I am sooooo sorry for being so quiet. there was some drama and I didn't feel like writing plus that little demon homework got in the way. I hope for more updates coming to you this weekend but I'm not promising more than one more and that would be CL Rewind which I already have part of. Enjoy da story!
Affa: Meow. I don't own anything that MoonScoop does. I own only the characters, sets and story lines that I have created. This includes, wait for it, TWO NEW CHARACTERS! I've been playing with them for a while and one still needs some work before he's published. Let's meet them now. Mark Aaronson.
Mark: Hi.
Rob: Run!
Mark: Huh?
Rob: While you still-
Affa: Rob, shush! Welcome to the club Mark! -evil smile- Next up, my new favorite OC, Ghost Kitty.
Gk: Meow -jumps onto Mark's shoulder-
Affa: You'll see why she's my favorite eventually. These two will be featured in a new story which I've already started writing called "The Forgotten Enemy" As well as Katty and Anna who will be his friends, I'm getting rid of her story because it's kinda been replaced by CL Rewind...kinda...-shrugs-
Katty: WHAT! I'VE BEEN DEMOTED FOR THAT NEWBIE?
Affa: Yup, your story...it just wasn't working out, I apologize, Katty and Anna.
Anna: Eh, It's cool.
Affa: Okay, so that's out of the way now on to review one from Erik-Silver:
Chrismas Presents for all, wrapped in CL wrapping paper and under a tree next to a fireplace!
Morgan: Picture of William(Signed)
Affa: Hmm... what do you give someone who pretty much owns her own universe? IDK. You get a remote that has a button for each of your OC's that can control them.
Zach: Picture from Kitten
Kitten: Giant cookie the size of an Xtra Large Pizza(Chocolate Chip)
Katty: Giant robot with working missiles and lasers(Every kid wants one)
Taelia: 10000000000000000000000 songs for Ipod
Rob: Freedom for one Chapter
Micheal: a Unicorn(Couldn't think of anything, and I got it from my English Teacher)
Anna: A large box of regular bug stickers
Alana: Box of Super Power Stickers!
Merry Christmas!
Affa: Okay, fireplace, tree, menorah in the corner for all the jews out there,-points to self- even though it's way late for either of these holidays. PRESENT TIME EVERYONE!
Everyone: -screaming like kindergartners- YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!
Affa: Morgan, you've been a bad girl this year, luckily I don't care because you're fun to write, here's a picture of your love, signed and framed. -hands over pic of william-
Morgan: -eyes light up- YAY! -admires picture-
Affa: I'm glad you understand my shtick Erik, that's exactly what I'm getting at! So now I have a personality switcher and a remote control...-evil smile-
gk: meow (sounds fun)
Affa: By the way, in parenthesis is a direct cat to human translation. And yes ghost kitty, it is fun! Zach, here's a pic of Kitten.
Kitten: -mega blush-
Affa: -switches her with Morgan-
Morgan: -mega blush-
Affa: Omg, that's what she would look like blushing! -switches them back-
Morgan: -death glare- I can't believe you dumped me into that -spits word- human body -shudder-
Affa: Yea, but what're you gonna do? Kitten, your cookie pizza.
Kitten: O.O I-Is that for me?
Affa: -yawns- yup.
Kitten: COME TO ME MAH LOVE! -attacks cookie and nearly severs Affa's wrist-
Mark: O.o note to self, NEVER get between that girl and food.
Affa: Yeah, that's a pretty basic rule here. Katty, your robot with missles and lasers.
Katty: -devious look-
Affa: NO USING IT ON ME!
Katty: Aw...-shoots anyway-
Affa: -punches her out cold-
Katty: -is out cold-
Affa: That's watcha get!
Gk: -pleading look-
Affa: yes kitty, you can play with the robot too.
Gk: meow -happiness-
Mark: Don't kill anyone with it, okay?
Gk: mew mow (As long as it isn't Steven, we're good)
Affa: Ghost Kitty, pretty much nobody will know who that is!
Gk: -is asleep on robot-
Affa: Taelia, free songs!
Taelia: Cool! -listens while tuning people out-
Zach: Ya know that's why you keep getting ignored, you sit and tune everything out, maybe if you talked a little more you would be remembered more!
Taelia: Good point.
Affa: And now-
Rob: IM OUTTA HERE, YOU CAN ALL GO TO HELL YA PEOPLE! -runs off to Hawaii-
Affa: That...Michael, your unicorn is named SPAHKLY!
Michael: Ummmmm...hello Spahkly...
Spahkly: -makes unicorn sounds and barfs a rainbow-
Affa: Awwwww, he likes you!
Michael: U...huh...ewwww...
Anna: Bug Sticker?
Gk: -noms the stickers- meow
Affa: hehehehehe, good kitty -pets gk- Alana, your super power stickers, they're bright and colorful!
Alana: They are...SHINEY! -puts on stickers- And now I gots SUPAH POWERS! Speed, strength, ect!
