Hooray for President's Day. Now I can finally update.

Also, some of my favorite reviewers are the anonymous ones that write a long, drawn out review about how I should get off of this site and stop writing because everyone should be able to write whatever they want to.

Please tell me that I am not the only one who sees all of the contradictory statements in the above paragraph.

This chapter will be a lot less of a mixed up filler than the last few have been and will also have a lot of AVPM and AVPS references in it.

Ernie didn't "Find" Anything

"But Dumbledore, I really don't want to go! Cant I just stay here and pretend to like all of these idiot Mary Sues?" whined a very peeved Ernie Macmillan, as Dumbledore dragged him up the stairs that led to his hidden office

"That's easy for you to say, Macmillan. You aren't the one who keeps on having about twenty three long lost granddaughters come up and ask you for money or where the stupid cave and horcruxes are!" complained Dumbledore moodily

"Okay, that does sound kind of annoying, but couldn't we all just tell them what we think of them and then hope that they all just go away?" begged Ernie, because he really didn't want to have to go to this "Island of Lost Sues" place

"No, if we do that then they just yell at the readers about flames and crap like that." Explained Dumbledore

"But why do I have to go? Why can't someone else go instead of me?" whined Ernie loudly

"Because Hufflepuffs are supposed to be particularly good finders, that's why!" snapped Dumbledore

"How on earth did you come up with that, Dumbledore?" yelled Ernie

"Look, I don't have time for all of this crap, Ernie, so I'm going to count to three and if you are not up here by the time I stop counting I will drag you all the way up to my office, do you understand?" asked Dumbledore sternly

"Yes, I understand. Which is why I'm running away." Said Ernie as he took off down the stairs as fast as he could

"JELLY LEGS JINX!" screamed Dumbledore as Ernie ran off

"NO! Why doesn't anybody know the counter jinx for Jelly Legs?" wailed Ernie

"I wonder what's taking Dumbledore so long to get Ernie?" said Neville

"Well, Ernie probably doesn't want to be here any more than we do." Said Oliver

Suddenly, the door burst open and Dumbledore walked in dragging Ernie Macmillan by the hair. He stopped in front of an empty chair, shoved Ernie into it, and then proceeded to his desk where he sat down and sighed.

"Look, I am well aware of the fact that none of you want to be here right now. But our world is counting on you, okay?" explained Dumbledore

"Yeah, but what do we get in return?" asked Ernie

"Um… the joy of saving the world?" offered Dumbledore

"Not going to cut it." Said Ernie

"I'll excuse you from class?" said Dumbledore

"I'm not a student anymore." Said Oliver

"I'll give you all Os on your OWLS and you wont have to take them." Said Dumbledore

"Done!" said Neville and Ernie

"But I already took my OWLS and my NEWTS!" said Oliver

"Well, I can change your old scores, you know." Offered Dumbledore

"Okay, fine. I'll do it." Muttered Oliver

"Great, here's a map. No one really knows where the island is, so it's kind of up to you to find it. That's why we gave you a Hufflepuff, after all." Said Dumbledore

All three boys groaned as Dumbledore sent them on their way to the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

"well, at least we made it back to Hogwarts, you guys." Said Harry

"Urgh! You just wait until my father hears about all of those stupid Mary Sues and how they escaped. He will not stand for it I tell you. He will not!" whined Malfoy

"Oh, shut up, Malfoy." Snapped Ron

"Yeah, what could your dad possibly do to help us out of this situation?" asked Harry

"I don't know but-" began Malfoy, but he was cut of by a high pitched screech coming from the castle

"Oh my god, Draco honey, you're back!" screamed a girl about a year younger than they were that Harry vaguely recognized as Astoria Greengrass

"Um, what the hell are you doing?" asked Draco

"But we're meant to be! Why don't you love me?" she began crying hysterically

"hay, bich wat re u duing wif mi boi fried?" said a terrible voice that none of them would ever forget.

"Oh god no. Not her!" wailed Ron

"What do we do?" whispered Draco

"Let's go see if Dumbledore can help us out of this one." Decided Harry

"Harry, Ron, Draco, you're all back!" greeted Dumbledore as the three boys burst into his office later that day

"Dumbledore, there are a bunch-" began Harry

"Of Mary Sues down stairs. Yes, I know Harry." Finished Dumbledore nonchalantly

"But, Sir, one of them is-" began Ron

"Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way? Yes, I happen to be aware of that little fact too." Said Dumbledore, as he resumed his paper work

"How did you-" started Draco

"Know? Well, it seems that someone was using the experimental Sue Spell and overflowed the island of Lost Sues." Said Dumbledore

"Yeah, sorry about that one." Said Harry

"Anyways, as it seems that the three of you have failed us, I have decided to send Oliver Wood, Neville Longbottom, and Ernie Macmillan to the Island of Lost Sues to stop them from escaping and coming back here." Explained Dumbledore

"Why them and not us?" asked Ron

"Well, first of all, they're background characters so they kind of deserve a chance at the spotlight. Secondly I can no longer excuse you from school because your grades are so bad. Back to class, now. I think it's potions now." Said Dumbledore as he showed them out of his office

"But Snape hates us!" wailed Harry

"Oh, don't you worry about Snape. He's gone all AU and adopted you a few days ago. It should be cool." Said Dumbledore

"Ernie, why cant you find the island?" snapped Oliver

"Why am I the one getting blamed for this? I thought that we were all in this together!" said Ernie, as he attempted to read the map

"Yeah, but Hufflepuffs are supposed to be good finders!" said Oliver

Sorry that it's so short.

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