Hi, I'm sorry about not updating for a while, but my brother recently was on leave from the army, so I was spending as much time with him as possible, which meant that the story had to take a bit of a back seat.

Anyways, here is the next chapter. Hopefully I will be able to update a bit more frequently from now on.

Island of Lost Sues

"The beast, it's the beast! Run for your life! It's coming!" screamed a young little boy as he ran up the beach towards castle rock where Jack and his tribe sat

"What? Who?" demanded Jack as he stood up to face the boy

"it's another one of those stupid girls that keep showing up in the forest. They all either ask for you, Ralph, or Simon. What do you think they want?" asked the frightened young boy as he almost started to cry hysterically

"No, the real question is where they are coming from. That's what we ought to find out." Declared Jack

"Oh no, what if they're working for the beast?" gasped Samneric

"Why would the beast have weird girls working for him?" asked Maurice

"Wait! What if they're the beast?" gasped a young boy near the back of the group

"Then we must kill them." Declared Jack solemnly

"Hey, we did pretty good, you guys." Declared Ron happily as he, Harry, and Draco headed back to the portal that would hopefully take them all back to Hogwarts

"Yeah, we sure did. Hey, maybe we can even be friends back at school, Draco." Offered Harry

"Don't be ridiculous, Potter. I don't hang around gingers, half bloods, the chosen ones, or blood traitors." Declared Draco snootily

"Hey, I'm not a ginger!" gasped Harry

"Yes, but weasel be is." Pointed out Draco

Unfortunately, no one present could argue with Draco's logic.

"Hey, so how did you guys get rid of your Sues?" asked Ron

"Um… just a lot of hard work, effort, and luck." Said Harry uncomfortably

"Yeah, lots of hard work and stuff. What about you?" asked Draco who was also looking very uncomfortable

"Oh, I got lucky and mine was killed in a race riot." Said Ron

Neither Harry, nor Draco was planning on mentioning the fact that they had both used the experimental spell on their Sues. Besides, what was the worst that could possibly happen to the universe? It wasn't like all of the Sues just got sent to some random island out in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and then returned to the Harry Potter universe when the island got too full. Right?

"AAAAHHHHHHHH!" screamed Marissay Ablimalberget Suella, as she appeared out of thin air above some random island out in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and began to plummet quickly towards the dense jungle below

She quickly did a mid air flip (she had been proclaimed a natural when she was training to be a samurai ninja in Japan last year) and landed gracefully on the plant covered ground below her. She took in a long look around her. Thankfully, she had her Boy Scout's tracking badge.

Just as she was getting close to the ocean, she heard the sounds of a fight.

She ran up to the clearing and saw two teen age girls grabbing each other's hair and clawing at the other.

"oh my God, I cant believe that you, of all people, are trying to steal MY boyfriend! That is so un cool, dude! Oh my God! You little back stabbing bitch!" squealed the first of the two girls, who seemed to be wearing a royal looking dress

"No way, Jack, you bitch! Jack was mine first. He totally chose me!" screeched the other, who seemed to have dyed her hair black in a stupid looking attempt to look Asian, and the look was complete with a Japanese looking sword and a kimono

"Urhg, that's what you think!" squealed the first

"Wait, what on earth are you two doing?" asked Marissay Ablimalberget Suella as she approached the two fighting grils

"We're fighting over the leader of the first tribe, Jack." Explained the two girls

"What? Thar's ridiculous, Jack is mine!" screamed Marissay Ablimalberget Suella, as she leapt towards the two man stealing idiots

"Wait, so that stupid fallen angel, Poppy Ashes, is back along with Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way? Are you serious, Neville? They are both back?" asked an aghast Dumbledore as he paced around his office in thought

"yes, sir, they both are." Began Neville, but the door swung open and a terrified looking Oliver Wood came stumbling in

"Wood! What on earth are you doing here? You graduated years ago!" barked an extremely confused Dumbledore as he stopped his pacing in bewilderment

"Yes, yes, I know that I graduated, sir. It turns out that there's some supper obsessed Oliver Wood fan out there that decided I should come back to Hogwarts and be the Hogwarts champion in the Triwizard tournament, or something. I'm not really all that sure what they were talking about since the story was mostly in chat speak, but that's why I'm here." Explained Oliver Wood hastily

"So, what are you doing in my office? I'm in the middle of something very important right now." Scolded Dumbledore

"Um, well, there's some new Mary- Sue girl down stairs asking why her dad was arrested and where Fred Weasley is." Said Oliver

"Oh, crap! Not her again too!" cursed Dumbledore

"What do you mean by that, Dumbledore?" asked Oliver

"Well, there have been a lot of Mary Sues in the Harry Potter universe lately. There has also been an alarming rise in Out Of Characterness, lack of canon, and chat speak. Harry, Ron, and Draco were thought to be the only ones that could save us, but it seems that the prophecy was wrong." Stated Dumbledore gravely

"hey, who are all of those girls over there?" asked Draco, as the three boys entered King's Cross station

"I don't know, but they sure do look hot. Their hair sparkles like diamonds in the moon light. Their hair looks like the finest silk from China; it could even put the Queen of Sheba to shame. Their eyes are like pools that peer all the way into the very deepest depths of their souls. They seem to tell the stories of a thousand tragic endings and the most bitter sweet victories one could ever imagine. I could stare into their eyes all day, and their lips are so…" began Harry

"Oh, crap! Why are there still Mary Sues? I thought we got rid of them all? Or I at least thought we had gotten rid of these ones." gasped Ron

"What happened?" asked Draco

"Wait, so every time some body uses the anti Sue spells, the Sues will all get transported to some random island out in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? That's what it does? If it does that, then why are they still coming? And why are some of them coming back?" asked Oliver Wood

"You see, the Island of Lost Sues can only hold so many. Eventually people start bringing back the old ones that used to be on the site because it's too hard for them to be original. Let's face it, almost all Mary Sues are the same. They're either goth or super preppy or something. Seriously, with out their pointlessly long and stupid names, we would never be able to tell them apart." Explained Dumbledore

"Wait, what do we have to do with this?" asked Neville

"Well, it seems that Harry, Ron, and Draco have all failed us and that the author of this story feels like giving some background characters a chance at the lime light. You see, you two, along with Ernie Macmillan, will be traveling to the Island of Lost Sues." Explained Dumbledore

"Yeah, but what if they all try and love us to death too?" asked Oliver

"Oh, we don't have to worry about that will all of you. You see, since you are all background characters, less people want to be with you, so that means less self inserts, and therefore, fewer Mary- Sues for you to deal with." Explained Professor Dumbledore

"Yes, but…" began Neville

"Look, the three of you are going, whether you like it or not, okay? Now, I'm about to go get Ernie, and when I come back, the two of you had better have gotten it through you thick skulls that you are going to go to the Island of Lost Sues and you are going to save the world and you are going to like it! Have I made myself clear boys?" snapped Dumbledore

"Yes sir!" whispered both Neville and Oliver nervously

They sure hoped that this would work.

Well, there's the new chapter.

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