Michael: Okay, how much sugar did you eat?
Alana: hmmm, not all that much actually... -accidently punches building down- Whoops...
Jeremie: XANA!
Affa: WRONG STORY!
Jeremie: -like kindergartner- WRITE ME WRITE ME WRITE ME!
Affa: well...um...
XANA! Fans: WRITE IT NOOOOOWWWWWW! -holding pie cannons- WE'LL USE THESE THINGS!
Affa: NO, NOT PIE CANNONS!...I'll write a new chapter soon, promise!
XANA! Fans: HOORAY!
Affa: Hey guys, wanna introduce the next review?
XANA! Fans: YEAH! THE NEXT REVIEW IS FROM TEEN-LYOKOFAN 7777!
That was cool.
Hm...
AFFA: I want you to Quote the Disney/Pixar Film UP without question. And yes you have to quote the ENTIRE thingie. (No Escape)
Rob: Cross-dress and dance Swan Lake in an Edith-esque costume (Yes I like Despicable Me)
Morgan: I dare you to ride your horse for three chapters.
Kitten: Be tame for five chapters.
Katty: Kiss the William Clone (No Escape).
Zach: Jump over Lake Mead
Taelia: Find the original Taelia and tell her everything.
Alana: I want you to Dance to the Bee Gees hit "You Should be Dancing"
Anna: Sing "(I'Ve had) The Time of My Life" from the movie Dirty Dancing (No Escape) (Both Parts)
Prizes:
AFFA: Two cans of spray paint (Running out of items)
Rob: Two posters of your choice.
Morgan: Three tickets to the Subdigitals
Kitten: A coloring book. (Running out of good things, sorry)
Katty: A knitting kit.
Zach: A minion from Despicable Me.
Taelia (The OC): A program of your choice.
Alana: A car of your choice.
Anna: A Warriors book
Affa: Okay TLF I'll recite the entire script of UP -snigger- I'll just use my...secret weapon! -pulls out fast forward button- Here I go...-blur of words- Done. HAHAHAHAHA TOLD YA THERE WAS AN EASY WAY TO DO THIS TLF! -sticks tongue out- Also Rob's taking the day off, so he ain't doin the dare. -shrugs- Morgan, horse, now!
Morgan: Yeah, sure, whatever. Come here, horse!
Horse: O.O -runs away-
Morgan: GET BACK HERE HORSE! -chases after horse-
Kitten: But tameness is SOOOO boring!
Affa: I know, but you have to do your dare! -shoots her with tranquilizer dart- There, tame for 5 chapters. Now Katty, not sure why but you have to kiss the ever amazingly stupid William Clone!
Katty: Sure, whatever, it's a program.
Affa: Come here William!
WC: I am here.
Affa: Now kiss you two! -plays romantic music-
WC: huh? -completely unaware-
Katty: -kisses him-
WC: ? -just stands there-
Affa: Now doesn't that look awkward? NEXT!
Zach: You realize this is impossible, right?
Affa: She said do it so DO IT!
Zach: -attempts to jump Lake Mead but falls in, is soaked-
everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
Zach: -glares-
Affa: Smooth Zach, smoooth!
Taelia: Huh? I AM the real Taelia!
Affa: I think she means the more boringer one MoonScoop thought of.
Taelia: Oh...-tells her-
Taelia: You're a complete LOON! -smacks her and stalks off-
Taelia: Well that worked!
Affa: Yup. Now Dance Alana, dance like you're not in a coma!
Alana: Um...I'm not in a coma...
Affa: Well then dance like you are now!
Alana: -dances to music, overdoes it, spins around and falls-
Affa: Is it the same song as the Black Eyed Peas one?
TLF: No.
Affa: In that case Anna you're gonna have to go in a closet as an excuse for me not having to know the song.
Anna: -shrugs- okay. -goes in closet-
Affa: FLY MY PRETTIES! -sprays paint down but instead of jet packing it just paints my feet- awwwwww...paint hath betrayed me!
Alana: Hath?
Affa: It's called talking weird, deal with it! I'll send the posters to Hawaii. -sends them by dropping in digital sea- Yeah, those'll totally get to Rob, hehehe...Morgan, Subdigitals tickets. One for you, one for William, and one...-cracks up- FOR THE HORSE!
Morgan: -comes riding in with William on possessed horse- coolio -grabs tickets and rides into the sunset-
Kitten: -stares at coloring book- WEEEHOOOO! -eats it-
Everyone:...
Affa: Kitten, coloring books aren't food...
Kitten:...Oh crud...-vomits coloring book-
Affa: -eyetwitch- ewwwwww Katty take the knitting kit before I vomit!
Katty: Not a fan of knitting, thanks for the thought, though. -gives the string to ghost kitty-
Gk: MEOW! -pouncetacklezombifyhugstring-...meow...
Zach: smoooth kitty, smooth.
Minion: -gibberish-
Zach: Go on little guy, get the kitty out of there.
