Affa: Hi people! Let's see, fuzzy pajama pants, old t shirt, perfect writing outfit!
Zach: Don'tcha think you're a bit under dressed, Affa?
Affa: No, you're all over dressed. -sticks tongue out- Rob, disclaimer.
Rob: No, I look ridiculous!
Affa: NOW ROB!
Rob: -comes out in a bear/fish suit-
Everyone: -stifles laughter-
Rob:...shut...up...-holds up bazooka-
Affa: -snaps-
Bazooka: -turns into teddy bear-
Everyone: -laughs some more at Rob's ridiculousness-
Rob: AFFA DOESN'T OWN CODE LYOKO, ONLY HER CHARACTERS AND SETS! -stalks off and pouts-
Affa: Now I'm going to do this review first because if I don't I'll forget it. This review is from Donald who isn't on this site but wanted to review all the same:
Great story so far... And I have a few dares I guess... Morgon: spend a chapter in a locked room with the Jeremie from XANA! Talea: Fight to the death with Kitten Gifts: Morgon gets an unsharpened Pencil. Kitten gets a cake. Affa gets a Spear. Jeremie gets a baseball bat.
Affa: Morgan, you have other things to do this chapter so you get to do your dare next chapter.
Morgan: YAYAY! I hate that guy!
Jeremie: XANA!
Affa: No Jeremie, that's Morgan. And we don't need you right now.
Jeremie: -falls into trap floor- XAAAAAANNNaaaaaa...
Taelia: OMG SOMEONE ACTUALLY REMEMBERED ME! -hugs Donald- Okay, let's get it on!
Kitten: BRING IT! -throws explosive-
Taelia: -walks away from explosive in slow motion- Cool people don't look at explosions.
Kitten: -staring at explosion- Are you trying to tell me something, Taelia? -breaks out the claws-
Taelia: Yes, yes I am. -breaks out the electricity-
Affa: Okay, fight this out in the pentagon, we'll check back on you in a bit. Morgan, here's your, um...unsharpened pencil...?
Morgan:...?
Affa: Yeah, I really don't know...
Morgan: -throws it away- What happened to everyone giving me weapons?
Affa: I don't know but it's fun to make candy canes into lethal weapons, isn't it?
Anna: And that has what to do with anything?
Affa: Nothing, I just think it's neat. Moving on, since Kitten is still fight, I-
Kitten: NOOOOOO -takes cake from Affa, eats it, and runs back to fight-
Affa:...well...moving on...-gets spear- FEAR ME I HAVE A POINTY OBJECT! PLUS I JUST HAD A MILKSHAKE!
Everyone: O.O RUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN!
Affa: HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE -hyper attack-
William: -impales on spear then comes back to life- Can I leave now?
Affa: -calms down- Yeah sure.
William: -leaves-
Affa: Where was I? -looks at review- Oh god, not that!
Morgan: Says it in the review, it's gotta be done.
Affa: -sighs- OH JEREMIE!
Jeremie: What, I was busy making Odd's head explode with my nonsensical Einstein speak. I was talking about the process of solving nonlinear equations in accordance with-
Affa: -gives him baseball bat- Xana possessed you.
Jeremie: XAANA! -beats self to a pulp-
Affa: -giggles and takes baseball bat from pulpy Jer- Now I have a baseball bat, AND a pointy object! And, less exiting but very important, the next review which is from Teen-Lyokofan7777:
*Reads it and* HAHA! Crazy...
Hm...
I dare everyone to get on that same bus in CH6 but this time the kids that sang that annoying song are singing everyone's favorite songs (WARNING: Could get garbled). How long? Hm...20 minutes. I'm merciful when I do dares.
PRIZES IF DID:
Affa: a prop from my recently updated story (Return to the Past, NOW!) Any prop will do (Stipulations: the supercomputer stays with the story (Sorry).) And that's it.
Kitten: A cookie (your choice of flavor)
Rob: A CD of your choice
Anna: A copy of Maximum Ride if you are interested.
Morgan: A gamestation of your choice.
Taelia: An iPod.
Affa: Yes, this is crazy, I know it. Now everyone on the bus!
Rob: NO! I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE IN THIS THING!
Affa: You're STILL in that bear/fish suit? Can't you take it off?
Rob:...the zipper's stuck...
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Rob: Let's just get this over with...-gets on bus, everyone follows-
-So many different songs play you can't distinguish one from the other-
Alana: Does anyone hear the Elmo song?
