Affa: Okay, so only two reviews, that's ok but I usually like three or four when writing this, whatever. Also I saw this trailer for CL season five with new content...but I sent it to cupcake and she said the new stuff was from another show she'd watched...so that's what I get for getting my hopes up. -sigh- It isn't cupcakes fault though, I should have been more skeptical or asked CLU or something.
This is dedicated to my EXTREMELY awesome, bestest friend since Kindergarden since it was her bat mitzvah last Sunday. She inspired Anna Rose and she's the awesomest perso you could ever oipe to have as a best friend. Though we don't go to the same school anymore I try as best I can to see her often. And I miss seeing her every day...So a big HAPPY BAY MITZVAH to Anna Rose from the AwesomeFanFictionAuthor! I was gonna put her dedication in XANA! but I probably won't have time for that for a while. And my other real world friends out there, I love you guys to, Anna just got there first! ^_^
Oh, and I don't own CL, I do own OCs, yadda yadda yadda yadda...STORY TIME!
Affa: Yay! I just went to Anna's bat mitzvah!
Anna: Huh? It's not my bat mitzvah?
Affa: No, but it was the one of the person you're based on. Her name isn't Anna but I don't use peoples real names.
Anna: So does that mean I don't have to do my dares?
Affa: HAHAHAHAHAHA! No.
Affa: Hello people of Lyoko and beyond, I am the AwesomeFanFictionAuthor and this is CLOCI coming live to you from my brand new studio in NegaCarthage. And since we're all in our Lyoko forms, if anyone gives me any trouble -holds up laser rifle-
Michael: Um, Affa...
Affa: Yes?
Michael: You never gave me a Lyoko outfit, Lyoko was destroyed before I knew it was real.
Affa: Yeah, well I don't know how a lot of you characters Lyoko outfits look, does it really matter?
Everyone: I guess not...
Affa: Okay, so nobody suggested a slave so I have to think of one myself, or ya know what, ROB!
Rob: Yeah?
Affa: You're gonna be my default slave from now on, if no one suggests anything it'll be you.
Rob: I'm already your slave, it was in the intern job description see -shows me- right here, slave.
Affa: Oh...okay then, read the first review!
Rob: The first review is from Bunny Girl 127:
Dares
Kitten: Don't be food obsessed for the rest of the chapter.
Micheal: dye your hair purple (it'll stay like that until the next chapter)
Morgan: Use the mute remote from last chapter to mute Katty for the rest of the chapter.
Gifts
Kitten: a new skateboard
Micheal: a pet manta
Morgan: a ninja sword
Affa: decorations for the new studio
Kitten: -who is still eating the mashed potatoes from last time- Wh-what did Rob say?
Affa: Don't be food obsessed for the rest of the chapter.
Kitten: B-b-but, my love of food is genetic! I don't think it's possible for me NOT to be food obsessed!
Affa: Hm...Then I guess we'll just have to lock you in the Tower.
Kitten: WHAT!
Affa: -Locks her in the Tower- Rob do we have any purple hair dye?
Rob: No, but I can go get some of Odd's.
Affa: Really, I was thinking more of a dark purple for Michael.
Rob: Well sorry, but if you know a place that sells dark purple hair dye at this hour!
Affa: FINE! GO GET ODD'S!
Rob: Will do.
Affa: Humph...okay, says you gotta use the mute button on Katty, Morgan.
Morgan: -smiles- Okay.
Katty: What, I haven't said anything all chapter! What did I-...
Morgan: Hey, it works!
Katty:...!
Alana: Seriously, what'd Katty do to get muted?
Affa: I don't know. Ask Bunny, she's the one who gave Morgan the dare.
Alana: Bunny, why did you-
Affa: Alana,
Alana: Yeah?
Affa: Bunny isn't here.
Alana: Oh.
Zach: Hey, what's taking Rob so long?
-in Odd's room-
Rob: Come on Odd, we need it for the show!
Odd: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY HAIR DYE!
Rob: Give me the hair dye Odd!
Odd: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
-cell rings-
Rob: Hello?
Affa: Hey, we can hear Odd all the way from wherever the heck NegaCarthage is anyway, need some help?
Rob: Yeah.
Affa: Oh Kenny...
(Kenny translates, shoots Odd repeatedly until Odd lets go of the hair dye, Rob picks it up and goes back to the studio)
Affa: K Michael, you want to do this the easy way or the fun way.
Michael: Fun for me...or fun for you?
Affa: Fun for me, duh! -ties up Michael and hangs him over a volcano of purple hair dye- MWAHAHAHAHA!
Alana: Why are you being so mean to Michael?
Affa: Because it's funny, loosen up, he isn't hurt. -drops Michael into the dye-
Alana: MICHAEL!
Michael: -Gets out of dye but his whole body is purple- I'm...fine...
Affa: And here's your new pet Manta!
Michael: O...kay...cool!
Affa: And now we have a skateboard for Kitten. -goes into Tower-
Kitten: Lemme outta here!
Affa: Hm...NO! But Bunny got you a skateboard.
