Hi, this is a pretty serious Author's note.
I have come to a hard decision. My iCarly story and also "A Flamingo in a Flock of Pigeons" will be my last stories, at least for a while. Yes, I am going on hiatus, most likely permanently. I am so very sorry to all of my wonderful readers and to anyone who wants for me to update. I really am. But life is happening right now, and I just feel like I need a nap from Fan Fiction.
My iCarly story (Oh Mother, Where Art Thou?)will still be updated according to schedule and "A Flamingo in a Flock of Pigeons" will still be updated precisely whenever I feel like it. So will my Harry Potter song fics, because those help me relax.
I am going to finish (or at least try to finish) up the iCarly story before I leave mainly because I love to write it and because I have a huge plan for it. Revenge of the Mary Sues will be left unfinished, unless someone wishes to adopt it. Let me know. Either way, I don't care too much.
To my fans, friends, and readers: You have made this all worth while. You really have and I am so sorry that I am leaving you all. I really am. I wish that I could carry on doing this for all of you, but I can't. I really just can't. And for that, I am truly sorry.
To all of the Suethors and just not so great writers: get a beta. They can really help you out, you know. When I gave you a critical review, you probably deserved it. Believe it or not, grammar and spelling are still very important, even though we are on the internet. So does character development. Anyways, best of luck improving to you lot.
To all of the self righteous trolls and flamers: get a life. Go outside. Join a club. Ride your bike or walk the dog. See a movie if you actually have any friends. Fresh air is great. So is the sun and Vitamin D. You need Vitamin D to survive, you know. Besides, the sun wont kill you, even if you are a vampire. Trust me, it'll make you a much happier person.
Well, I am sorry to anyone and everyone that will miss me. To everyone that's glad I'm gone, at least you'll be happy for a while until my prodigy comes along. Just kidding. Mel's too nice to be an ass hole like I was.
Happy writing to all, and to all a good night.