I'm back with this! I don't own the canon stuff, but I own most of what's here! Thanks to all those who review!
Kitten: And then the platypus says YOUR MOM!
Affa: Um….are you getting jokes from your dad? Kitten: Yeah, why?
Affa: Well please stop, his jokes suck!
Kitten: -gives the look-
Affa: Well, welcome all to CLOCI! And yeah it's been a while since I updated…So, thanks to Moonlitdaze I have three slaves to choose from. Zuko, Toph, or Azula. Hm…Toph, I choose you!
Kitten: What is this, pokemon?
Affa: Haha! You would know lil Skitty! So Toph, read the disclaimer!
Toph: -glares at Affa-
Affa: Well, go on…
Toph: SERIOUSLY! I CAN'T READ GENIUS! BLIND REMEMBER?
Affa:…Oh yeah…Well then Zuko it is!
Zuko: WHAT!
Affa: Yup, this outta be entertaining! Read el disclaimero!
Zuko: No!
Affa: Yup!
Zuko: No!
Affa: I'm the author, you're the character, now GO!
Zuko: -cursing under breath- Affa doesn't own Code Lyoko or Avatar…
Affa: Good fire prince, have a cookie.
Zuko: -throws cookie at Affa- The first review is from Cupcake Cutie:
dares:
Alana- I send Rosie after you
Kitten- must be locked in a room with my friend's evil cat that likes to
attack people
Morgan- you must play with elmo from seasame street
And for the suggestions for the speech, I think I might follow your
suggestion and dress up like Mel. This shall be interesting...
Rosie: Oh hi! This is soooo exiting! I've never been in this story before! Ooo this place is so cool! The posters and stuff you got up and this place is so bulgy! And who's Alana, Cupcake said I was supposed to meet her and talk and stuff! Is that her?
Kitten: No, I'm Kitten, Alana's over there.
Rosie: Oh hi Alana! I love your pink hair, how'd you get it like that?
Alana: Um...well-
Rosie: Ya know you remind me of a friend of mine, Aelita Stones, ya know her? Man, you two must go through sooooo much hair die to get it to stay like that permanently! Are you like an anime freak and that's why you dye your hair pink? Cause there's lots of girls in anime with pink hair, like Lucy and Nana and Sakura and Yuchiru and Hanyu and Mariko! I just love anime! And-
Alana: NOOOOO! WHY HAVE I BEEN CURSED WITH THIS PERSON! WHAT HAVE I DONE WRONG!
Affa: Nothing, everyone gets their share of torture whether you're the nicest -gestures to Alana- or the most evil. -gestures to Morgan- Okay Rosie, while your here, Cupcake keeps giving the spoiler that you aren't just an irritating loud mouth that everyone thinks you are. So what's up with that?
Rosie:...
Affa: Your not leaving until you tell me.
Rosie: CUPCAKE SHE WANTS TO KNOW THE SPOILER!
Cupcake: NO, BAD AFFA! NO SPOILERS FOR YOU! -hits Affa with frying pan and sneaks out of studio-
Affa: R-r-r-rob...
Rob: Right, so Kitten, meet cupecake's friend's insane cat!
Kitten: What the-
Cat: HISSSSSSS -jumps on Kitten and starts clawing at her-
Kitten: LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M ONE OF YOU!
Cat: MMMMMMEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWW! -scratch-
Rob: Morgan, Elmo wants to play with you.
Morgan:YAYAYAYAYAYAY! I love Elmo! Come on, let's sing the alphabet song forever! WOOOOOO!
Rob:...I don't think any of us saw that coming...
Affa: Okay, I'm- wait, is Morgan dancing around with Elmo...? If you need me I'll be sleeping in my room and trying not to hallucinate. -faints-
Rob: Alright but I'm not doing the next review! That's Zuko's job!
Zuko: I hate you people.
Rob: Yeah, I hate working for her too but we're both stuck for it so might as well not sulk or whatever. Read the next review.
Zuko: Fine, it's from...percyjacsonlover123.
Affa: -magically recovers- Ooo, Pjs, this outta be good!
