding you. Hear this Ariel. I WILL DESTROY YOU! -chases after her-
Momo: Hahahahahahahahaha! Hope ya brought running shoes, Ariel! Next up is Bunny Girl 127:
Dares
Morgan: Stay in a cage for five minute with the Jeremie from Affa's fanfic XANA!
Anna: Stay invisible for the rest of the chapter
Affa: Listen to an annoying song, at least five times
Kitten: Stand on your hands for the rest of the chapter
Gifts
Morgan: A remote to mute whoever you want
Anna: Some ninja weapons to go with your Lyoko avatar
Affa: MORE APPLES
Kitten: a plate of mashed potatoes
Affa: Hey Rob, could ya get Morgan back in here?
Rob: Sure thing.
Affa: Okay while we're waiting for her let's...wait, where'd Anna go?
Anna: I'm right in front of you.
Affa: Oh...uh, very good, and Kitten...
Kitten: On it. -tries to stand on her head, falls a few times, then get's it-
Rob: Got her. -drags Morgan in by the hair-
Morgan: HEY, watch the hair! Okay what do I have to do now?
Affa: Be locked up in a cage with Jeremie from XANA!
Morgan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Affa:YESSSSS !
Jeremie: XANAXANXANAXANAXANAXANA!
Affa: -Locks the two of them in a cage-
Jeremie:!
Affa: -throws tarp over the cage- Present time!
Kitten: YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR DARE!
Affa: Fine. -takes iPod and puts Hey Mickey on repeat, then tunes it out-
Anna: Um...I already have ninja weapons, ninja stars...
Affa: Well...here's a numb-chuck, a sword, ummmmm...some other stuff, and a hotplate.
Everyone: Huh?
Affa: Simpsons reference.
Everyone: Ohhh...
Affa: Anyway...cool, more apples, I don't want them every time but...wait, no, MOMO STAY BACK...AHHHHHHHHH!
Momo: -attacks me and eats apples-
Kitten: -attacks me and eats mashed potatoes- MASHED POTATOES ARE MY FAVORITEST! -goes crazy-
Zach: Is it just me or is she even more food obsessed than usual?
Affa: Yeah, ya know that Explorers of Darkness story I'm writing with you guys?
Zach: Yeah, what about it.
Affa: Mashed potatoes don't exist there, all she has to eat are berries and Apples and that sort of thing.
Katty: Affa, why do you insist on torturing all of us?
Affa: Whatever do you mean, Katty?
Katty: In here, and all of our individual stories for that matter. I mean I-
Affa: HEY, NO SPOILERS!
Katty: Fine. Morgan's dad died and her boyfriend hates her, Taelia's adopted parents are dead, Kitten and Zach-
Affa: STOP IT WITH THE SPOILERS!
Katty: OKAY ALREADY! And Alana's home was destroyed and she has no idea where her family is, and Michael has to deal with Biff every day!
Rob: Sorry to interrupt your rant, but it's been 5 minutes, and Affa you can stop listening to Hey Micky now.
Affa: What...oh, the song, didn't even notice it. -pulls off tarp, lets Morgan out, gets Jeremie cage away as quickly as possible- And here's you're mute button.
Morgan: I'll save this for later. -looks evilly at everyone in the room-
Momo: The last review is from Charmed Antiques:
Dares
Morgan: Listen to the Barney song for a long time (you can thank cupcake for my inspiration on this one)
Gifts
Affa: money to buy a new studio
Kitten: duck tape. go wild
Suggestion- I think Momo from Avatar should be your next servant.
Affa: -sets iPod for the Barney song and tapes buds to Morgan's ears-
Kitten: Why do you have the Barney song on your iPod?
Affa: Um...I...don't...know...
Morgan: EVERYONE WILL PAYYYYY, PAYYYYYY, AUGH, I HATE THIS SONGGGGG!
Affa: Here's your duck tape...
Kitten: YAHOOOOOOO! -goes wild an covers entire supplies closet and everyone in there (including herself) with duck tape-
Affa: YAY! MONEY! -looks around- And just in time too. I think I'll build it in NegaCarthage, since everyone's been so mean to Morgan today.
Morgan: -muffled screaming-
Affa: So that's that, send in what you want to see happen here, and the new stdio should be up by next chapter, peace! -tries to get out of duck tape but can't- ROB! GET ME OUTTA HERE!
Rob: -who is also wrapped in duck tape- HOW!