Scott Pilgrim vs the unexpected
Chapter 4
Scott rolled over and looked at the clock. It read 4:00. He could hear Gideon groaning in the bathroom. Scott buried his head in his pillow. Ignore the fact that Gideon is here. Ignore the fact that he is currently experiencing morning sickness in your bathroom. Ignore the fact that he is three months pregnant with your child.
"Oh God! Why won't it stop!"Gideon moaned from the bathroom.
Relish in the fact that at this moment Gideon is not the controlling cocky ass-hole you know him as. He is weak, nerdy looking guy who is currently suffering from morning sickness that refuses to go away. You have full permission to laugh at him.
Scott grinned at the thought of this and slowly fell back asleep.
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WHAP!
Scott felt a pillow whip his face.
"Earth to Scott Pilgrim! Wake up!" Gideon shouted in his ear.
Scott jumped up.
"What?"
"Get up! I can't stand people who are lazy!"
Scott ran his fingers through his hair.
"I'm not lazy. I just don't get up at 4'o clock in the morning to puke my guts out."
Gideon rolled his eyes.
"Ha-ha, very funny. At least, you're not three months pregnant here."
Scott stood up and began to walk towards the kitchen.
"At least I didn't knock myself up just to break up a relationship!"
"No comment," Gideon replied angrily before spinning on his heel towards the bathroom.
"For once, he doesn't have a cocky comeback," Scott said to himself.
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Scott Pilgrim was feeling awkward. Not because he was standing in suit store. (He really hated suits). Or the fact that basically every guy here he probably knew because they had slept with Wallace. No, it was not any of these things. It was the fact that he was in suit store with Gideon Graves. The man who had formed off league of evil exes just so he could control the girl, that Scott had once loved. And to top it off, Ramona Flowers was in this store. Oh, yeah and Gideon was up the spout.
Scott ducked behind a coat rack.
"What's wrong Scott? See someone you know?" Gideon asked smugly.
"No! No, I don't! I just hate...Suit stores!"
Gideon looked at Scott's dirty jeans and t-shirt with disgust.
"Obviously," Gideon replied.
"Hey, what that supposed to mean?"
"Oh nothing at all," Gideon said before muttering, "Slob," under his breath.
Scott shrugged and glanced around. Ramona was gone. Gideon was looking at suits that probably wouldn't fit him in a month's time. Gideon was probably still making fun of Scott in his head.
"He's just not worth it," Scott thought over and over in his head.
Gideon just wasn't worth it.
End of chapter 4
P.S: Up the spout means pregnant.