Zuko:
not very torturous! NEED MORE TORTURE!
Affa: THAT'S IT! I expect better from you pjs! Maybe if we got Squeeky here, SHE would know how to bring on the torture! If ya want more torture send some in yourself. Just sayin' don't take it as me being mad or anything. Next review.
Zuko: Rawr! It's from Moonlitdaze:
Gifts:
Hmmmm-
Ten bucks for everyone and a hug from me. (Don't know why I though of that one)
Affa: Even MORE gifts for the new studio! :)!
Morgan: A Hoops and Yoyo card (look them up if you haven't heard of them, they're hilarious)
Kitten: Beef Jerky!
Micheal: A pen-for randomosity's sake. (sorry, it doesn't turn into a sword!)
Anna: an extra hug fro huginess's sake!
(Maya: Forgive Ariel, she's in a weird mood these days. The upcoming doom of school is getting to her!
Ariel: Maya, I am NOT, shut up and let me be generous!)
Alana: A scroll on which is written The meaning of life (sorry only you will be able to read it and if you tell anyone you will be cursed. No pressure...)
Moonlit: -magically appears dressed as Ariel- HUGGGGS!
Everyone else: TEN BUCKS!
Moonlit: -Gives death hugs and disappears-
Affa: Woooo! Decorations! Zuko, you gots to put them up!
Zuko: This is demeaning!
Affa: Aw, too bad for you. MORGAN YOU GOTS A PRESENT!
Morgan: BUT I'M PLAYING WITH ELLLMMMOOO!
Affa:...Oh wow, I wasn't hallucinating...? Come on Morgan, it's a Hoops and Yoyo card which I had to look up but from the google image results I came up with I don't get why it's so hysterical, which according to Moonlit, it is.
Morgan: Eh, you keep it, Elmo and I were just about to start building the biggest block tower EVER!
Katty: So why aren't we recording this for youtube again?
Affa: Good point, Zuko, set it up.
Zuko: I've never seen anything like this and I don't know how to use it.
Affa: Fine, Rob, you set it up.
Rob: -sigh- On it.
-beef jerky appears-
Kitten: WOOOOOOOOO! BEEF JERKY! -eats it in a frenzy-
Odd: NOOOOOOOOOO! MY JERKY!
Affa: Odd! You're not supposed to be here unless you're a part of a dare, get out!
Odd: Fine, Jeez!
Affa: And here's your, uh, random worthless pen...
Michael: -uncaps pen- And nothing happens, why did I get this?
Affa: How should I know? Also you can't get rid of it!
Michael: -throws pen- I can so get rid of it! -pen flies back and hits Michael in the head-
Affa: Told you. Oh, Moonlit has to come back to give Anna an extra hug.
Moonlit: Hey guys, I'm back! -death hugs Anna-
Anna: OWWW! I'm still sore from the last hug...
Moonlit: And here's your scroll Alana. -goes away-
Alana: -reads it- Oh! So that's the meaning of life! I don't know if I should be happy or depressed for everyone.
Affa: Way to be specific Alana, come on, I wanna know!
Alana: No, I don't want you to be cursed.
Ulrich: I do, and I know a bunch of others that agree with me.
Affa: GET OUT OF HERE ULRICH! Rob, why do you keep letting the canons in?
Rob: I'm putting up decorations, I can't do EVERYTHING at once!
Jeremie: XXXXAAAAAAANNNNNNAAAAA! -swings around baseball bat-
Affa: ROB!
Rob: SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!
Everyone:...
Jeremie: Xana?
Affa: -takes Jeremie's bat and hits all canons in the room, knocking them out- Okay, this is it for this chapter. Don't forget to send in the stuff you want to see happen.
1. I really hope I did a good job representing Rosie! Watcha think Cupcake?
2. Special thanks to Lizzie for the names of anime girls with pink hair!
3. Sorry if I was OOC for Zuko or other people, Avatar isn't my strongest show and I haven't seen it in a while.
4. Got to my rp forum, go, right now. The more the merrier!
5. as always, review