Katty: Yeah, I wonder who's favorite song that is?
Michael: It isn't mine.
Alana: I would hope not.
Everyone: -looks at Morgan-
Morgan: -singing softly- Lalalala lalalala elmo's world...What are you looking at, it's not me if that's what you think!
Affa: Yeah Morgan, suuuurrrreee it's not.
Morgan: Shuttup...
-20 minutes later-
Rob: bye! -goes back to his corner of shame-
Affa: Okay, any prop I want, huh...OVERBOARD BE MIIIINNNNEEE! -Overboard appears- YAY! -huggles Overboard then tries to fly it but crashes-
Kitten: Hahhahaha! Let me show you how it's done! -does fantastic tricks on Overboard- See, easy.
Affa: -slaps Kitten and gives her a cookie-
Kitten: CHOCOLATE CHIP! -attacks cookie-
Rob: Sweet, a CD, what's on it?
Affa: Blueprints for a doomsday device.
Rob: Really. Yes, beware people who made fun of the bear fish suit, soon-
Affa: Rob.
Rob: Yeah?
Affa: I was kidding, there's nothing on the CD.
Rob: Crud...
Affa: Anna, here's Maximum Ride.
Anna: Coolio. -reads-
Morgan: -plays Modern Warfare on her game station thingy- DIE PEOPLE, DIIIIIIEEEEE!
Taelia: -tunes everything out- Next?
Affa: Erik-Silver
...(Insert Laughing) this is hilarious! Hmm...
I only really have one dare for Morgan, mainly because it's all I can really think of.
Morgan: Enter a world filled with rainbows, unicorns, balloons, lollipops etc and frolic with the wood elves and eat shining tacos
I felt a little weird typing that...
Oh well, update soon Affa!
Affa: This is my kind of dare!
Katty: Really, I thought you like explosions and pies and the like.
Affa: Yeah but shining tacos, that's fun!
Katty: -rolls eyes-
Morgan: -goes to the magical world-
Affa: -goes with her to make sure she does her dare-
-In magical world-
Morgan: This is sooooo stupid. -unicorns start singing about how wonderful everything is-
Morgan: I think I'm gonna be si- -balloons fly in her face along with rainbows-
Affa: -eats lollipop- Now get to frolicking!
Morgan: What? Why would I?
Affa: You were dared to! We honor our dares.
Wood Elf: -scottish accent- Come Morgan, frolic with us and our shiny tacos!
Morgan: Are you serious?
Wood Elf: -making goofiest face ever- Does this look un-serious to you?
Morgan: Yes.
Affa: JUST FROLIC ALREADY!
Morgan: -frolics while plotting Affa's ultimate demise-
Affa: Now we can go back, finally...review from. Cupcake Cutie who hasn't rped in ever :'( come back Cupcake, pwease...:
I'm gonna also try and review XANA! too, but I need to think of a skit first...anyways...
DARES:
Morgan: This time I'm gonna be nice and make you go on your dream date with William. Have fun!
Alana: You have to listen to the Mockingbird song from the movie Dumb and Dumber for four hours.
Kitten: make Zach jealous by going on a date with Rob
Zach: stalk Kitten and Rob during their date while listening to the Mission Impossible song.
Anna: battle against a crazy sticker lady
Katty: you have to do everything you are told no matter what
Michael: Hm...you have to go to that therapist/drill sargent guy on those geico commercials.
Rob: This is just a question. Ok, so you don't have a last name, but your name is Rob Hasnolastname, so wouldn't that mean that Hasnolastname is your last name which means that you do have a last name?
Affa: Ok, now you get to guess my real name, what I look like, and guess the name of my 'mortal frienemy (friend/enemy)'.
GIFTS:
Morgan: a package filled with everything you need to have your perfect date
Alana: a fly-swatter
Kitten: tons of daisies
Zach: a tracking device
Anna: a shield
Katty: a huge cookie
Michael: a whistle and a genie's lamp
Affa: a personality switching device that can make any two peoples' personalities switch
Morgan: Finally! Come on William.
William: But she's a psychopath, don't make me go!
Affa: Sorry, she get's everything for the perfect date which includes...
Morgan: ...A polymorphic specter!
William: Oh no, no way am I going back to-
Specter: -possesses him-
William: Where are we going, princess? (Idk about William calling her princess but I'll think about it later)
Morgan: We're going for a ride in the Rorkal to the Volcano Replika and watch the eruptions for a while and have a picnic. Maybe destroy a few people or something.
