Well, hello again everyone.
Here's the new chapter. I hope that you like it.
From the last week of March to the first week of May I will not be updating any of my stories. This is just a warning to all of you who are dearly attached to any or all of my stories. Once again, from the end of March to the beginning of May I will have no updates and will most likely not be able to respond to any of my PMs or reviews.
Also this chapter is ridiculously short. This is kind of the beginning of the end of the story. Yes, there will be a sequel. I'll explain more when the time comes, though. I'm trying to wrap this up before April that way I don't just leave it hanging for months on end.
I'm (Almost) All Natural
"Wait, wait, wait, you guys, I think that I've found it!" shouted Ernie from his broom stick
"What? You have?" yelled Neville who was unfortunately having quite a bit of trouble staying on his own broom properly
"Yeah, yeah, it looks like I have. The island should be just over there." Ernie yelled back to his two comrades that were following closely behind him
"Great, I cant wait to get off of this stupid broom." Sighed a much relived Neville who had managed to almost fall off of his broom more times than he would like to remember
"Oh, stop complaining. Riding a broom is so great! I remember when it was before I was keeper back at Hogwarts and when Madam Hooch once saw me riding around outside and it was after hours and all, but she said I was really good so…" Oliver began what his two companions could already tell was going to be a long and pointless story
"Look, Oliver, we don't really care about you and Madam Hooch's midnight, romance filled escapades throughout your entire first year." Snapped Ernie very sarcastically at Oliver
"What the hell do you mean by "Romance filled escapades", Ernie?" Oliver asked Ernie very madly
"I was being- well; you see I was just- um, never mind." Ernie faltered under Oliver's intense gaze
"Yeah, I'll bet." Muttered Oliver angrily
"Wait, um, I think we're supposed to turn here, you guys!" yelled Neville from the front of the group
"Look that must be the island, you guys!" called Ernie as the three boys passed over an island with a bunch of hot girls sunning themselves on the beaches
"Okay, so let's try to land on the other side of the island, then." Directed Oliver
"Yeah, good idea, Oliver." Agreed Ernie
"Yeah, then maybe all of the Mary Sues won't find us right away." Suggested Neville
"Well, no shit, Sherlock." Snapped Oliver
"Yeah, we're just flying to the other side of the island for the scenery." Said a very sarcastic Ernie
"Oh, sorry guys." Apologized Neville awkwardly
"Look, I'm sorry, but we just don't have any strawberries. All we have is bacon, Ms. Diamond- Eyes." Explained Maurice to one of the many Mary Sues that lay on the boy's beach
"No, no, no! That will simply not do! I am a vegetarian, I just can't eat meat! Why, I would rather kill myself than eat a single piece of meat!" said the air headed Sue whose last name was a reference to her absolutely amazing eyes.
"Works for us." Muttered Maurice
"Oh, you're so funny!" cried the Mary Sue, as she entertained them all with her amazing laugh
"Hey, I'll eat that meat! I'm like a little black hole; things come in and they just go right on out!" offered a different Mary Sue that appeared to be one of the Mary Sues that tries to be "One of the Boys", which is pretty unbelievable seeing as most of what my brothers and their friends seem to do is talk about hot chicks and porno
"Um, okay, sure." Said an unsuspecting Maurice
"Do you like football? Because I love football. And baseball. And most other sports, you know." Said the Mary Sue
"Oh no" muttered Maurice.
"Hey, guys who is that?" shouted Sam (from the pair of people more commonly known as Samneric)
"Oh, great. I hope it isn't another batch of Mary Sues trying to win over Jack or Ralph's heart or something." Muttered Calvin, as he approached the site where three unidentified flying objects had just landed in the jungle
"Hey, you uys aren't more girls looking for Jack, are you? Because he's not here. And neither is Ralph, by the way." Called Eric
"What? You guys live here with the Mary Sues?" asked Oliver as he stumbled out of the woods
"Yeah, why do you ask?" asked Sam
"Well, we're here to try and destroy the Mary Sue Island! Where are they?" asked a very excited Ernie
"Well, they're all out on the beach tanning. Like usual." Commented Sam
"Great, let's go!" said Ernie
Yeah, sorry that it's so short but this weekend was hell.
Anyways, please review!