INT. VETERINARIAN'S HOSTIPAL
ANNOUNCER (V/O):
And now Veterinarian's Hospital, the continuing story of a quack who's gone to the dogs.
Nurse Piggy is feeling rather thirsty so she drinks a jar filled with red liquid, but she doesn't like it so she spits it out. Then she joins Dr. Bob and Nurse Janice.
DR. BOB:
Who's the next patient, Nurse Janice?
JANICE:
Not patience, Dr. Bob. Patients. Five patients.
Dr. Bob takes the cover of the bed to reveal the Incredibles Family.
DR. BOB:
It's the Incredibles! The family of superheroes. What is it that hurts you and how did it happen?
MR. INCREDIBLE:
Well, we were on a mission to stop Bomb Voyage blowing up this city. I first tried to open the door and I did, but at the cost of my back!
DR. BOB:
So you have muscle cramp in your back? You should go to a spa.
ELASTIGIRL:
Then I tried to stretch my arms to deal with the switches, then Bomb Voyage sent a bomb to blow me up like any intruder would. Now all my arms are burnt.
DR. BOB:
Maybe my treatment for you would be to give you these two tickets for this Saturday's bonfire!
He and the nurses laugh at this.
NURSE PIGGY:
(To Miss Incredible) Now, my dear, what's troubling you?
VIOLET:
On the mission I was with my family, I tried to disable the electricity, so I went invisible to switch it off and I did it, but Bomb Voyage's minions came to hunt me, so I went invisible and I led them past, but I stupidly hid where the nuclear powers was stored.
DASH:
You don't admit your mistakes that easily often.
VIOLET:
Shut up!
NURSE JANICE:
(To Master Incredible) Now, sonny, what's up with you?
DASH:
Well, I have the most painful pains off all! I was running to disable the bombs off the building to save the city. And I did save the city, but the bombs went off anyway and brought the wall on my legs! Now my legs are broken.
DR. BOB:
Now what about cutie over here?
As Dr. Bob tries to coo him, Jack-Jack gets upset and turns to fire. The doctor's paw gets burned. Then Jack-Jack turns into the monster he grows into when he's angry. He pushes Dr. Bob away and goes for him, but Mr. Incredible grabs his baby and Elastigirl takes him from the father and comes down, comforting him. The monster turns to back his normal body.
The nurses help Dr. Bob up.
ANNOUNCER (V/O):
And so once again Dr. Bob and the Nurses have more trouble than they deserve. Tune in next week when you'll hear Dr. Bob say...
DR. BOB:
Boy, our work has been cut out.
Then Agent Rick Dicker arrives.
DICKER:
Not as much as my paperwork's been cut out.
He reveals his paperwork cut out like a fun activity. Everyone laughs at this.
CUT TO: The theatre box.
STATLER:
You know what else is cut out?
WALDORF/QUEEN:
What?
STATLER:
These prices for this rubbish show.
Waldorf, Statler and the Queen Ant laugh at this.
INT. BACKSTAGE
Rowlf the Dog, Nurse Piggy and Nurse Janice pass through Kermit.
KERMIT:
Hey, guys, that was a great show. Well done.
Then Ratzenberger comes down, looking woozily.
KERMIT (CONT'D):
Are you all right, Mr. Ratzenberger?
RATZENBERGER:
I just spoke to my agent and it's given me a lot of headaches. I just need a paracetamol and a glass of water.
KERMIT:
Okay. (Turns to Rowlf). Uh, Rowlf. You're still in your doctor's uniform. Could you get them please?
ROWLF:
Well, ladies, you heard him. (Then Miss Piggy and Janice run off in their own ways). Why does the doctor have to do all the work?