William: Sounds great, let's go.
Affa: -takes Taelia's iPod and put's it on the Mocking Bird song-
Ipod: -muffled plays song-
Alana: O...kay...what's so bad about this?
Affa: You have to listen to it for four hours.
Alana: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! -runs away with her flyswatter-
Affa: ROB GET OUT HERE!
Rob: NO!
Affa: You're going on a date with Kitten.
Rob: Not in the bear/fish suit I'm not!
Zach: Haha, I'm not jealous of that!
Affa: types: "bear fish suit is replaced with a super awesome outfit"
Rob: Awesome, let's go Kitten. -goes off-
Zach: Wait.
Rob: What is it?
Zach: Just want you to know, even though you're going out with my girl, no hard feelings good buddy. -gives him one of those one arm hugs and sticks tracking device on him-
Rob: Thanks. -leaves to go on date-
Kitten: -has like 10,000,000 daises in her hair- Bye.
Zach: -waits a minute then goes to stalk them-
Affa: Okay Anna, here's your shield and, go to the pentagon.
Anna: Speaking of that who won, Taelia or Kitten? You two just kinda came back.
Taelia: It will remain a mystery forever. Just get in the pentagon.
Katty: Good luck, Anna, try not to die!
Anna: Gee really, never would have thought of that! -steps into arena-
Sticker lady: Want some stickers ducky?
Anna: Um...no, I'm good.
SL: STICKERS! -throws avalanche of stickers at Anna-
Anna: AHHH! -uses shield- HIYA -throws ninja stars-
SL: OW! THOSE AREN'T STICKERS DUCKIE, YOU NEED STICKERS! -plasters Anna with sticker-
Affa: Okay, that's enough. Sticker Zombie (aka, what Anna has become) wins cause she's an invisible ninja. Katty, here's your cookie.
Katty: YAY
Affa: Give the cookie to me.
Katty: -gives her cookie-...crud...
Affa: -Eats cookie- You'll stay like that for a while, Katty.
Katty: Yes Affa...-plots demise with Morgan-
Affa: Now let's go to Kitten and Rob's date via the date/stalking camera.
Rob&Kitten: hahahahahahaha
Affa: Rob, hate to interrupt your date but Cupcake has a question for you.
Zach: -in backround- growl...-hides in bush-
Rob: What?
Cupcake: Ok, so you don't have a last name, but your name is Rob Hasnolastname, so wouldn't that mean that Hasnolastname is your last name which means that you do have a last name?
Rob: ERROR ERROR PARADOX! -explodes-
Zach: YEEEEESSSSS!
Kitten:...What the hell?
Rob: -comes back from bathroom- So where's the bread sticks already?
Everyone: -confused-
Affa: -breaks into giggle fit-
Everyone: -still confused-
Affa: -still giggling- I-i-it was a -giggle- ROBOT! Hahahahaha!
Zach:...crud...If that guy lays a hand on her I swear I'll-
Affa: Hope that answers your question Cupcake! Now Michael, go to your therapist/drill Sargent while I get my psychic on.
Michael: But I don't have any problems.
Affa: Hmmm, not standing up for yourself, Being an overall weakling.
Michael: Am not!
Affa: Yeah, sure, whatever, anyway, it's your dare so go.
Michael:...rawr. -goes-
Affa: Okay so I forget what kind of things that therapist/drill sargent from Geico (15 minutes could save you 15% on car insurance...I advertised Geico, where's my check?) would say so let's move on to my psychicness.
Morgan: -gets back- That was great!
Affa: Okay, that's great, but if you excuse me, I'm trying to be all psychic here!
Anna: You're going to get it wrong...
Affa: Shut up sticker zombie! Okay Cupcake Cutie, your real name is Nicole uh...Collin? You look like that profile pic you had a while ago so straight brown hair, blue eyes, cupcake frosting on your face. Your frenimy is, and this is just a guess, named Rosie, um...Smith...
Michael:...So much yelling, may you never experience what I've been through in the past hour...
Affa:Ok then...looks like he's traumatized, Anna's a sticker zombie, Katty's beating herself up because Morgan told her to, Zach's beating up Rob and Kitten's slapping Zach for being rude, Alana's going insane from mockingbirds, Taelia's been ignoring us since the second review. Not too bad for a chapter, G'NIGHT EVERYBODY! HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM THE STICKER ZOMBIE!
Anna: -rolls eyes- Yeah, sure whatever.
Affa: REVIEW! -plays with pointy objects-