Scott Pilgrim vs the unexpected
Chapter 2
Gideon kicked Scott with his foot.
"Get up!"
Scott groaned, this was not happening right now. This was not happening right now. This was not...
"For your information, this is happening right now. So get up!"
Scott quickly jumped up. Gideon grinned at him.
"I'd knew you'd come around Scott! Now, aren't you going to ask me something?"
"How...how did this even happen?" Scott asked confusedly. "I thought you were dead this entire time!"
"I've got extra lives, Scott. Just like you. Then after that, I figured you and Ramona would be together. And what breaks up a relationship more than someone special comes waltzing in claiming to be pregnant with someone's child?"
Scott looked at Gideon slacked jawed. He truly was insane.
"B-but how did you get access to my sperm?"
"You don't remember, do you? Three months ago? When your sperm disappeared from the sperm bank? Erased from the files?"
Scott jumped back.
"That was you? Don't you know that I needed the money?"
Gideon rolled his eyes.
"And I need a place to stay. And you know that a daddy needs to take care of his mommy."
Scott stepped back.
"You're rich aren't you? Go stay at your place!" Scott said anxiously, frightened that he may have to eventually take care of Gideon.
"Can't risk people seeing me, Scott can we? Besides it looks like you're the sole parent here. I can just as easily sue you for child support. You'll lose everything then, won't you?"
Scott sighed heavily. It looked like Gideon would win this round.
"Come on in," he said sighing.
"I knew you would see things my way, Scotty. And we'll have a lot of fun together won't we?"
Scott groaned. He'd rather get sued.
End of Chapter 2
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