I am DONE with finals. Until next semester, at least.

Here is the next chapter.

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The Situation That's Not From Jersey Shore

Harry stepped into the blinding sun light of Fairplay, Colorado. Snow was everywhere and it was freezing outside. Just like on that TV show South Park.

Now that he was in Fairplay, all he had to do was find a way to get to the portal that could take him into the South Park universe. There was also a way to get here through Fan Fiction, but this way held fewer risks and would hopefully involve fewer Mary- Sue encounters.

Aha! Back there in that alley way he could see a strange glow coming from the dumpster. Perfect! That had to be the portal.

Harry leapt on top of the dumpster and prepared to jump in, when an elderly man walked by.

"Eh, um, Hello." Said Harry awkwardly as he attempted to act normal and smiled

The man gave him a weird look.

Harry increased his smile and choked out "Lovely weather we're having, isn't it?" in yet another attempt to seem not crazy.

"Crazy British teenagers!" mumbled the old man, as he walked away shaking his head.

Harry glared after the man. How dare he call him crazy?

Although, now that Harry though about it, he probably would have thought himself crazy too, seeing as he was about to jump into a dumpster.

Harry jumped and felt himself hit the trash. Crap!

First of all, the portal didn't seem to have worked. He should be in South Park by now.

Second of all, it actually did smell like crap in there.

He looked up and out of the dumpster. He looked around to the free way and saw the sign.

"Twenty Miles to Middle Park." He read

There was no Middle Park in the real world. It had worked!

"Gahh! G-G- Get away from me! What if you're trying to kidnap me! Or work for the gnomes!" shouted a small blonde boy with messy hair as he ran away from a badly written teenage girl that was chasing him and looking like a child molester.

"But Tweek, what about the baby?" she screeched

"GAH! I don't know you! Go away!" screamed Tweek

Harry knew that he had to do something to help this poor boy to escape these terrible Mary- Sues.

"Hey, you child molester, leave him alone. Seriously, how many times does he have to tell you that he doesn't know you?" said Harry

"Well, my name is Nickie Mash and I was created by "The Secret's Lie" formerly known as "Tweek's girlfriend". My parents died in a car crash, so now I live with my cousins, Stan and Shelley and I have long ebony black raven-"

"Die, Sue, DIE!" screamed Harry as he blasted her with a curse from his wand.

The anti sue curse was a bit of new technology invented by the Ministry of Mary- Sues Should Be Destroyed. No one was really sure what exactly happened to a Mary- Sue after she was hit; only that she disappeared for the time being.

"Hey, are you okay?" asked Harry to Tweek, who was shaking even more than normal.

"Gah! You work for the Gnomes, don't you? Gah!" screamed Tweek

"Um, sure?" asked a very confused Harry

"GAH!" yelled Tweek as he ran away

"Oh, great, I bet this guy is here to try and get a date with Butters, or something." Said a small boy with a blue hat behind him.

"Wait, Stan, Kyle?" gasped Harry

"Great, and he knows our names too. No, we are not gay. We are NINE. And Stan even has a girlfriend. Seriously, you guys are worse than Cartman." Muttered an exasperated Kyle as he threw his hands up in the air sometimes singing "Ay-o, baby let go"

"What, why is the author talking about "Dynamite" right now? This is super cereal." Said Al Gore, who had been across the street taping up signs to help warn people about man- bear- pig and how dangerous he was

"No, no, I'm Harry Potter and I really need your help."

"Oh great! Last time we helped out a bunch of imaginary characters I almost had to suck Cartman's balls." Said Kyle

"Look, could you guys please just tell me how you guys deal with your Mary-Sue problems? We are having a lot of issues with them back at home and it seems that you guys have quite a few of them as well. I was just wondering if there was any advice you could give us on how to deal with them?" asked Harry desperately

"Look, we don't even know, okay? That spell you did worked, didn't it? Why not just use that on all of them?" asked Stan

"No, that spell can cause great damage to the space time continuum. If we use it too much, its effectiveness could begin to deteriorate and then all of the Mary Sues could return in greater power and numbers than ever before." Explained Harry

"Great." Muttered Kyle sarcastically

"Hey, do you guys have a way to get rid of all of those annoying Slash writers?" asked Stan curiously

"No, why? All we specialize in are Mary- Sue problems." Said Harry

"Because, if it's not a "Submit you OC story", it's a "Stan left Wendy so that he could be with Kyle" story! Or a "Tweek and Craig run away together" story! Don't you see how this is so annoying? It's either Slash or OC! How many times must we explain this? We are NINE, not gay!" screamed Stan

"Yeah, well, Butters could swing either way, you know." Muttered Kyle

"Oh, don't tell me you actually like falling in love with Cartman or Kenny or I! I'm your best friend, I know how much you hate it!" yelled Stan

"There seems to be a lot of shit going on around here." Said Harry

"Oh, you had better believe it. We're getting an all out OC vs. Slash war started here. This author called "The Truth's Lie" has even started a story just to make fun of "The Secret's Lie" and her stories." Explained Kyle

"Holy shit. You guys have it way worse than we do." gasped Harry

"Oh, yeah. So, if you ever find a way to just get rid of Slash (until we actually find out our sexual orientation) and Submit you OC stories, can you please let us know?" said Stan

"For sure. Now, I'm not trying to be rude or anything but can i../"

"Just go." Said Stan and Kyle

Back at Hogwarts, things had been slowly going from bad to worse.

Now, however, Harry, Ron, and Draco needed to get back now more than ever.

Because now, the biggest threat to hummanity, mother earth, and probably the reason why any aliens have been avoiding us, had been resurrected.

And no, it was not Hitler.

It was worse.

"Haa, im bac u stuupiod prepz!"

"NOOOOOOO!"

The true plot is starting to develop now.

Please, review. They are greatly appreciated.

Oh, if any of you have ever seen a "Rachel's Challenge" program, the program came to our school again last week. Rachel's Challenge is an organization started by the family of the first Columbine victim, Rachel Scott. It has been featured in thousands of high schools in America and in six other countries. This year, we had her dad talk to us, which was even more heart wrenching than her brother. So, here is something for all of you "Copy and Pasters" to use. Please, pass this one on.

Rachel Scott was the first of over thirty victims of the Columbine massacre in 1999. The shooting left twelve students and one teacher dead, and over twenty others wounded. Rachel was well known for her kindness and compassion. Just a few weeks before the shooting, she wrote an essay on her ethics. It said "I have this theory that if one person can go out of their way to show compassion then it will start a chain reaction of the same." Rachel's challenge is an amazing program that personally brought me to tears. It stresses the impact one action can make and the importance of compassion. Please, copy and paste this into your profile to help bring some compassion and kindness to the world.

The official "Rachels Challenge" site is rachels challenge. Org (no spaces).

Anyways, please pass that on (on your profile or otherwise) and don't forget to review.