Minion: dicuwuhfewhoehvw8ehv -unties kitty, sees apple- APPU! -chases-
Taelia: Any program I want, huh? I choose a simulation bubble...simpler times...-is thoughtful-
Alana: Well...I'm not all that fond of earth cars, they're kinda bulky. I'd much rather be in a lyoko vehicle.
Affa: She said car, you will pick a car.
Alana: But I know nothing about cars! How about the OverCar?
Michael: OverCar?
Alana: Yeah, some of the adults wanted cars.
Affa: Oh, okay. -sends her Overcar-
Anna: Cool -reads-
Affa: Okay, next and last is my buddy that reviewed on facebook again, Donald:
Another funny chapter... And I have a few more dares... Kitten: switch places with Affa for a chapter Morgon: Dress up like Barney and give everyone a hug Affa: Make William your slave Talea: Go on a date with Zach Zach: threaten Morgon until she kills you. Gifts: Crossbow for Morgon, Airhorn for Talea so she will not be ignored, Affa: an unsharpened Pencil
Kitten: -looks at Affa and smiles- My turn.
Affa: Next chapter, this one is almost over.
Kitten: Fine. And Zach shall be MAH KING!
Zach: um...ok. -smiles-
Morgan:...NO!
Affa: Oh yeah! -evil smile-
Morgan: Make me and I'll stab you!
Kitten: Gee, someone's a bit edgy...
Affa: -gets barney suit and squirt gun- NOW!
Morgan: This is too far Affa -sends blast of electricity at her-
Affa: -doges boredly- Just do your dare and you get a crossbow.
Taelia: Giving Morgan weapons again I see...Are you sure you should be doing that?
Affa: Donald gave it to her, I just distribute the gifts.
Michael: Wait, where did Morgan go anyway...
Morgan: -in barney suit- Okay, now what.
Alana: Give everyone a hug!
Morgan: Ugh...-hugs everyone, curses loudly-
Alana: -covers ears- what was that...
Morgan: It was cursing, get over it.
Michael: If it makes her uncomfortable you better stop!
Morgan: Oh look, the wimp is defending his little girlfriend. -holds crossbow-
Affa: Hey Morgan, William has to be my slave! -evil laughter-
Morgan: O.O' NO! Till when?
Affa: Till I get bored of him of course! William, make me a samich!
William: Phew, just a sandwich...-gets her one-
Affa: And now explode.
William: CRAP! -explodes-
Affa: -laughs-
Morgan: -kills affa-
Affa&William: -come back to life-
Affa: Nobody dies for long! -clutches side-
William:...exploding is painful...
Zach: No duh, genius. Hey Morgan.
Morgan: Hmm?
Zach: I can kick your butt anytime, anyplace!
Morgan: I wouldn't try if I were you.
Zach: Oh yeah? -draws bow-
Affa: -pushes Zach into Morgan-
Morgan: OK THAT'S IT! -reduces Zach to pile of ashes-
Everyone: O.O Ohmai!
Affa: William, sweep up the ashes and put it in this jar.
William: Fine...-sweeps up the ashes and puts it in the jar-
Affa: Taelia, go on a date with the Zach ashes.
Taelia:...um...-takes her airhorn, tries it out-
Kitten: -steams- Donald I WILL find you!
Affa: Somebody's jealous.
Kitten: Affa, he's a pile of ASHES wouldn't you be mad if your boyfriend was reduced to ashes?
Affa: I suppose if I had one I woud...
Taelia: Kitten, it's a dare, calm down. -takes Zach ashes to the movies, blows airhorn in the middle of the most serious scene in the movie-
Movie goer: SHUT UP WITH THE FREAKIN AIRHORN!
Taelia: No -blows airhorn louder-
Mark: Now I've been ignored -blows airhorn in Affa's ear-
Affa: BAD MARK! -slaps him with novelty bar of soap that looks like a bar of gold-
William: Chuckle chuckle chuckle.
Affa: IDIOT, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CHUCKLE WHEN STAGE DIRECTIONS SAY IT, NOT THE WORD CHUCKLE! -slaps him-
Gk: hahahahahhahahahahaha meow -scratches william's face up-
Affa: Good Ghost Kitty! -pets-
Gk: purrrr
Taelia: -comes back- Gimme my airhorn back! -takes it-
Mark: But I was being ignored!
Taelia: That's because you're the new guy! Suck it up!
Affa: Don't make me hurt you with my unsharpened pencil!
Everyone: Wow...-unimpressed-
William: -knocks Affa out- THAT'S FOR MAKING ME EXPLODE! Oh no, she died. Maybe if all the little girls and boys and girls review she'll come back to life!
gk: LOOKAT ME I CAN TALK! So, yea, review so affa can live again...Also there's this really awesome guy, his name is Hat. On here he's called Hero of Time Freak and he has really good stories, he has written Lyoko Warriors but also has some other really good stories, please check them out. Also Affa says this is the last chance for people who want to get their review in XANA! cause she's updating it real soon. Meow -cleans face-