INT. KITCHEN
The Swedish Chef is in the kitchen singing his own theme tune with two metal spoons. He soon throws them behind him.
SWEDISH CHEF:
(Speaks in Swedish until English:) Ratatouille. Now lem mee gat reedy.
The Chef turns around. We see Remy from Ratatouille walking on the table.
REMY:
(To the audience) Shh! I've always wanted to be here on a chef TV show. Like the chef said, I'm going to show you how ratatouille works! Now pay attention.
Remy gets his gear ready and he begins to work on the ratatouille. Then the Swedish Chef turns around and drops his gear down to the floor as he sees Remy. He grabs a saucepan and he cruses in Swedish as he chases the blue rat around the kitchen.
Remy comes back on the table and makes a model of himself out of Danish Blue cheese. He jumps off the table and the Chef finds the model and he picks it up. As soon as the chef is gone, Remy comes back and finishes making his ratatouille. Then he hears running footsteps coming so he gets off again. It's the Chef shouting angrily. He throws the model cheese rat through the window, breaking it. Then Kermit the Frog arrives.
KERMIT:
Hey, Swedish Chef! What's going on? A lot of people are going hungry and they won't work on hungry stomachs! (He looks at the bowl of ratatouille). Well, at least, you've got the bowl of ratatouille for Mr. Ratzenberger ready.
Kermit takes the bowl out of the kitchen. The Chef sees Remy the rat on top of the bread bin grinning at him. He gasps and runs out.
INT. BACKSTAGE – DAY
Kermit gives Ratzenberger his ratatouille.
KERMIT:
I'm sorry, Mr. Ratzenberger. Chef's not usually like this.
RATZENBERGER:
Well, at least this ratatouille didn't take long as building the pyramids.
KERMIT:
(Under his breath) Or this theatre.
Then the Swedish Chef runs in the room. He speaks panicky in Swedish. Kermit puts his arm around him calmly.
KERMIT (CONT'D):
It's all right, Swedish Chef. I'm sorry if I was a little short with you. But Mr. Ratzenberger really loves this ratatouille.
RATZENBERGER:
Yeah, for a Swedish chef, you make a cracking good French ratatouille.
Remy was moodily sitting on Kermit's desk; no one notices him.
REMY:
(Under his breath) Thank you for the compliant (!)