Disclaimer: I forgot this in the previous entry, didn't I? -.- So, as you've probably guessed, I don't own Death Note. Or Winnie the Pooh. Or an ability to write poems. Sorry...
Ryuk was as happy
as any shinigami can reasonably be
'cause Ryuk was eating apples
given to him
by none other
than the great detective L.
"Now, Ryuk," L said
"do you, being a God of Death,
know who Kira is?
Pray tell me!"
Ryuk thought
and then he said:
"Aye, I know.
Kira is…"
(Everyone held their breath)
"none other than…"
(Matsuda was turning faintly blue)
"WINNIE THE POOH!"
Everyone facepalmed in utter disbelief
and Winnie was free to continue
executing his evil plan
to obtain
world dominance.