Kitten: YAY! SKATEBOARD! We'll show them, skatey, WE'LL SHOW THEM ALL!
Affa: Um...I'm gonna leave now...
Kitten: No! Don't leave me in here all alone!
Affa: Bye.
Kitten: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!...I'm so lonely...
Affa: OK guys, I'm back and...OK WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP GIVING MORGAN WEAPONS!
Morgan: Because they love me, I don't know if you've noticed, but my story is more popular than any of the other OC's!
Affa: -rolls eyes- Whatever, here's you're ninja sword.
Morgan: Hey, what is my weapon on Lyoko? It's never really been established.
Affa: Oh...Hey, you're right, I never wrote it! OK, Morgan you have this energy jabby thing with two fingers, sorta pressure pointy I guess...
Morgan: Oh, okay, neat! I'm gonna have fun with this! -goes off to use her sword and ability on people who really haven't done anything to her-
Affa: And lastly...Ooooo, decorations! ROB!
Rob: Yeah?
Affa: Put up these decorations!
Rob: What are they?
Affa: Those huge sticker things you put on the wall of Code Lyoko pictures!
Katty:...
Affa: What was that?
Katty:...!
Anna: She's muted, remember?
Affa: Oh, I'm sure she's not saying anything important...
Rob: FIRE!
Everyone: AHHHHHHHH! -runs away-
Alana: Um...How is there fire on a Replika?
Affa: How the heck should I know? Things don't have to make sense around here! -balloons rain from the sky and the entire population of Kadic appears and starts partying- See?
-a few minutes later-
Rob: OK, the fire's out and the decor is up.
Affa: Cool! Next review!
Rob: From, oooo, a newbie to reviewing your stories, WingedHero540:
roflmao!
Dares
Morgan: Read the ENTIRE Twilight Saga (just reading the first book is torture enough!)
Anna: Watch Tellatubies (SP?) for five hours.
Kitten: Watch Plan 9 from Outer Space (one of the worst movies ever!)
Gifts
Everyone: Tickets to see Vampires Suck
Affa: MORGAN! YOU HAVE A DARE!
Morgan: Awww...I was having fun...
Affa: No offense but your fun isn't exactly good for humanity.
Morgan: No offense but I really don't care about humanity.
Affa: OK...says you have to read the entire Twilight Saga.
Morgan: Let me at it.
-2.5 seconds of pure torture later-
Morgan: …..Done.
Anna: Really, that fast?
Morgan: I'm a computer program, what do you expect?
Affa: ANNA! TELETUBIES!
Anna: Aww...I hateses it!
Affa: Well you should have thought of that before you became my OC.
Anna: What do you mean? I didn't have a choice!
Affa: Yeah, you're right...Oh well!
Anna: -goes to watch her Tellitubie marathon-
Affa: -brings up one of those interfacy things inside the towers that connects with the one Kitten is in- Hey Kitten!
Kitten:...That's right skatey, we'll show them all what it feels like to be taken away from what's special to you! We'll take away what's special to them!
Affa: Uh...Kitten...you still on that?
Kitten: Huh?...Affa?
Affa: Yep. That's what I is called.
Kitten: GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWER!
Affa: Sorry, can't. But I do have an in flight movie for ya.
Kitten: Really? What? Something with Dr. Shrank?
Affa: Uh...no. First, isn't Dr. Shrank a show not a movie? And second, you're into Dr. Shrank?
Kitten: It's your story Affa, it's your story.
Affa: ….Right. Kitten, you'll be watching Plan 9 from Outer Space and I was told that it was one of the worst movies ever. -shrug- Enjoy!
-starts movie, as soon as it starts you can hear Kitten screaming even though she's locked in a Tower halfway across the sector-
Kitten: AAAAAAAAAAAHH!
Katty: -rolls eyes-...
Michael: It can't be that bad can it?
Affa: Apparently it is.
-5 hours later-
Affa: OK LET'S GET EVERYONE AND GO SEE VAMPIRES SUCK!
Everyone: HOORAY!
Affa: Thanks, I REALLY wanted to see this!
-sees movie-
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Katty:...!
Morgan: It's true! Twilight sucks SOOOOOO bad! (sorry to any Twilight fans reading this I'm not trying to offend you or anything)
Alana: ….I don't get this part...
Kitten: Don't worry...we'll explain later.
Michael: Hey! I need more popcorn!
Affa: Get it yourself! I'm watching.
Rob: Ahem! Did someone forget me?
Affa: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just sit down and, uh...feed me CANDY!
Rob: Aw...come on...
Zach: I LOVE this.
Affa: Haha, I know, right! K, that's all for now. Join us next time on CLOCI and REVIEW with...well whatever you want my OCs to do. Anything at all (as long as it stays rated T)! And I don't think Rob wants to be my slave forever so, think of someone else. Bye! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS SUCH A GREAT MOVIE!
You heard Affa, REVIEW! BE TORTUROUS TO MY OCs, THEY DESERVE IT!
Alana: What'd we do?
Affa: Nothing my dear Alana, it's just fun!